I Don't Think I Like Action Bronson

[Baby Shoes]

Heard a lot of hype on Action Bronson, so when I did an album buying spree the other day, his album Mr. Wonderful was one of the five albums I picked up. I ranked his fifth.

I don't know, I kinda was put off by some of the rhymes, like where he implied someone would perform fellatio on Serge Ibaka, solely so he could rhyme Ibaka with cock.

There was another song, I can't remember if it was on his album or the Joey Badass album (an album I very much enjoyed) where he was talking about when he is 44 he will STILL be banging girls half his age. Mr. Bronson is currently 31 and therefore should be in prison.

Am I in the wrong? I guess I will have to re-listen. I've heard worse but him, in my opinion, being the weakest in my new batch of music really stuck out.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Also, someone told me he just is dumb for fun per an interview. Guess I should've been tipped by this picture:

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

I've been told I look like him. I was at a store and someone was following me around. When I got to the checkout, they asked me if I was him. I've only heard a few songs from him, but nothing that knocked me out.

 

[Smartly Pretty]

Action Bronson won me over with his absolutely ridiculous basketball references on his verse on Chance's mixtape. "With my hair slicked back, I looked like Rick Pitino." What? No you don't. Why would you say that?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

"With my hair slicked back, I looked like Rick Pitino." What? No you don't. Why would you say that?

I like his Vice webseries Fuck That's Delicious. Songs I've heard from him, I'd describe as "silly fun"

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

He raps about basketball, wrestlers, and food. What's not to like?