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« on: June 16, 2009, 12:12:46 PM »


I got some of these today from the Sweet factory.  They're called "Sour Fantasy Belts", and they're tremendous.
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 12:10:47 AM »
My top five:

1. Chunky
2. Maple Bun
3. Junior Mints
4. Cadbury Creme Egg
5. Coffee Crisp

I fucking hate all sour chemical candy.

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 05:27:05 AM »
I didn't know Agent was 70 years old.

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 08:32:26 AM »
What about the ultimate grandpa candy, Werther's Original?

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 12:14:09 AM »
I didn't know Agent was 70 years old.

I bet you'd like to eat one of those Sour Strips with Alfdogg just like those dogs in Lady and the Tramp.

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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 09:57:57 AM »
Rockets anyone?

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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 10:16:20 AM »
Those the same as Smarties?
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 10:56:32 AM »
What? Obviously not. Look at them.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 11:54:39 AM »


If I remember correctly from a discussion at the old place they're called rockets in Canada and Smarties in the US? Either way I know them as Smarties, and they kick ass. In Highschool I would often buy a large bag of them from Walmart and give myself quite the sugar high.

You know what I got hooked on in the last few years?

Never cared for them as a kid for some reason but they are yum yum delicious. Probably not great for my teeth though.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 01:00:48 PM »
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2009, 01:19:44 PM »
When I lived in Australia I ate a pack of Maltesers seemingly every day.



Just last year someone brought them in to work and I fucking stole the whole box full of bags and enjoyed every second of it. Mostly because it brought back good memories, too.

But yeah, in general I like anything with toffee in it.
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2009, 01:23:08 PM »
So are Maltesers the same as Whoppers? Or are they whoppers with a toffee flavor or something?
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2009, 01:25:13 PM »
The toffee was an aside... sorry about the phrasing.

They are malt balls but taste nothing like Whoppers. Heavier on the chocolate, less on the malt and not as crunchy.
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2009, 03:22:33 PM »
Give me Haribo gummi bears and I am happy.
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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2009, 10:42:37 PM »
Rockets/Smarties can fuck off and die. They're like really sweet Rolaids.

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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2009, 05:02:17 AM »
What? Obviously not. Look at them.

Hey look, they're the same
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2009, 08:57:51 AM »
If you're going to go that route, go all the way and get a three foot long pixy stix.
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2009, 09:32:42 AM »
I use to love those giant pixy stix too. Not so much anymore, but as a kid many of them were consumed.

Odd aside: I knew a girl who would snort pixy stix. I can only imagine it was practice for snorting cocaine.
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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2009, 08:10:06 PM »
Snorting Pixie Stix was a fad in my middle school, too.  I never did it, because I'm not an idiot, but it was nearly ubiquitous. 

My favorite candies are circus peanuts, strawberry milk flavored Whoppers, Sweet Tarts, and those little cherry balls that come in pouches that cost fifty cents each.  I have a sweet tooth, and a major weakness for processed fake fruit flavored sugary crap.

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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2009, 08:52:56 PM »
This all seems really familiar, but...

I hate Rockets, Canadian Smarties are like M&Ms and I never ate the red ones last, and I'm surprised to see Coffee Crisp listed as an Agent Favourite as I thought it was a Canadian exclusive.

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« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2009, 09:43:24 PM »
I fucking love Maltesers. they're delicious.

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« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2009, 11:21:00 PM »
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My favorite candies are circus peanuts

You're a sick motherfucker, you know that? Worst candy there is.

Coffee Crisp is at least in my vending machine at work. I have no idea how prevalent it is. Odd thing: I dislike coffee. I've tried to like it, but don't. Don't like regular cup of coffee, or gay girly polysyllabic shit that has sprinkles on it. Hot or cold.

However, I do like coffee flavored bullshit! Candy, ice cream. Those are tasty! Makes no sense.

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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2009, 11:24:13 PM »
Worst fucking god damn candy

1. Circus Peanuts
2. Sour Chemical Gummy Anything
3. Smarties/Rockets
4. Sweet Tarts
5. Valentines antacid hearts with shit written on 'em

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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2009, 12:54:08 AM »
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You're a sick motherfucker, you know that? Worst candy there is.

You've told me this before.

I like every single candy that you hate.  If it tastes like chemical factory byproduct, I'll scarf that shit down.

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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2009, 01:32:06 AM »
Worst fucking god damn candy

2. Sour Chemical Gummy Anything
3. Smarties/Rockets
4. Sweet Tarts

God damn that's half my diet right there

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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2009, 04:32:07 AM »
Worst fucking god damn candy

1. Circus Peanuts
2. Whoppers
3. Smarties/Rockets
4. Sweet Tarts
5. Valentines antacid hearts with shit written on 'em

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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2009, 05:10:32 AM »
Worst fucking god damn candy
Corn Nuts. The End.

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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2009, 05:27:33 AM »
No it's black licorice. Black licorice is the worst candy.

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« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2009, 05:50:25 AM »
Whereas Reeses Cups are the best.

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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2009, 07:05:52 AM »
Ditto loving 2 3 and 4 on agent's worst list.

Re: black licorice. At a young age I made myself like that and black jelly beans0 because no one else did so it was the easy way to et free candy.
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« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2009, 10:28:31 AM »
Byron, I'm going to eat a pound of black licorice and then shit in your mouth. Stuff's great. Good-N-Plenty, black licorice jellybeans, taffy, CROWS, plain old candy store bags of it, it's alllll good. It has nuances that other flavors don't.

Would Corn Nuts even be a candy? Isn't it usually, like, barbecue or teriyaki flavored? Being salty and starchy, it's closer to the potato chip family (or even jerky, given how the flavors tend to match up) than the candy family.

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« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2009, 10:54:37 AM »
I hope he meant candy corn

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« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2009, 11:33:13 AM »
That's what I meant. Not Corn Nuts. I don't know why I said that. I actually love those.

Candy corn can suck a fat nut. Maybe even a fat Corn Nut.

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« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2009, 12:34:52 PM »
I love candy corn, too.  I'm totally with Smues on the liking unpopular treats route to getting free candy.

Cannot abide by black licorice, though. 

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« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2009, 02:23:30 PM »
I don't think I've met anyone who covets candy corn and those Valentine's Day hearts the way that I do.  Not only are they delicious, but they also make me dizzy with warm and friendly childhood memories.  Skittles are really the only candy that I'll ever buy for my own personal consumption, however.  I typically prefer to get my sugar fix from soda.

I kind of got off of chocolate when I was convinced that it was causing me to break out as a teenager, and I've never really embraced it again since then.  I like a Baby Ruth just fine, but can do without the rest of it.

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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2009, 04:58:30 PM »
Worst fucking god damn candy
Corn Nuts. The End.

How are Corn Nuts classified as candy whatsoever?  And they rock, IIRC.

I'm not a big candy consumer, but here are a few favorites in no particular order:

Cinnamon disks
lemon drops
all kinds of chocolates and candy bars
Swedish fish
Skittles
basically any kind of mint chocolate
CORDIAL CHERRIES
Cadbury cream eggs
Candy corn/pumpkins
Lifesavers
Tootsie rolls and pops
Reese's
Gummi Bears

Yes, I like a lot of candies.  I just don't eat them often, anymore.

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« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2009, 05:00:42 PM »
Byron, I'm going to eat a pound of black licorice and then shit in your mouth. Stuff's great. Good-N-Plenty, black licorice jellybeans, taffy, CROWS, plain old candy store bags of it, it's alllll good. It has nuances that other flavors don't.  

UGH... black licorice, good n plenty... all this shit you listing 'cept taffy... fucking disgusting. I'd rather watch you shit in Byron's mouth on loop than to ever taste these things again.

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« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2009, 05:02:45 PM »
Byron, I'm going to eat a pound of black licorice and then shit in your mouth.

That'd probably at least taste a little better than eating black licorice straight up. Haha.

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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2009, 05:05:44 PM »
Worst fucking god damn candy
Corn Nuts. The End.

How are Corn Nuts classified as candy whatsoever?  And they rock, IIRC.
That's what I meant. Not Corn Nuts. I don't know why I said that. I actually love those.

Candy corn can suck a fat nut. Maybe even a fat Corn Nut.

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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2009, 05:06:48 PM »
Candy corn > you.

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« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2009, 05:54:53 PM »
I hate plain old chocolate tootsie rolls, but give me them artificially fruity flavored motherfuckers and I'll eat those by the pound.

I used to love a nice rock hard frozen Abba Zabba but a traumatic episode of too much weed + Full Metal Jacket = almost dying choking on the shit like I was Bush Jr. Haven't touched an Abba in about 5 years now.

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« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2009, 06:50:16 PM »
I hate plain old chocolate tootsie rolls, but give me them artificially fruity flavored motherfuckers and I'll eat those by the pound.

I mildly like normal tootsie roll, but amen to loving the flavored ones. Not a huge fan of the vanilla ones, but they're still good.
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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2009, 11:06:07 PM »
Black licorice is fucking wonderful. Number six on my favorites, probably.

I love me some goddamn CROWS, but they hurt my teeth like punching.

Candy Corn is shitty and I hate it, but it's easy to avoid.

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« Reply #43 on: June 24, 2009, 12:23:22 AM »
Oh, the vanilla tootsie rolls are my favorite ones.
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« Reply #44 on: June 24, 2009, 12:46:09 AM »
Black licorice is easily the most offensive confectionery produced by mankind

Circus peanuts come a close second

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« Reply #45 on: June 24, 2009, 02:02:35 AM »
That's straight-up bullshit and you know it. Circus peanuts are abject filth, much worse than any mass-produced candy available. They shouldn't even exist.

I can't think of many candies I really dislike, come to think of it, other than the ones I cited in the erstwhile Bad Candy thread. Oh, anything maple is bad.

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« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2009, 03:47:12 AM »
I'm a big fan of Reese's Fast Breaks, but everyone I know seems to hate them.

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« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2009, 08:15:22 AM »
I'm a big fan of the following..

1: Milky Way (and Milky Way Dark)
2: Snickers
3: Charleston Chew (Vanilla Version)
4: Milk Duds (Were my go to eat at the movie theater when I was young but I eventually stopped b/c they were so sticky)
5: Terry's Chocolate Orange (Annual Christmas "gift" tradition within my family now)

Just Missed: Peanut M&M's (My current go to eat at the movie theater)

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« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2009, 09:24:16 AM »
I've made myself sick on Peanut Butter M&M's a number of times. They're delicious.

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« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2009, 09:36:21 AM »
There are only about two or three candies I do actually like.. I normally hate sweets (this includes almost all dessert items as well) but I absolutely love

these guys as well as Crunch Bars (more specifically the little "mini cluster" things they sell at Blockbuster. Bites? Dibs?) as well as BUTTerfinger.

Oh, and I love sticking them in the freezer first then eating them later. Weird habit. And I drink a coke to go with them.