Get your ass on your phone and fix your fucking twitter right now! Part 3

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1383101765797740546

Shit. Maybe New Day can be a MILF Hunter stable.

 

[Valeyard]

Woods is the best.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1384188821131055110

Can't wait for Mickie James' cover of "Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

 

[Valeyard]

Big wheel at the MILF factory was a gimmick she was already good at.

 

[King Kamala]

Should've done an angle where she tried to seduce Big E only for him to be attacked by someone new from NXT (but knowing WWE, they'd probably put Dolph in the role)

 

[King Kamala]

Should've done an angle where she tried to seduce Big E only for him to be attacked by someone new from NXT (but knowing WWE, they'd probably put Dolph in the role)

Wait. What if Commander Azeez liked MILFS? WWE is just throwing away money

 

[Valeyard]

Johnny Gargano: MILF Hunter is pretty much what would bring me back into the product.

 

[King Kamala]

What if Big E is the NASH that Gargano has been looking for all along? Hmmm.

 

[Valeyard]

Nash is more of a Captain Stabbin'.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1384184071652184066

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1384310106460991489

Maybe Beth Phoenix is WWE's new resident MILF now that Mickie has been released?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1385392729279041537

 

[Tino Standard]

Umm, what

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1385624335751290886

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

still hitting the coke i guess

 

[strummer]

I saw that yesterday. The cringiest of boomer old man shit

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

This is why you don't get medial advice from pro wrestlers

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1387777816209592322

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1387828394616934400

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I don't want to read the replies, do I?

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

I don't want to read the replies, do I?

They're not bad, actually. A lot of people agreeing with him, or just laughing. A couple head scratchers, but nothing bad, surprisingly.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Holy shit....

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1390003486012608514

 

[Epic Springs]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1389942137245085697

I'm rooting for Mongo, obviously but it's really rough seeing him like this.

 

[Valeyard]

He's becoming Matthew "Mongo" McGrory.

 

[SFH]

I feel like Mongo's going to be a bigger gut punch to watch than Gleason. Gleason was already a smaller sized football player so his loss of muscle mass while he was still mobile wasn't as obvious. Mongo was a monster sized man in his day. His visual decline is going to be much more drastic, even if he's able to have a life to live similar to the length Hawkins and Gleason have had. Rooting for him. Rooting for science to help him and others with this illness.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1391130325435170819

 

[Epic Springs]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392292935761268742

Damn!

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

And Ryback will still wonder why so many people want him to stay retired.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392887435802169350

 

[tekcop]

Wait. Has it always been pronounced "dub coo" and not "dub kyoo?"

 

[Valeyard]

Are you asking for shouting purposes?

 

[Tino Standard]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1392996673371115528

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1394064799726641156