2024 NFL Chat League: Draft TBA

[cobainwasmurdered]

Champions
2014: Roy
2015: CWM
2016: Krankor
2017: CWM
2018: Hawk
2019: Krankor
2020: Steak
2021: Krankor
2022: Gert
2023: MFer

We did our draft last night and the final grades as given by yahoo are:



CWM's Roughnecks (CWM!) A+
1. (4) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
2. (17) Montee Ball (Den - RB)
3. (24) Julio Jones (Atl - WR)
4. (37) Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)
5. (44) Randall Cobb (GB - WR)
6. (57) Cam Newton (Car - QB)
7. (64) Greg Olsen (Car - TE)
8. (77) Seattle (Sea - DEF)
9. (84) Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE)
10. (97) Terrance Williams (Dal - WR)
11. (104) Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)
12. (117) Maurice Jones-Drew (Oak - RB)
13. (124) Rueben Randle (NYG - WR)
14. (137) Ray Rice (Bal - RB)
15. (144) DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR)
16. (157) Devonta Freeman (Atl - RB)


Suh-Suh-Suhdio (MFER) A-
1. (9) Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
2. (12) A.J. Green (Cin - WR)
3. (29) Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
4. (32) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)
5. (49) Toby Gerhart (Jax - RB)
6. (52) Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)
7. (69) Shane Vereen (NE - RB)
8. (72) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
9. (89) Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)
10. (92) Dennis Pitta (Bal - TE)
11. (109) Ben Tate (Cle - RB)
12. (112) Ladarius Green (SD - TE)
13. (129) Justin Hunter (Ten - WR)
14. (132) Markus Wheaton (Pit - WR)
15. (149) Arizona (Ari - DEF)
16. (152) Dan Bailey (Dal - K)

STING'S TEAM (909) B+
1. (6) Eddie Lacy (GB - RB)
2. (15) Peyton Manning (Den - QB)
3. (26) Doug Martin (TB - RB)
4. (35) Victor Cruz (NYG - WR)
5. (46) Jordan Cameron (Cle - TE)
6. (55) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
7. (66) Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR)
8. (75) Kendall Wright (Ten - WR)
9. (86) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)
10. (95) Golden Tate (Det - WR)
11. (106) Carolina (Car - DEF)
12. (115) Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)
13. (126) Danny Woodhead (SD - RB)
14. (135) Steven Hauschka (Sea - K)
15. (146) Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
16. (155) Hakeem Nicks (Ind - WR)

Jay's Minivans (Medium) B
1. (3) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
2. (18) Alshon Jeffery (Chi - WR)
3. (23) Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)
4. (38) Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
5. (43) Vernon Davis (SF - TE)
6. (58) Tom Brady (NE - QB)
7. (63) Wes Welker (Den - WR)
8. (78) Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
9. (83) Mike Wallace (Mia - WR)
10. (98) Marques Colston (NO - WR)
11. (103) Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
12. (118) Anquan Boldin (SF - WR)
13. (123) Martellus Bennett (Chi - TE)
14. (138) Chicago (Chi - DEF)
15. (143) Steven Jackson (Atl - RB)
16. (158) Robbie Gould (Chi - K)

Roy's Rad Team (Roy) B
1. (10) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
2. (11) Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)
3. (30) Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)
4. (31) Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)
5. (50) Frank Gore (SF - RB)
6. (51) Joique Bell (Det - RB)
7. (70) Colin Kaepernick (SF - QB)
8. (71) Percy Harvin (Sea - WR)
9. (90) Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)
10. (91) Chris Johnson (NYJ - RB)
11. (110) Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
12. (111) Zach Ertz (Phi - TE)
13. (130) Ryan Tannehill (Mia - QB)
14. (131) Josh Gordon (Cle - WR)
15. (150) Mason Crosby (GB - K)
16. (151) Kansas City (KC - DEF)

The Hawk Foundation (Hawk) B-
1. (5) Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
2. (16) Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)
3. (25) Zac Stacy (StL - RB)
4. (36) Keenan Allen (SD - WR)
5. (45) DeSean Jackson (Was - WR)
6. (56) Charles Clay (Mia - TE)
7. (65) Julian Edelman (NE - WR)
8. (76) Bishop Sankey (Ten - RB)
9. (85) Cincinnati (Cin - DEF)
10. (96) Matt Prater (Den - K)
11. (105) Andy Dalton (Cin - QB)
12. (116) Cecil Shorts III (Jax - WR)
13. (125) Kelvin Benjamin (Car - WR)
14. (136) Jeremy Hill (Cin - RB)
15. (145) Brian Hartline (Mia - WR)
16. (156) Travis Kelce (KC - TE)

Iron Crusaders (BZ) C+
1. (2) LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
2. (19) Andrew Luck (Ind - QB)
3. (22) Jordy Nelson (GB - WR)
4. (39) C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB)
5. (42) Reggie Bush (Det - RB)
6. (59) T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR)
7. (62) Torrey Smith (Bal - WR)
8. (79) Eric Decker (NYJ - WR)
9. (82) Lamar Miller (Mia - RB)
10. (99) New York (NYJ - DEF)
11. (102) Tyler Eifert (Cin - TE)
12. (119) Phil Dawson (SF - K)
13. (122) Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
14. (139) Johnny Manziel (Cle - QB)
15. (142) Delanie Walker (Ten - TE)
16. (159) Buffalo (Buf - DEF)

Gotham Harlequins (HQ) C+
1. (8) Jimmy Graham (NO - TE)
2. (13) Drew Brees (NO - QB)
3. (28) Andre Ellington (Ari - RB)
4. (33) Julius Thomas (Den - TE)
5. (48) Vincent Jackson (TB - WR)
6. (53) Cordarrelle Patterson (Min - WR)
7. (68) Nick Foles (Phi - QB)
8. (73) Stevan Ridley (NE - RB)
9. (88) Brandin Cooks (NO - WR)
10. (93) Bernard Pierce (Bal - RB)
11. (108) Carlos Hyde (SF - RB)
12. (113) Tavon Austin (StL - WR)
13. (128) Christine Michael (Sea - RB)
14. (133) Alex Henery (Phi - K)
15. (148) Denver (Den - DEF)
16. (153) James Jones (Oak - WR)

The Steelertards (Krankor) C
1. (7) Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
2. (14) Brandon Marshall (Chi - WR)
3. (27) Alfred Morris (Was - RB)
4. (34) Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)
5. (47) Michael Floyd (Ari - WR)
6. (54) Roddy White (Atl - WR)
7. (67) Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
8. (74) Jordan Reed (Was - TE)
9. (87) San Francisco (SF - DEF)
10. (94) Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)
11. (107) Terrance West (Cle - RB)
12. (114) Trent Richardson (Ind - RB)
13. (127) Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR)
14. (134) Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
15. (147) Heath Miller (Pit - TE)
16. (154) Nick Novak (SD - K)

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT (KOAB) D
1. (1) DeMarco Murray (Dal - RB)
2. (20) Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
3. (21) Pierre Garcon (Was - WR)
4. (40) Chris Ivory (NYJ - RB)
5. (41) Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
6. (60) New England (NE - DEF)
7. (61) Mike Evans (TB - WR)
8. (80) Riley Cooper (Phi - WR)
9. (81) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
10. (100) Sammy Watkins (Buf - WR)
11. (101) Robert Griffin III (Was - QB)
12. (120) St. Louis (StL - DEF)
13. (121) Darren Sproles (Phi - RB)
14. (140) Coby Fleener (Ind - TE)
15. (141) Danny Amendola (NE - WR)
16. (160) Alex Smith (KC - QB)

KOAB had the first pick overall. Here is his amazing report card:


Coinciding with Some Early-Round Reaches, BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT Has a Great Team if They Don't Care About Winning


Draft Summary

Hey, BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT, remember that season where you landed the number one pick and then completely tanked the draft anyway? You should, because that was this season, during this draft. With a projected record of 1-12-0 (1,541 points), BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT will finish dead last. They went with a balanced approach early, selecting QB Philip Rivers (20th overall), RB DeMarco Murray (1st), WR Pierre Garcon (21st), and TE Jason Witten (41st) within the first five rounds. They put together the lowest-scoring group of WRs in the league, as they have Garcon, Sammy Watkins, Mike Evans, and Riley Cooper for their rotation.

Brutal draft. Still, you should nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame. That way, your players will have to live up to the pressure.

Schedule

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT should use Week 10 to consider life's deeper mysteries, like what was the greatest thing before sliced bread? No, seriously, think about it. It's better than thinking about fantasy football that week. They have six players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Taking a look at the entire season from start to finish, they have the toughest schedule. Along with having the most demanding overall schedule, BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT also has the second-most difficult last four games of the season.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

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CWM says: wanna make a bet on who finishes better
KOAB says: IM GOIN OVER IN THE SCRIPT
KOAB says: sig?
CWM says: yeah i;ll sig bet you that i finish better than you in the nfl league
CWM says: hell sig and avatar
CWM says: full board clothes
KOAB says: sure
KOAB says: but not by reg standings... who goes further in the playoffs
CWM says: what if one of us doesnt make it to the playoffs
KOAB says: then they lose wth bro
CWM says: im just making sure you dont try to weasel out
CWM says: how long is the board clothes control for
CWM says: a month? more?
KOAB says: until the super bowl
CWM says: ok

 

[KOAB]

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Draft Notes

Not Focused on Offense

DEF is the only above-average position on BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT.
Next Year, Just Show Up On Time

The coach of BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT must have arrived late to the draft party. After picking up the fewest projected points in the league over the draft's first half, they accumulated the most during the second half.
Dallas Cowboys Fan?

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT reached twice to draft a Dallas Cowboys player.
Officially Mediocre

While the bottom half of the BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT roster is one of the strongest in the league (projected to be No. 1), the top of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 10).
Taking Some Time to get Warmed Up

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT got off to a lackluster start, winding up with the weakest projected point total in the league during the first half of the draft.
Better Late Than Never

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT finished on a high note, accumulating the most projected points in the league over the second half of the draft.

Crown me already drunk drafting = SOUP

 

[909]

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lol projected 1-12.

 

[Precious Roy]

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Dallas Cowboys Fan?

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT reached twice to draft a Dallas Cowboys player.

lol

Thought I did ok for the 10th pick

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

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Well you did better than the guy who had the number 1 pick.

 

[KOAB]

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I'm winning it all brother it's been foretold

 

[Krankor]

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I think my team autodrafted pretty well. The C grade means nothing. I got some of the core starters I wanted and thats what matters.

 

[KOAB]

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I'm saddened I couldn't get trent richardson thanks to collusion

 

[KOAB]

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How's your report card grades and projected records working out for you guys now?

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

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Yahoo is full of shit but I'm going to make a big comeback.

 

[KOAB]

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You prob won't your team is nothing but paperweight champs.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

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Congrats to Roy for winning the Chat League. When I get a chance he gets a Badge and added to THUGBUTT CHEATERS.

Final Standings:

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

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Tonight I'm drafting another A+ level team but this time I'll actually handle it better!

 

[KOAB]

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Draft Notes

Not Focused on Offense

DEF is the only above-average position on BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT.
Next Year, Just Show Up On Time

The coach of BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT must have arrived late to the draft party. After picking up the fewest projected points in the league over the draft's first half, they accumulated the most during the second half.
Dallas Cowboys Fan?

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT reached twice to draft a Dallas Cowboys player.
Officially Mediocre

While the bottom half of the BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT roster is one of the strongest in the league (projected to be No. 1), the top of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 10).
Taking Some Time to get Warmed Up

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT got off to a lackluster start, winding up with the weakest projected point total in the league during the first half of the draft.
Better Late Than Never

BLOOD & PISS & VOMIT finished on a high note, accumulating the most projected points in the league over the second half of the draft.

Crown me already drunk drafting = SOUP

I don't drink anymore... so I think I'mma do stoned drafting instead.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

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I'd like to join but I need someone else to join with me, I think.

 

[Bored]

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If the draft is after 8:00 PM EST/5:00 PM PST I might be able to join.

 

[KOAB]

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It's 5:30 PST

 

[Bored]

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Okay if someone sends me the link I'm in.

 

[Precious Roy]

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yea, get bored and povy in, 12 teams > 10 teams. it's math

 

[909]

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Can't get them in, it would postpone the draft. Also not at a computer.

 

[909]

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Try to get in the chat room real quick and I can figure some shit out.

 

[KOAB]

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Sorry but you fags waited too late

 

[909]

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CWM

1. (1) Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
2. (20) Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)
3. (21) C.J. Anderson (Den - RB)
4. (40) Emmanuel Sanders (Den - WR)
5. (41) Cam Newton (Car - QB)
6. (60) Keenan Allen (SD - WR)
7. (61) Martellus Bennett (Chi - TE)
8. (80) Steven Hauschka (Sea - K)
9. (81) DeSean Jackson (Was - WR)
10. (100) Buffalo (Buf - DEF)
11. (101) Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR)
12. (120) Delanie Walker (Ten - TE)
13. (121) Andy Dalton (Cin - QB)
14. (140) Isaiah Crowell (Cle - RB)
15. (141) Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
16. (160) Carolina (Car - DEF)

Krankor

1. (2) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)
2. (19) Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR)
3. (22) DeMarco Murray (Phi - RB)
4. (39) Alshon Jeffery (Chi - WR)
5. (42) Frank Gore (Ind - RB)
6. (59) Andre Johnson (Ind - WR)
7. (62) Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
8. (79) Sam Bradford (Phi - QB)
9. (82) Seattle (Sea - DEF)
10. (99) Connor Barth (Den - K)
11. (102) LeGarrette Blount (NE - RB)
12. (119) Eric Decker (NYJ - WR)
13. (122) Joique Bell (Det - RB)
14. (139) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
15. (142) Robert Griffin III (Was - QB)
16. (159) Green Bay (GB - DEF)

P. Roy

1. (3) Antonio Brown (Pit - WR)
2. (18) Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
3. (23) Randall Cobb (GB - WR)
4. (38) LeSean McCoy (Buf - RB)
5. (43) Mark Ingram (NO - RB)
6. (58) T.J. Yeldon (Jax - RB)
7. (63) Chris Ivory (NYJ - RB)
8. (78) Jameis Winston (TB - QB)
9. (83) Marcus Mariota (Ten - QB)
10. (98) Nelson Agholor (Phi - WR)
11. (103) Derek Carr (Oak - QB)
12. (118) St. Louis (StL - DEF)
13. (123) Jimmy Garoppolo (NE - QB)
14. (138) Ladarius Green (SD - TE)
15. (143) Austin Seferian-Jenkins (TB - TE)
16. (158) Matt Bryant (Atl - K)

Hawk 34

1. (4) Eddie Lacy (GB - RB)
2. (17) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)
3. (24) A.J. Green (Cin - WR)
4. (37) Tom Brady (NE - QB)
5. (44) Ameer Abdullah (Det - RB)
6. (57) Tyler Eifert (Cin - TE)
7. (64) Sammy Watkins (Buf - WR)
8. (77) Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)
9. (84) Vincent Jackson (TB - WR)
10. (97) Houston (Hou - DEF)
11. (104) Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
12. (117) Zach Ertz (Phi - TE)
13. (124) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
14. (137) Alfred Blue (Hou - RB)
15. (144) Brandon LaFell (NE - WR)
16. (157) Arian Foster (Hou - RB)

A Happy Medium

1. (5) Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG - WR)
2. (16) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3. (25) DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR)
4. (36) Melvin Gordon (SD - RB)
5. (45) Greg Olsen (Car - TE)
6. (56) Travis Kelce (KC - TE)
7. (65) Brandon Marshall (NYJ - WR)
8. (76) Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)
9. (85) Steve Smith Sr. (Bal - WR)
10. (96) Danny Woodhead (SD - RB)
11. (105) New England (NE - DEF)
12. (116) Alex Smith (KC - QB)
13. (125) Terrance Williams (Dal - WR)
14. (136) David Cobb (Ten - RB)
15. (145) Blake Bortles (Jax - QB)
16. (156) Dan Carpenter (Buf - K)

BZ

1. (6) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
2. (15) Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
3. (26) Peyton Manning (Den - QB)
4. (35) Lamar Miller (Mia - RB)
5. (46) Amari Cooper (Oak - WR)
6. (55) Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
7. (66) Jeremy Maclin (KC - WR)
8. (75) Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
9. (86) Jordan Cameron (Mia - TE)
10. (95) John Brown (Ari - WR)
11. (106) Ryan Mathews (Phi - RB)
12. (115) Nick Foles (StL - QB)
13. (126) Kendall Wright (Ten - WR)
14. (135) Josh Hill (NO - TE)
15. (146) Mason Crosby (GB - K)
16. (155) New York (NYJ - DEF)

MFer

1. (7) Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)
2. (14) Jeremy Hill (Cin - RB)
3. (27) Mike Evans (TB - WR)
4. (34) Jordan Matthews (Phi - WR)
5. (47) Alfred Morris (Was - RB)
6. (54) Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)
7. (67) Allen Robinson (Jax - WR)
8. (74) Teddy Bridgewater (Min - QB)
9. (87) C.J. Spiller (NO - RB)
10. (94) Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)
11. (107) Colin Kaepernick (SF - QB)
12. (114) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
13. (127) Arizona (Ari - DEF)
14. (134) Torrey Smith (SF - WR)
15. (147) Dan Bailey (Dal - K)
16. (154) Michael Floyd (Ari - WR)

HQ

1. (8) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
2. (13) Drew Brees (NO - QB)
3. (28) T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR)
4. (33) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
5. (48) Carlos Hyde (SF - RB)
6. (53) Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
7. (68) Joseph Randle (Dal - RB)
8. (73) Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR)
9. (88) Charles Johnson (Min - WR)
10. (93) Larry Donnell (NYG - TE)
11. (108) Shane Vereen (NYG - RB)
12. (113) Phillip Dorsett (Ind - WR)
13. (128) Markus Wheaton (Pit - WR)
14. (133) Eric Ebron (Det - TE)
15. (148) Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)
16. (153) Kansas City (KC - DEF)

KOAB

1. (9) Ryan Tannehill (Mia - QB)
2. (12) Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)
3. (29) Latavius Murray (Oak - RB)
4. (32) Jimmy Graham (Sea - TE)
5. (49) Victor Cruz (NYG - WR)
6. (52) Davante Adams (GB - WR)
7. (69) Golden Tate (Det - WR)
8. (72) Doug Martin (TB - RB)
9. (89) Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)
10. (92) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
11. (109) Mike Wallace (Min - WR)
12. (112) Darren McFadden (Dal - RB)
13. (129) Kyle Rudolph (Min - TE)
14. (132) Dorial Green-Beckham (Ten - WR)
15. (149) Jarryd Hayne (SF - RB)
16. (152) Tim Tebow (Phi - QB)

909

1. (10) Julio Jones (Atl - WR)
2. (11) Andrew Luck (Ind - QB)
3. (30) Justin Forsett (Bal - RB)
4. (31) Brandin Cooks (NO - WR)
5. (50) Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
6. (51) Julian Edelman (NE - WR)
7. (70) Andre Ellington (Ari - RB)
8. (71) Todd Gurley (StL - RB)
9. (90) Julius Thomas (Jax - TE)
10. (91) Carson Palmer (Ari - QB)
11. (110) Tevin Coleman (Atl - RB)
12. (111) Pierre Garcon (Was - WR)
13. (130) Owen Daniels (Den - TE)
14. (131) Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
15. (150) Kenny Stills (Mia - WR)
16. (151) Matt Prater (Det - K)

 

[909]

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GRADES:

909: A-
CWM: B+
Hawk: B
BZ: B
Roy: B
Krankor: B
MFer: B-
HQ: C
Medium: C
KOAB: D+ LIRL

 

[KOAB]

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And I got a D last year wtf

 

[KOAB]

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Yahoo niggas will respect The Tanne after this season

 

[Krankor]

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I just immediately closed out the fantasy app when I went to see who I got and saw Bradford as my QB.

RIP

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

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http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/722618


909 renewed the league and it drafts on the 31st

 

[Bored]

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I'll join if there is an open spot.