Food Thread of the Damned (Kamala)

[Hawk 34]

It’s clearly a plains state.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

It's hard to determine what the hell the actual Midwest is. I've heard people refer to Buffalo as the Midwest! SMDH

 

[Mickey Massuco]

midwest is a way of life, nebraska is clearly more heartland style

 

[BruiserBrody]

One of my FB friends just moved to Nebraska. At a restaurant, he overheard someone asking for mayonnaise instead of blue cheese or ranch with their wings.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE MIDWEST!?

Yokozuna approves (but his meat was turkey legs (tails?) dipped in a jar of mayo.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

It was TURKEY ASS according to Bruce Prichard.

 

[AA484]

From wiki:

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Nebraska is in there, @Hawk 34 , you pedantic son of a gun.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Nebraska is in there, @Hawk 34 , you pedantic son of a gun.

I can't imagine Nebraska being considered anything else myself. It has that perfect mix of churches, farms, barren land and baked in racism.
Something something Fucking Nebraska.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

^our most Midwestern poster has spoken. I rest my case.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Food thread of the Maryland.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1475706002594881537

Can’t believe Laura Dern dated this guy. WTH?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Yeesh. No wonder why it’s the state @SFH makes fun of!

 

[Hawk 34]

What ice cream do y’all Maine snobs put on your fish filets?

 

[SFH]

Get outta my head @King Kamala Holidays ! I was just thinking about this barely literate man I used to know, he'd always get the sauce on the side for his Filet o' Fish. "They give you more that way."

(I dated his youngest in high school and am still friends with his oldest daughter and her husband 20+ years after the break up. He literally just died and that's the shit I remember. His instructions on how to order at McDonalds. Told my friend to mention that in the eulogy, he declined)

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

What ice cream do y’all Maine snobs put on your fish filets?

Butter pecan obviously has the unctuous, rich quality that pairs best with seafood IMO.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Maybe I'm just a coastal snob but Idk if I'd trust a lobster or steamed clam dinner from a K-Mart.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Bad food takes thread:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1484770883654848514

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1495833863318290435

 

[muzzington]

Cmon Teal!

 

[muzzington]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1495833863318290435

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1496288812963713025

Should have seen this coming

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1501293569495154698

JORDYNNE NOOOOOOOO

 

[BruiserBrody]

 

[tekcop]

Look at what my wife did to the dahl I made for lunch.

 

[Hawk 34]

Look we can find you the best divorce attorney out there, it’s okay. She can’t hurt you anymore

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1509292033025978373

 

[Hawk 34]

The garlic bread adds authenticity to it

 

[alfdogg]

Kyle Marcoux on Instagram: "For Italians with a sweet tooth"

2,488 likes, 82 comments - thevulgarchef on April 6, 2022: "For Italians with a sweet tooth".

www.instagram.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/rc0w5j