BruiserBrody
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Middle school was of course the peak of self loving, but with the internet barely being a thing in 94-96ish, we had to make due.
My buddy legit had like a Shopko bra ad I found by his bed one day for instance.
But the real treat was heading to the trailer court where my other comrade had Cinemax. We spent hours on Friday nights watching smut as his mother slept a few rooms away. This was a broken family, with the mother working and trying to raise 3 boys with their Dad elsewhere. So many memories of their house:
Reggie White, a dog who humped pillows and came all over the place.
A hole in the wall where a drunken boyfriend had punched a hole in.
The night we called a gay sex chat line for the lulz (and got me banned for a while from visiting as we ran up a 20 dollar bill or something like that.)
Hillbilly Brody being worried we were about to commit a hate crime when my buddy asked if I wanted to go "Ni__er knocking" which is known more widely as "Ding Dong Ditch"
And waking up very early to watch WCW Pro only a few hours of sleep after Skinemax went back to normal TV.
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My video sexual awakening was "Emmanuelle 2: The Joys of a Woman. This introduced me to lesbians, finger fucking, doggy style, voyeurisms, rape, and dirty 70s style sex. I think my love of pussy hair stems from this movie. No Hair, No Flair indeed.
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I actually got in trouble in middle school in the Fall of 94 (I remember because I had a Hulk Hogan comes to WCW PWI with me) as me and my buddy vividly described the porn we had watched to a school bus full of people, including the bus driver who heard it all.
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I have a white whale of Skinemax porn. It's been 25 years or so, but the story was about a royalty member who brought a woman in to be either his maid or maybe his nephew's tutor or something like that. Of course she ends up seducing the virgin nephew, encouraging him to "suckle her fruits" as he had done as an infant.
The older royal member discovers the fuck fests that are happening and banishes the woman away. The final scene is of a very large woman waddling in to be the replacement.
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TL, DR - Favorite Skinemax films or other spanking materials for us pre-internet barbarians. ,