Get your ass on your phone and fix your fucking twitter right now! Part 3

[Baby Shoes]

 

[Baby Shoes]

 

[vivisectvi]

https://twitter.com/muto_keiji/status/1251853427078029314

"Meanwhile, I discovered an actor that looks exactly like Shinya Hashimoto"

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/SuperKingofBros/status/1252249873312776193

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Pillman, Jr. with the hot take

https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJr/status/1252120759335636992

 

[geniusMoment]

I would have no issue with the take if going out and about only meant you were at risk yourself. But, you're putting others at risk. That would be my issue. Cause my view on living and dying is basically the same as that post, but we live in a society and it's my responsibility to not put others at risk (most of whom probably don't feel the same).

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

If you follow Pillman on Twitter, you can see he's really not the brightest guy around. When the pandemic started, he was one of those people who was calling it "just the flu" and then the next post he said how he wasn't feeling good, and had to cancel his match at FSW in Vegas. He didn't get Covid, but he was saying he wasn't feeling good.

 

[King Kamala]

Even by standards of a pro wrestler in their early-mid 20s, he seems like kind of a dum dum. Seems like a nice guy though.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Think Kamala nailed it. He says some stuff that is dumb as hell but I've never seen him seem malicious about it like others. First thing I thought of was exactly what the Booty Daddy shared, remembering his bad run when everything went crazy a month ago. Just hoping he doesn't flame out too early like his dad with some of these beliefs.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Think Kamala nailed it. He says some stuff that is dumb as hell but I've never seen him seem malicious about it like others. First thing I thought of was exactly what the Booty Daddy shared, remembering his bad run when everything went crazy a month ago. Just hoping he doesn't flame out too early like his dad with some of these beliefs.

I've met him a few times, and he's incredibly humble, and one of the nicest wrestlers I've met. On Twitter, all the dumb comes out. So if you don't know how he is face to face, you'd think he was just a complete idiot.

I get that people want to get out and it's frustrating, but sometimes it might be better to type out the Tweet, read it back, then delete it.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1252733940038873089

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/jrsbbq/status/1253089449480683521

 

[King Kamala]

Haha. Well JR, I know you've been beating it like a government mule ever since we hooked you up with Blue Chew.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/1253840434679422977

Haha. Well JR, I know you've been beating it like a government mule ever since we hooked you up with Blue Chew.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/Ryback22/status/1255214787039879168


I did not think and I did not want to have the mental image of Ryback giving himself the ol' meathook when I woke up this morning but here we are. :-[

Ryback yelling "STUPID!" as he holds his dry, flaccid Skip Sheffield :-[

 

[King Kamala]

Ryback yelling "WAKE UP! IT'S BEATING TIME!" as he logs onto PornHub :-[

 

[Hawk 34]

You would think ryback was used to a quiet atmosphere during his matches.

 

[Baby Shoes]

 

[Lazgistics Supervisor]

Real men don't need lube

lazface.jpg

 

[King Kamala]

I had to read that tweet a few times to see if he was talking about sex instead of masturbation tbh.


DRY FISTED NEW ENGLAND MEN!

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/ShamrockKen/status/1255672716952088576
https://twitter.com/newjackuncut187/status/1255672451859709952

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/litocolon279/status/1255365708642426880

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/rusevbul/status/1255924308217454592

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/ConfirmedShoot/status/1256342196124606465

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/gradowrestling/status/1256243331237117953

 

[Valeyard]

It would've been much funnier to tag Tony Khan.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/RickRudeSells
My new favorite wrestling Twitter account. It's just gifs of Rick Rude selling atomic drops. WWE Subway Experience had a long run but there's a new king of my Wrestling Twitter.

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/davidarquette/status/1256789395836813315

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1256960403793416192

 

[Mickey Massuco]

man did this motherfucker even watch the Jeff George pro bowl season