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It's on now:

Disco Inferno: I've said this in the chat and I'll repeat it here. You can't work. You can't book. You can't write. You can't dance. You can't act. What exactly is it that you do, Disco? Apart from crawl so far up Kevin Nash's ass he can taste your hairspray on the back of his throat. You have done nothing meaningful because that is exactly what you have to offer; nothing meaningful. Except, perhaps, what will be one of the shortest obits of wrestlers who partook in the Monday Night Wars. Disco Inferno, fuck you.
 

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Disco Inferno can make Konnan's music video better than Konnan does!
 

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Kung Kamala said:
What amusing, insightful commentary.
What more is there to say about the anti-charisma that is Disco Inferno? Shall we point to his great body of work? His record run at the gate? Or his record of unfettered ass kissing and utter failure at everything else?
 

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I'm sure he eats a lot of it!

I have no good Disco matches I know of, so just watch all those videos in a row. It's worth it.

And look at that crowd pop in his entrance video. Suck it, HTQ.
 

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HTQ said:
Kung Kamala said:
What amusing, insightful commentary.
What more is there to say about the anti-charisma that is Disco Inferno? Shall we point to his great body of work? His record run at the gate? Or his record of unfettered ass kissing and utter failure at everything else?

HemorrhageVictimGaryColeman said:
Disco Inferno can make Konnan's music video better than Konnan does!
HTQ-proven wrong.
 

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Gary Freud said:
HTQ said:
Kung Kamala said:
What amusing, insightful commentary.
What more is there to say about the anti-charisma that is Disco Inferno? Shall we point to his great body of work? His record run at the gate? Or his record of unfettered ass kissing and utter failure at everything else?

HemorrhageVictimGaryColeman said:
Disco Inferno can make Konnan's music video better than Konnan does!
HTQ-proven wrong.
That was lame but what made it worse was because Disco was in tight with Nash it got played something like thirty times a Nitro and was pushed beyond tolerance.
 

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"Don't start with me Marsha..."
 

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[flash=200,200]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3v207_dean-malenko-vs-disco-infernowcw-cr_sport[/flash]

Granted getting good results with Malenko's hardly an accomplishment, but its a fun little match.
 

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Disco could take a back suplex without killing himself.

Disco > Misawa
 

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Disco Inferno calling Malenko "Mr. Personality" in that feud was great.
 

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Remember that time Disco told Big Show that smoking stunts your growth and then he was squashed? Good times. I like to think if Disco were put in Buff Bagwell's spot during the Invasion then WCW would of not died on the first night in.
 

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Too Buku Jackson said:
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Remember that time Disco told Big Show that smoking stunts your growth and then he was squashed? Good times. I like to think if Disco were put in Buff Bagwell's spot during the Invasion then WCW would of not died on the first night in.

I agree with your 2nd point, I was going to ask why he wasn't signed by WWE at all. Unless he was and just never showed up on TV, which would be stupid.
 

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HemorrhageVictimGaryColeman said:
Disco Inferno can make Konnan's music video better than Konnan does!
Your avatar was dancing along perfectly to Disco's theme as I was playing it.

The same goes for Psycho Penguin's avi.
 

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HTQ said:
It's on now:

Disco Inferno: I've said this in the chat and I'll repeat it here. You can't work. You can't book. You can't write. You can't dance. You can't act. What exactly is it that you do, Disco? Apart from crawl so far up Kevin Nash's ass he can taste your hairspray on the back of his throat. You have done nothing meaningful because that is exactly what you have to offer; nothing meaningful. Except, perhaps, what will be one of the shortest obits of wrestlers who partook in the Monday Night Wars. Disco Inferno, fuck you.

Disco Inferno is amazing. Are you legally retarded? Have you ever considered killing yourself? Serious questions.

Remember when Disco used to get distracted by his hair, and lose to jobbers? Or when he had the Disqo Duck? Or how he had that hilarious feud with Konnan? Or when he had that badass match with Malenko?

What a great wrestler and an incredible human being to boot.
 

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Too Buku Jackson said:
Did you meet him or something

Yeah, and brought up Disco's naked pictures on the internet.

Difference was, Disco was proud of his.

Incidentally, all three of Disco's singles title victories:

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toBQP119Bmw[/flash]

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tNYTEnLVMw[/flash]

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W2xLzBGc0o[/flash]
 

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wnyxmcneal said:
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Disco Inferno is amazing. Are you legally retarded? Have you ever considered killing yourself? Serious questions.

Remember when Disco used to get distracted by his hair, and lose to jobbers? Or when he had the Disqo Duck? Or how he had that hilarious feud with Konnan? Or when he had that badass match with Malenko?

What a great wrestler and an incredible human being to boot.

Let's not forget that promo before World War 3 '95, where everybody (including The Giant) says that they want to throw out Disco Inferno.
 

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wnyxmcneal said:
HTQ said:
It's on now:

Disco Inferno: I've said this in the chat and I'll repeat it here. You can't work. You can't book. You can't write. You can't dance. You can't act. What exactly is it that you do, Disco? Apart from crawl so far up Kevin Nash's ass he can taste your hairspray on the back of his throat. You have done nothing meaningful because that is exactly what you have to offer; nothing meaningful. Except, perhaps, what will be one of the shortest obits of wrestlers who partook in the Monday Night Wars. Disco Inferno, fuck you.

Disco Inferno is amazing. Are you legally retarded? Have you ever considered killing yourself? Serious questions.

Remember when Disco used to get distracted by his hair, and lose to jobbers? Or when he had the Disqo Duck? Or how he had that hilarious feud with Konnan? Or when he had that badass match with Malenko?

What a great wrestler and an incredible human being to boot.
Also, Boogie Knights.
 

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I didn't want to mention that in case HTQ had the temerity to attempt to refute my post, then I had some more ammo to use on him.
 

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Disco Inferno was my favorite character to use in WCW vs. NWO Revenge. I remember going Ironman in the 40 man battle royal with him and he was my TV champion for like 10 months in storyline terms before I had him job to Diamond Dallas Page.
 

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Disco Inferno was legit, my and a bunch of my friends favorite wrestler in 6th grade. Every week, we had to write stories using the words on the spelling test, and we all used Disco Inferno in them. Mine was a serialized story, with Disco Inferno as a mixture of James Bond/Indy Jones. Oh yes, he fucked bitches.
 
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