Do it for your baby and the WWE Universe: Bad Wrestling Fan Takes 2022

[Valeyard]

I mean wrestling is a scam in the sense it's a fake fight sport in a world of legitimate fight sports.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1554882992253943810

I reiterate...people will Stan anybody on Wrestling Twitter.

 

[Valeyard]

Not wanting a maligned black guy to succeed in a white man's business smdh

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1555148175522004993

Whattadeal

 

[Valeyard]

That dude's twitter rules. Just simping for Darcy The Mail Girl, retweeing tits, and telling the TRUTH about the business.

 

[King Kamala]

invite him to post here

 

[Valeyard]

I'm not sure he doesn't.

 

[King Kamala]

The Miz and the New Brooklyn Brawlers

In WWE, the Miz, Happy Corbin, and others have redefined what it means to be "enhancement talent," moving past the work jobbers like the Brooklyn Brawler put in years ago

www.theringer.com

These Ringer WWE articles are consistently p. terrible.

Not only are win-loss records less meaningful now than they were in Steve Lombardi's heyday but I feel like quality of wins matters too. If only Tony Khan would give the money and resources to get @alkeiper to develop a wrestling equivalent of sabremetrics!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

 

[HSJ]

Won’t somebody think of Austin Theory

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1561339390689005568

 

[alfdogg]

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1563923593754550278

Wrestling fans don’t have best sense of social awareness, huh?

 

[Valeyard]

It's the tagging him in the creepy picture that makes it the best.

 

[King Kamala]

Why would anyone think following someone into the bathroom unsolicited is a good idea? What the hell do you think is going to be the end result? Hasn't anybody seen Big Fan?

 

[Valeyard]

The logic is between "we might be best friends," "he might rap about me on the tv," and "I wanna tell him I like him but I dunno I'm gonna pull his hair and run away."

Emotional bubble.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1565159479636795393

What’s their username here?

 

[Valeyard]

Narrow it down.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

4 and 6.5

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1566175233371000835

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

It's amazing how much some wrestling fans care about who hugs who. Vince used to hug wrestlers all the time when they came back through the go position after a match, as has been seen on many documentaries. But it only became an issue to them when Tony, awkwardly, does it.

 

[Valeyard]

To be fair he was super awkward and is generally a kinda dopey guy, so it was all just perfect.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1566950367014838281

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1567353652217511937

ngl. It's PRETTY FUNNY that this implies that Tony Khan is Jackie Kennedy!

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568270715547447296

What's Rob's username here?

 

[King Kamala]

 

[alfdogg]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568270715547447296

What's Rob's username here?

@cobainwasmurdered

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574895238027649034

 

[Valeyard]

Those are the people I despise the most.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Those are the people I despise the most.

This is even worse

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574225225863921664

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574615145132617730