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Offline Obi Chris Kenobi

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« on: June 05, 2009, 04:04:48 AM »


Oh so much fun to slip them into your friend's bag of Jelly Beans and watching them eat one without realising and wondering why his mouth is burning - HAZZAR JELLY BELLY!

I was laughing for ages.

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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 07:42:51 AM »
You English folk can't handle spicy food very well, huh?

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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 07:45:50 AM »
I'm not sure, I think I'm going to say that we can as a whole, but my mate couldn't and it was more of the fact he wasn't expecting his lushes bag of Jelly Beans to contain a random Jalapeno flavoured Jelly Bean :D

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 07:50:15 AM »
You English folk can't handle spicy food very well, huh?

I generally can't, but I love jalapenos.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 08:21:22 AM »
If you get them pickled, the heat is significantly reduced.

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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2009, 06:19:09 AM »
The burning asshole isn't reduced nearly enough.