Elizabeth Taylor Marries Death

[Spaceman Spiff]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/03/23/obit.elizabeth.taylor/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1

 

[Incandenza]

Now's a good time to post pics of what a babe she was back in her youth.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

ok

 

[Mazto]

I remember performance in Taming of the Shrew, great stuff.

 

[Mattdotcom]

And with that reporters across the nation breathe a sigh of relief, as they have something to talk about instead of Libya and Japan.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Liz Taylor In Lovely Loose Swimsuit At The Beach

 

[CBright7831]

 

[MFer]

She's pretty much one of the last links to the classical film era. According to wiki, the only actors still alive on this list are Kirk Douglas, Sidney Poitier, Shirley Temple, Lauren Bacall, and Sophia Loren.

 

[atticus Chaos]

I liked that she was married eight times and best friends with Michael Jackson. Gave her a wackiness that many currently day celebrities are still trying to live up to.

 

[Incandenza]

She's pretty much one of the last links to the classical film era. According to wiki, the only actors still alive on this list are Kirk Douglas, Sidney Poitier, Shirley Temple, Lauren Bacall, and Sophia Loren.

Now maybe that bonehead atticus chaos will come in here and tell us whatta bunch of no-talents they are.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

(psst, that's him right above you)

 

[CBright7831]

I liked that she was married eight times and best friends with Michael Jackson. Gave her a wackiness that many currently day celebrities are still trying to live up to.

She was also the one who coined the nickname 'King of Pop' for Michael Jackson.

 

[Incandenza]

(psst, that's him right above you)

BONEHEAD

 

[strummer]

was never much of a fan but yeah she's in the last generation of movie stars

Love Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

RIP

 

[Jingus]

What, no love for The Flintstones? No? Me neither. I thought she did remarkably well in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, though. She was kinda the Angelina Jolie of her day: better known for being hot and charismatic than being talented, but she could bring the acting goods when she really had to.

 

[CookieMueller]

She was the mayor of jug city in Taming of the Shrew.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

She was fucking hot.

Homina homina homina

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

I mean. God damn

Women used to be so much hotter than they are now.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

She was kinda the Angelina Jolie of her day: better known for being hot and charismatic than being talented, but she could bring the acting goods when she really had to.

Funny thing is, I was thinking that she was the Angelina Jolie of her day because of the stealing husbands bit.

 

[daileyxplanet]

She was Buster's girlfriend in Arrested Development, rite?

 

[Red Baron]

No. That was Liza Minnelli.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

I mean. God damn

Women used to be so much hotter than they are now.

I think it's the black and white. I get this feeling too.

 

[daileyxplanet]

I know. That was my horrible attempt at Venkman-esque humor.

 

[BUTT]

Nah, Venk would have pretended he thought she was Ben Stiller's wife.

 

[Red Baron]

Who's Ben Stiller?

 

[Mattdotcom]

Elizabeth Taylor had it put in her will that she wanted to be "fashionably late" to her own funeral, so her casket was wheeled in fifteen minutes after it was supposed to be there. In other news, Elizabeth Taylor is still dead and her rotting corpse wasted fifteen minutes of all her living friends' lives.

 

[griffinmills]

If it was suppose to arrive late, doesn't that make it on time?
My Mind!

 

[KOAB]

I mean. God damn

Women used to be so much hotter than they are now.

I think it's the black and white. I get this feeling too.