2023 NFL Chat League: Draft 9/4/2023, 9:00 PM ET/6:00 PM PT

[Krankor]

Gert's the Champ technically. MFer probably would have gotten the 2.5 pts from Higgins he needed, but since that game is cancelled it's over.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Yeah @Gert wins. MFer was down .15 points when the game was called but everything got wiped out so he loses by 2.5

Champions
2014: Roy
2015: CWM
2016: Krankor
2017: CWM
2018: Hawk
2019: Krankor
2020: Steak
2021: Krankor
2022: Gert

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

anticlimatic but congrats to @Gert and better luck next time @MFer

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

still a ways off before the start of season but bump so 909 can start figuring out when we're doing this

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

@909 i know you're busy with the new job, if you want me to take over running the league i can

 

[909]

I'm going to set the draft for September 4th. Just have to get around to it today.

 

[Krankor]

Sept 4th dawg

 

[909]

Sept 4th dawg

lol oops

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

ok this is everyone that played last season so even though some of us obviously know i'm going to post us all here. let us/909 know if you're back or not.

@Hawk 34
@HarleyQuinn
@Krankor
@909
@Gert
@MFer
@cobainwasmurdered
@SteakGrowsOnDmitri
@HSJ
@Mickey Massuco

Also let's all tip our hats to the best drafter we ever had, Botz.

 

[909]

I pushed this back to 6:15 because I had something happen where I would not have made it in time.

 

[Gert]

One hour away! I’m abstaining from liquor until the draft starts!

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Draft Projections

Rank	Team	Total	QB	WR	RB	TE	K	DEF
1	STING'S TEAM	3738.57	1043.92	1399.68	862.31	176.22	158.63	97.79
2	HSJs Two Girls One Kupp	3635.45	684.18	1371.91	792.79	471.96	161.4	153.22
3	The Steelertards	3626.9	1018.53	1173.84	992.98	171.92	146.44	123.18
4	SteakGrowsOnLynch	3568.09	933.16	1170.2	1010.7	196.18	138.01	119.84
5	CWM's Roughnecks	3513.25	859.07	1333.26	712.55	315.77	152.75	139.85
6	The Hawk Foundation	3480.54	1267.55	968.96	532.41	421.45	160.56	129.62
7	Garrett's Dandy Team	3421.43	633.03	1260.48	1084.92	162.15	142.32	138.53
8	Parcells Guys	3373.07	613.61	1081.38	979.87	288.98	158.57	250.64
9	New England Patriots	3319.89	1083.76	886.07	733.62	228.83	141.58	246.03
10	Chat Cats	3167.46	716.93	856.16	906.68	288.09	146.78	252.83

good draft guys

 

[Hawk 34]

The broke dick portion of the night really tested our mettle

 

[909]

Only reason mines are so high is because I took a whole lot of risks. Dunno if they'll work.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Went big balls with my big 4: Burrow, Herbert at QB and McCaffrey & Chubb at RB. Considering the rest of my picks were all literally $1... if any of them break out, especially at WR (Christian Watson, Christian Kirk, Juju, Van Jefferson, Darnell Mooney) I'll consider that a massive bonus.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

the final results are a much tighter grouping than usual so they mean even less than normal however HQ being second to last at least feels accurate.

 

[Krankor]

If you want to score a lot of points, my team is the team to face. Past 4 weeks my opponents have averaged 195.9 pts

 

[Krankor]

Me checking my lineup to see how much I lost by... Then notices one of my quarterbacks is out for a month.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

ah shit 216 points

 

[HSJ]

The Revenge Tour continues

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Champions
2014: Roy
2015: CWM
2016: Krankor
2017: CWM
2018: Hawk
2019: Krankor
2020: Steak
2021: Krankor
2022: Gert
2023:

@MFer Vs @Mickey Massuco is the finals

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Lmfao wtf

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

you have the second least points scored in the league lol. the divisions and matchups really favoured you despite you paying zero attention.

 

[MFer]

I got screwed by a man almost dying on the field last year. Fuck it, run it back, take no prisoners, and WIN