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I picked up this game yesterday and played through the first 5 chapters. It's great!

-The prologue features a cutscene where Bayonetta suplexes a conga line of angels into the concrete and makes their heads pop like grapes, then does a flying piledriver on another; all the while "Fly Me To the Moon" is playing.

-There's a swarmy NPC that sounds all the world like Pesto from Goodfeathers.

-The shop guy's bar/store is called The Gates of Hell, and the font is totally in DMC style. He also makes several references to other video games, including doing his own impression of the RE4 shop guy.

-There's plenty of shout-outs to other titles, including Resident Evil, DMC, and even an Okami one.

-Resuming the game when you die is a lot more forgiving than the original DMC; there are checkpoints and basically unlimited continues, but naturally using them will take a hit off your score. Same for healing items.

-Buying usable items from the shop can be done with halos (collected from fallen enemies), but they can also be synthesized from witch brew ingredients found throughout the levels and exchanged for with points in the post-level minigame. There's a limit of how many you can buy at the shops at a given time, but the price doesn't seem to inflate and you can synthesize more.

-Chapter 4 is an entire boss fight itself, and really epic.

For a rough summary of it, you fight a giant angel...
thing with multiple heads. One main one on its body, and two dragon-like heads coming out of the side. I beat the shit out of him with punches and kicks I summoned from portals, he collapsed the bridge I was on, I jumped up a series of fallen stone to blast him with magic attacks, snapmared his ass all over the arena with one of his heads (he's like 100x my size...), then after snapmaring him twisted and ripped off that head. I rewound time and rebuilt part of the bridge, KOing with more summoned giant punches and kicks, before snapmaring him and ripping off his second side head.

For the second half of the fight I battled with him as he flew around a barely-holding-together piece of the colisseum as I ran around on its walls, and eventually summoned a giant demon crow with my hair to peck his eyes out. Then I launched a series of boulders at him that ripped through his body, demolishing his "main" head
....and then I won.

-The difficulty seems to pick up in Chapter 5, but was still doable. I just acquired the ability to
morph into a panther while running to do a long jump
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Probably pick it up on the cheap in a few months, too many other games coming out this Q. Thanks for starting a thread about it though, seen talk about in several other threads.
 

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I picked it up yesterday based on liking the demo and the really great reviews it's been getting.

I don't know when I'll have time to play it...so it joins the pile.
 

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There are few things you could be doing more important than playing Bayonetta. :p

I beat the game, and it's just so damn good. Terrific control, hilarious humor/cutscenes/in-jokes, freaking incredible level designs and bosses.

I honestly don't see a game coming out this year at this point that is going to top it.

Nintendo could release their new console Zelda game by the end of this year (lol! ya rlly!) and I believe I'd still stand by that statement.
 

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Still wait for a price drop/2nd hand copy, just too many other games that have caught me up in their hype machine.
 

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Obi Chris Kenobi said:
Still wait for a price drop/2nd hand copy, just too many other games that have caught me up in their hype machine.

None of them are as good.

Besides, if you're putting it off in lieu of something like Mass Effect 2, fuck that. It's going to sell millions anyway. PlatinumGames is a smaller developer, and they need support a hell of a lot more.
 

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That's because DMC4 was shit. Bayonetta has nothing to do with DMC4, anyway.

Board is epic fail.

kthxbye
 

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That didn't even make any sense. :p

No, it's nothing personal. I just give up on you guys.
 

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haha I said I'd get it, but I'll wait for it to come down in price. Whatever price I buy it at doesn't affect the publisher/developer (unless I get it 2nd hand) as they've already received their pallet price for shipping them out to the stores!
 

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14 year old ego nerd is right. What a crybaby.

I want this game, but I don't feel like dusting off the 360 to play it. And I don't want to play through it with awful load times and slow downs for the PS3. So I'm going to hope the PS3 version gets a patch to fix that problem, which is pretty inexcusable in the first place. If it never gets a patch, I'll either wait until it's really cheap, or I'll just rent it.
 

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Go dust off your 360 lazy ass, this game is awesome, although I dont share the love with the cutscenes. THose shits are overly long and annoying. THe game itself though, awesome.
 

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I've been wanting to pick up this and Darksiders but have been backing out at the last minute because of my backlog being stupid big anyway. After what I've been reading on both, I may just jump on them, especially because I'm sitting on a decent amount of credit at Gamestop and I bought duplicate games on their B2G1 as filler I was going to trade toward Final Fantasy, but their current trade promo of Trade 1 Qualifying, Get $40 off is better. Darksiders was catching my eye more at first but after everything Andrew is saying on Bayonetta, I almost feel obligated to play that first.
 

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Ripper said:
Go dust off your 360 lazy ass, this game is awesome, although I dont share the love with the cutscenes. THose shits are overly long and annoying. THe game itself though, awesome.

I just have no desire to play my 360. Not for me. I do have faith that Bayonetta will get some sort of patch for the PS3 will all of the complaints. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.
 

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FLAM said:
Ripper said:
Go dust off your 360 lazy ass, this game is awesome, although I dont share the love with the cutscenes. THose shits are overly long and annoying. THe game itself though, awesome.

I just have no desire to play my 360. Not for me. I do have faith that Bayonetta will get some sort of patch for the PS3 will all of the complaints. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Your faith has been rewarded! There's a patch out for Bayonetta on the PS3 that allows for an install to the HD to drastically cut the loading times down.
 
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