Alright, these ones are great"Huge shoutout off the top. The Nashville Predators are in the house! Yeah, not the hockey team. Just the old perverts here on stage."
"Nashville is the perfect place for this roast. Even the cops are stylin' and racially profilin'."
"Brian Knobbs. You big disgusting animal. You're worse at showering than Bruiser Brody."
"Wendy, when Ric jizzes and nothing comes out, is that a 'Dusty finish?'"
"Seriously, if I wanted to watch two old people wriggle around for an hour in pain, while nothing happened, I'd watch Tony Schiavone f*uck his wife."
"The only reason it took Ric this long to get cancelled is because Teddy Long wasn't wearing a body cam."
"David Manning has been at more suicides than the Clintons."
"Ric Flair was in the Four Hosemen, which is the only time the words 'Ric Flair' and 'stable' have been used in the same sentence."
"If you don't know Brian Knobbs, he's the guy after the show whose merch table has fewer people than a Von Erich family reunion."