Black Swan

[Jaxxxson Mayhem]

It's some horror movie about some ballerinas or something. But....the real reason you should watch this is for this...

"Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless? Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex," the review reads. "Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010."

 

[NoCalMike]

Nudity-laced sex? That is really the important question.

 

[Jingus]

Let's not all Unzip Pants just yet. (As I recall, there was a similar OMGLEZSEXXORS thing a year or two back about frigging Vicky Cristy Barcelona, and I cautioned people then as well, and nobody listened.) The movie hasn't even started filming yet, the script is supposedly still being rewritten, and the whole thing is nothing more than the flimsiest rumor at this point.

On the other hand, it is directed by Darren "ASS TO ASS" Aronofsky, the same man who talked Marisa Tomei out of her granny panties and onto a stripper pole, so there may yet be hope. And anyway, "Darren Aronofsky directs a horror movie about lesbian ballerinas" just sounds kickass even if there are no explicit scenes of Meg Griffin scissoring with Padme Skywalker.