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I'm watching the Lakers game and all of a sudden nicole scherzinger shows up on my tv covering Black Dog by Led Zeppelin! It was awful. The worst part might be that the band that helped her do this was Jason Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience!

My second piece of evidence is fergie covering Guns N Roses' Sweet Child O Mine. Also, Slash helped in this travesty! Awful.

The third piece of evidence is another awful Guns N Roses cover. Sheryl Crow is the perpetrator this time. Also, just awful.
 

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Speaking of Dum Dum Girls, I actually kinda like their "There Is A Light That Will Never Go Out" cover, if only because it tricks me into thinking that women as a race are cool enough to like the Smiths. Thank you, Dum Dum Girls, for keeping my throbbing misogyny at bay.
 

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Avril Lavigne singing Metallica's Fuel
 

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Bear Hugger213 said:
Harley Quinn said:
Avril Lavigne singing Metallica's Fuel

Holy crap was that laughably bad. I remember watching it when it aired and I couldn't stop laughing when she tried to sound hard for the opening.

That was laughable. However her band didn't suck.
 
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Youth N Asia said:
Bear Hugger213 said:
Harley Quinn said:
Avril Lavigne singing Metallica's Fuel

Holy crap was that laughably bad. I remember watching it when it aired and I couldn't stop laughing when she tried to sound hard for the opening.

That was laughable. However her band didn't suck.

Just watched it and you are right. The band was good but she was awful.
 

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Both "Chop Suey" and (especially) "Fuel" are bad songs, so it's not like dumb ol' Avril committed any great crimes against music with those covers. The worst offender in the "chick covers a dude's song and fucks it up category" is Sinead O'Connor butchering "Nothing Compares 2 U"
 

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Californication had an episode this past season with Becca (the main character's daughter) being in this chick rock band and them singing Alice in Chain's "Would". It was atrocious.
 

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It was in Ecuador, I'm sure he meant, Holy shit listen to how terrible this is, but Babelfish was down so he had to use an inferior translator that was trolling him.
 

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What's funny is that Miley Cyrus probably would have fit better in the musical landscape of the early-mid 90s grunge scene than she does in today's shit. That's a voice tailor made for Lilith Fair.
 

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The Cheryl Crow version of Sweet Child O' Mine is better than the original. I'm dead serious.

GNR is stupid as fuck and bad enough the way it is, but the lyrics of this song strikes me as being really maternal. With Axl Rose being a huge pussy and all, it sounds fairly natural in his voice, but is more resonant from the voice of an actual woman. Still kinda blows, but Crow's cover is more appropriate.
 
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