Mike Tenay and Don West recap the show as some yokels (including a discount Scotty 2 Hotty and discount Erik Watts. Wait isn't Erik Watts already the discount version of Erik Watts?) chant TNA!
It's NWA World Tag Team Title Match time. Don West and Mike Tenay can't believe it. The fans have gotten behind the Disciples of the New Church.
It kind of says something about the tone of this show that it's culminating with a Heel Vs Heel match.
Fans are getting behind Disciples with a "Let's Go Evil!" chant. Don West wouldn't say they're about tradition, they're about power nd title belts but that's better than SEX.
Low Ki's mouth gets busted open.
DON WEST CANNOT BELIEVE HE'S ROOTING FOR DISCIPLES OF NEW CHURCH! If they win, NWATNA will have one belt (or I guess one pair of belts). ARE WE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE?
Ya know I never realized it but Disciples of a New Church Brian Lee is kind of like his version of BikerTaker. Although now that I think of it. Brian Lee was BakerTaker before BikerTaker. What was DOA but just a crappy protoversion of Big Red Evil???
Ref bumps. Slash pins Elix Skipper and Low Ki pins Brian Lee. Two referees. What the hell!? We got a draw! No wonder why teenage
@The Valeyard was pissed.
Senior Official Scott Armstrong declares the NWA World Tag Team Titles are vacant. Senior officials have the power to do that. Here comes AMW! Wait here's a couple brutes from SEX. I think it's the Harris Brothers.
Faint "Russo Sucks" chants. Russo in army helmet. Drunk fan dog barks at Brian Lee for some reason.
Crappy brawling. See this is where the loosely scripted feel of these shows backfires. It's like whoever was running these shows was like "Eh. We got ten minutes. Just brawl until the end." Don West wants to know where the hell Jeff Jarrett went/
Jerry Lynn's here. Slash dumps a full trash can on a Harris Brother.THIS IS WHAT ALLYSHIP LOOKS LIKE. Other Harris Brother is just sitting down and sucking wind.
Mike Sanders has thrown Chris Harris in the SEX dressing room. Jorge Estrada runs in but SEX still ha them outnumbered.
Somehow Russo is just wandering around unaffected. See that's another problem I have with Russo as an onscreen character. He doesn't get his asskicked as much as McMahon or Bischoff. I think he totally lacks the self awareness. Kid Kash and Trinity run in.
This feels like the longest damn post match brawl I've ever seen. Amazing Red is here.
Chris Harris is randomly trying to throw Elix Skipper off a balcony.
WHERE ARE THY GOING WITH THIS!?
Bullet Bob Armstrong finally comes out. He decks a Harris Brother as the crowd goes mild. Scott Armstrong tries in vain to stop it. No wait. It was BG James that Bullet Bob was kicking their ass.
Hey here's Raven.
Don West: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
I'd like to know that too.
Don West: (as fans chant "Russo Sucks") THESE FANS GOT THEIR MONEY WORTH!
THE NWA TRADITION ROSTER HAS BEEN LOCKED IN THE SEX DRESSING ROOM! Russo was good on his word. UNBELIEVABLE!
Vince Russo calls in Col. Sanders (what is this the MIA?) and Corporal Disco. Don West is afraid they've been outnumbered. Vince Russo implies SEX is going to beat up the fans now.
He wants them to bring Jeff Jarrett out first. He asks Disco to give the fans an update.
BUT IT'S NOT DISCO IN THE MASK! He's wandering down the aisle in his skivvies. IT'S Jeff Jarrett IN DISCO'S TIGHTS! Don West freaks out as the show ends.
THIS SHOW WAS ASS!