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geniusMoment said:
Tea Party themed bps21 said:
JAxlMorrison said:
Republicans 86%
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I think to get that high you have to believe the world is flat.
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I went back and tested it. You need to be pro-life, anti-gay marriage, anti-gun control, non-believer in evolution and global warming, don't want immigrants to have health care or amnesty or for their children born in the US to be citizens and yes, you need to believe the world is flat.
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I think I was pro choice, anti gun control, believed in evolution, can't remember global warming answer, and yeah I think i was totally anti immigrant.

The world is flat. The Freemasons just want you to believe it's round!
 
I also thought that answer meant "no" (the question being "should more money be put into the space program"), as in "don't put more of the taxpayers money it, but have a business create jobs to work on light speed space travel so we can get the hell out of here", but it says my answer is in conflict with Obama's "no" answer.
 
Lib:79
Rep:62
Green: 44
Socialist:28
Dem:20

Kind of surprised. Knew Lib would be #1 though.
 
JAxlMorrison said:
I think I was pro choice, anti gun control, believed in evolution, can't remember global warming answer, and yeah I think i was totally anti immigrant.
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Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me
They come to our country, and think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini-Iran, or spread some fucking disease
They talk so many goddamn ways, it's all Greek to me
 
Conservative Brony said:
JAxlMorrison said:
I think I was pro choice, anti gun control, believed in evolution, can't remember global warming answer, and yeah I think i was totally anti immigrant.
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Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me
They come to our country, and think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini-Iran, or spread some fucking disease
They talk so many goddamn ways, it's all Greek to me
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Well played sir...well played indeed
 
Democrats: 93%
Green Party: 92%
Socialist: 75%
Libertarians: 57%
Republicans: 19%
 
Democrats: 81%
Green Party: 73%
Libertarians: 62%
Socialists: 55%
Republicans: 33%

I guess I've been living in denial. I've been calling myself a left leaning Libertarian, but apparently I'm a Democrat. And I see that I still have 33% of Republican to expunge from my system. I did spend almost 30 years as a pretty conservative person, so It's understandable.
 
83% Democrat....wow, that number has certainly risen over the years. Of course I did relax my stance on the death penalty a lot and I'm in favor of gay marriage 100%, so that'll probably do it.

Still won't join any of these parties since I can still be registered as no party.
 
Green 95%
Dem 91%
Socialist 71%
Libertarian 41%
Republican 8%

Some of the questions were kind of loaded to accurately be able to answer within those guidelines but this is probably fairly accurate!
 
bigolsmitty said:
97%
Democrats

on social, healthcare, environmental, economic, domestic policy, science, immigration, and foreign policy issues

95%
Green Party
Green Party

on social, environmental, healthcare, science, economic, immigration, domestic policy, and foreign policy issues

76%
Socialist
Socialist

on social, healthcare, environmental, immigration, and economic issues

27%
Libertarians
Libertarians

on domestic policy, immigration, and foreign policy issues

0%
Republicans
Republicans

no major issues
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0% Republican? Congratulations my friend. You have reached a level of enlightenment that we should all strive for. :)
 
Green: 92%
Democrats: 85%
Libertarians: 75%
Socialist: 63%
Republicans: 12%

The one problem I had with this test was that on some of the questions where it would say I disagreed with a party I actually agreed, but their answer was one that you'd have to go into the more options section and choose a more specific answer rather than a yes or no.
 
Epic Springs said:
93% Green Party
88% Democrats
69% Socialist
39% Libertarians
31% Republicans

31%????? *jumps out window*
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So I retook the test 11 years later with 2024 eyes and I got:


90% Green Party
90% Democrats
87% Socialist
18% Libertarians
5% Republicans

I guess I'm not as much as a scumbag as I was in 2013!
 
88% Green
88% Socialist
85% Democrat
28% Libertarian
15% GOP

I'm fine with that, I think, although Libertarian is way too high. My overall dislike for everyone must populate somewhere, I guess.
 
89% Green
88% Democrat
87% Socialist
85% Working Families
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57% No Labels
27% Libertarian
5% Constitution
3% GOP

I don't remember what my results were the last time I took this, but this tracks.
 
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