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"....and the Disco Inferno used his indomitable strength to throw the Red Crow's henchman off the building.Disco Inferno found the noise made by the dead body was riveting..."

"...As he walked through the planetarium, Disco Inferno felt a justifiable anger. Dr. Von Steiner had stolen the worlds of the universe, and Disco Inferno would get them back! But to do so, to save not only Earth but Pluto and Mars, Disco Inferno would have face The Living Meteor. Does he have it in him?..."

"...."You've saved me!" Jessica says, her bikini wet with gratitude.
"I would do anything for someone who is so, efficient. " Disco Inferno goes in for a kiss, but suddenly, Jessica the Geologist is vaporized. Not letting himself feel sad, Disco Inferno runs towards the fiend, the reprehensible Blitzkrieg! With a fury unlike any other man, Disco Inferno tackles Blitzkrieg, and stands over him.
"You just killed the woman I love. Why!" Not able to hold his rage, Disco Inferno breaks Bliztkriegs neck. With his last breath, Blitzkrieg says one last word
"Von Steiner..."


Fuck yes, 6th grade Kinsey! Scott Steiner was the big bad. And Blitzkreif, remember that guy? crazy.
 

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Kinsey said:
"....and the Disco Inferno used his indomitable strength to throw the Red Crow's henchman off the building.Disco Inferno found the noise made by the dead body was riveting..."

"...As he walked through the planetarium, Disco Inferno felt a justifiable anger. Dr. Von Steiner had stolen the worlds of the universe, and Disco Inferno would get them back! But to do so, to save not only Earth but Pluto and Mars, Disco Inferno would have face The Living Meteor. Does he have it in him?..."

"...."You've saved me!" Jessica says, her bikini wet with gratitude.
"I would do anything for someone who is so, efficient. " Disco Inferno goes in for a kiss, but suddenly, Jessica the Geologist is vaporized. Not letting himself feel sad, Disco Inferno runs towards the fiend, the reprehensible Blitzkrieg! With a fury unlike any other man, Disco Inferno tackles Blitzkrieg, and stands over him.
"You just killed the woman I love. Why!" Not able to hold his rage, Disco Inferno breaks Bliztkriegs neck. With his last breath, Blitzkrieg says one last word
"Von Steiner..."


Fuck yes, 6th grade Kinsey! Scott Steiner was the big bad. And Blitzkreif, remember that guy? crazy.

Those stories sound amazing. I would suggest we find Disco's address so you can send copies to him but my guess is he would be so endeared to you, he'd use them as an excuse to try to crash on your couch for months.
 

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Kinsey said:
"...."You've saved me!" Jessica says, her bikini wet with gratitude.
"I would do anything for someone who is so, efficient. " Disco Inferno goes in for a kiss, but suddenly, Jessica the Geologist is vaporized. Not letting himself feel sad, Disco Inferno runs towards the fiend, the reprehensible Blitzkrieg! With a fury unlike any other man, Disco Inferno tackles Blitzkrieg, and stands over him.
"You just killed the woman I love. Why!" Not able to hold his rage, Disco Inferno breaks Bliztkriegs neck. With his last breath, Blitzkrieg says one last word
"Von Steiner..."
Now I'm just imagining Big Poppa Pump dressed as a Kaiser. Fantastic.

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Kung Kamala said:
Because he was fucking awesome in TNA, that's why. Him and Mike Sanders as a team - while pretty awful in the ring - were just downright hilarious in promo's and segments.

Gilberti: When SEX takes this company over, I'm going to give you a new gimmick! You're going to be Bill Ding, the evil architect.
HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME?!
 

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Remember when Disco Inferno had a twenty minute match with Bret Hart on Thunder? Boy, WCW sure did a good job of maintaining the momentum of one of the hottest names in professional wrestling.
 

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I remember when Disco was learning a new finishing submission hold and he tried it every week, even eventually writing the instructions of how to do the move on his hand. He'd get distracted from it and pinned.
 

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Gilberti: When SEX takes this company over, I'm going to give you a new gimmick! You're going to be Bill Ding, the evil architect.
HOW IS THAT NOT AWESOME?!

In the dying days of WCW, I remember the Torch reporting that it was heavily rumored backstage that Terry Taylor had actually proposed introducing that gimmick. Since he's the man who came up with "Hugh Morrus," it's not implausible, is it?
 

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Someone should go visit him at the strip club he hosts at in Vegas and tell him of this thread.
 

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I'd love to be thrown out of a strip club by a former WCW World Tag Team Champion.

Fun fact: Disco Inferno won Best Gimmick in the 1995 Wrestling Observer Newsletter award!
 

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I was always a fan of Disco Inferno. Only he can make the worst gimmick ever work for so many years. Today a gimmick like that will get canned after the 2nd appearance.

Favorite Disco moment: When he would say "Word to your mother" after the Filthy Animals' pre-match promo.
 

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Disco is the wrestler everybody who stopped watching in 1998 still talk about
 

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I don't know, I think Val Venis gives him competition.
 

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Big Dave Meltz's BOARD brings TNA insider RE: Glenn Gilberti:

When he was working for TNA as an agent he presented a ton of ideas that were dumb but one of them takes the cake. He wanted ODB to get a sex change and then have a male indy worker act as her after the surgery. Deaner whos dating her would be sad but declare that he still loves her no matter what and they would kiss and such on TV. Then after a few months ODB would swerve us all and come back as a women and turn on Deaner. Even Russo said no to this.
 

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Disco Inferno took the gimmick so seriously he even wrestled like they did in the 70's.
 

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BruiserBrody said:
MOAR:

The invisible wrestler.

The time traveler who warns other wrestlers they will lose and they do thus giving away match results.

Aliens with a space ship that comes down from the top of the arena.

Pirates that come to the ring in a boat on wheels.
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I like this Disco Kid.
 

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For at least 10 years now Disco Inferno has been regularly calling in to Mark Madden's Pittsburgh sports talk show under various aliases. He's actually kind of hilarious.
 
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