Dolly Parton: Rockstar

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Dolly Parton’s Star-Studded Album ‘Rockstar’ Finally Has a Release Date

The album includes collaborations with Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Elton John, Lizzo and more.

www.billboard.com

This actually seems like it could be pretty cool. Probably not but maybe!

I am curious to hear that Lizzo version of “Stairway to Heaven”.

 

[Fall of Epic]

T-Pain did a surprisingly decent cover of War Pigs recently so I'm confident Lizzo can pull it off.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I think the fact that 77 year old Dolly Parton is following the Drake/Chris Brown model and releasing a 30 track album is weirder than her recording a rock album.

 

[Fall of Epic]

Can we agree that it'll be better than Pat Boone's metal record?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

A cassette of @BruiserBrody doing armpit farts would be better than that.

 

[Valeyard]

30 tracks of 2:40-3:20ish songs or just a bunch of super short ones? That one Nellie McKay album where it was two discs that was a total of like thirty minutes had a negative effect on me and it will never go away, I don't want that passed onto Dolly.

 

[BruiserBrody]

No tagging me in Dolly Parton threads unless that 1981 sex tape of her and Burt Reynolds comes out of Hal Needham's vault.

A cassette of @BruiserBrody doing armpit farts would be better than that.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Jeff Tweedy says Dolly Parton shouldn't have written 'I Will Always Love You'

Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy says Dolly Parton shouldn't have written her 1973 hit 'I Will Always Love You': 'That song is dead to me.'

ew.com

Generation X seems like the biggest proponent of the hot take.

 

[Hawk 34]

Man makes a self deprecating joke and you get your sugars up, @Romantic Piss Jug Connor be better than that