Red Pilled Wrestlers Roundup

[King Kamala]

I wish I could figure out how to post screencaps on this damn new forum cause Reverend D'Von popped up on Instagram today, commenting on Alexa Bliss' engagement announcement and offering to officiate her wedding with Ryan Cabrera (then awkwardly trying to hit on her mom). Would've gotten a crunk dino react from @Baby Shoes for sure.

 

[alkeiper]

"What's the best way to start repairing my critically damaged reputation? Oh. I know! I'll start by suing my accusers and talk about my close friendship with DRAKE WUERTZ."

Seriously. Joey Ryan keeps going from bad to Wuertz.

 

[Laz]

Probably trying to pray away the genital Wuertz

 

[Valeyard]

Maybe they're working the internet to prepare for the eventual cock crucifix on a pole match at a strip mall in Tallahassee

 

[Baby Shoes]

Maybe Drake will be the next Conrad podcast

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/jvkdr3

 

[Laz]

Fat boomer from the south supports racism, film at 11

 

[King Kamala]

I kind of hope Bruce gets #canceled so Conrad mercy kills STWW. And I actually think he would since he had yelled at Bruce for doing black people and Asian voice.

 

[Laz]

Bruce should've been cancelled the moment he gave the approval for pushing DOA, featuring real life Neo-Nazis, as the faces in that stupid Gang Warz era.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1331241582289440769

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351573442840190979

Ah this was the thread where we were talking about death match wrestlers becoming MAGA Chuds. Who knew falling through glass and tables would damage your world views!?

 

[Epic Springs]

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!

 

[King Kamala]

Also I've learned via replies on that tweet that former XPW owner/extreme pornographer Rob Black is a huge MAGA guy. Congratulations to Randy Quaid cause he is no longer the celebrity I've been least surprised to find out is a MAGA guy.

Now I feel a sense of shame for actually feeling to curious to find out what disgraced '00s extreme wrestling/extreme pornographer Rob Black was up to in the year of our lord 2021.

 

[Laz]

I think XPW is going to be S3 episode for Dark Side of the Ring, so I'm sure we'll find out what sort of life CONVICTED FELON Rob Black has been leading.

 

[King Kamala]

Mostly I'm disappointed that he isn't still in prison and/or dead. Absolute pond scum of a human being.

 

[Laz]

Sometimes I wish real life worked under pro wrestling rules, because I would love to see Messiah get his revenge on Rob Black, the two of them locked in a room for 5 minutes.

 

[Gary]

Mostly I'm disappointed that he isn't still in prison and/or dead. Absolute pond scum of a human being.

That's putting it lightly

I think XPW is going to be S3 episode for Dark Side of the Ring, so I'm sure we'll find out what sort of life CONVICTED FELON Rob Black has been leading.

Real talk-that one better be two hours or even a three part episode. There has to be a whole lotta stories we don't know about (and I want to hear New Jack talk about being paid in porn)

 

[Valeyard]

Remember when Rob Black said he was going to kill a puppy and prolific Smarks/411 writer and TSM superhero Jay Bower saved it? Way simpler times.

 

[King Kamala]

I remember the puppy murder threat but I didn't know or remember that a TSM Legend (that wasn't even The Dames) was the one to put a stop to it.

 

[Valeyard]

Jay Bower lead the charge. elcubano saved a life. Then I think he got ran off by Scotsman not long after for some other bullshit.

 

[King Kamala]

Is Scotsman a MAGA guy now?

 

[Valeyard]

No idea. Last I heard he got rich doing online poker. Won the "Have A Day With Mick Foley And Whoever" Wrestlemania contest a few years ago. Once I turned 17 I didn't follow him as much beyond the comical Bower stuff. I can promise all his followers are MAGA folk from what I recall. I was a lurker on their board for a little while back in the day.

 

[Epic Springs]

QAnon Has Entered the Ring

Conspiracy theories have taken over combat sports. Here’s why WWE and MMA pros are suddenly dabbling in antisemitic, fringe-right narratives

melmagazine.com

So many dummies.

 

[Valeyard]

Nia botched life.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1353002387460550661

(me and @Laz shake our heads in disgust)

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

CTE is real

 

[Laz]

It's not much of a surprise that a guy so full of his own shit that his once promising career has turned into floundering mediocrity would be so vocal about proven lies.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1361886067482365953

Unreal.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Lucky for that piece of shit, he works for a company where the people running it are just as much pieces of shit as he is. He's got a job for life there.

 

[Hawk 34]

He’s been working for pieces of shit his whole career.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1362187953263566849

Oh you didn’t know?