Probably Fake: Jeff Goldblum Falls To His Death In New Zealand

[tominator89]

http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_new_zealand.php

THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

Actor Jeff Goldblum died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - June 25, 2009.

Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.

The accident occured at aproximatly 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will be forthcoming.

 

[Red Baron]

Jeff Goldblum Falls To His Death In New Zealand

Wow.

 

[Smues]

Jeff Goldblum Falls To His Death In New Zealand

I don't buy it. But if it's true we might as well mark this date on the calender as international celebrity death day and celebrate it as a new holiday.

 

[KOAB]

Jeff Goldblum Falls To His Death In New Zealand

Don't buy it; it's the exact same story that was used when Tom Cruise "fell to his death" in New Zealand.

 

[BlackFlagg]

The way things are going we should have a single thread for all this celeb death stuff...

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=110987947447&h=lPvp2&u=G9xdP&ref=nf - George Clooney Presumed Dead In Private Plane Crash

Edit: already reported as fake, can't wait to see who else "dies" today....

 

[Mattdotcom]

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The Board is also dying too. I can't do shit.

 

[dx1997]

Wow man. If you are an NBA fan and follow these celebs that have died, WHAT A FUCKING DAY.

Also, I really don't buy this one.

 

[909]

Someone from Oz on another board I post on (who definitely wouldn't bullshit) said that the New Zealand Police have confirmed the report and that Goldblum fell 60 metres to his death.

Honestly though, never know.

 

[HTQ]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/2539113/Jeff-Goldblum-alive

Seems to be a regular rumor regarding Mr Goldblum

 

[mellow]

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The Board is also dying too. I can't do shit.

This is always the place to be when a public figure or two dies.

Most Online Today: 70. Most Online Ever: 70 (Today at 06:48:12 PM)

 

[Youth N Asia]

Goldblum is random enough to make for a good one to b.s.

 

[The Amazing Rando]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/2539113/Jeff-Goldblum-alive

Seems to be a regular rumor regarding Mr Goldblum

I enjoy the top two links begin "Michael Jackson dead" and "Jeff Goldblum alive" like they were both in a car accident on the way to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

Good, now we can have more Goldblum cameos on the Colbert Report.

 

[Incandenza]

BREAKING: Jeff Goldblum taken to hospital to have a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach.

 

[Mattdotcom]

Loses points because you should have said "BREAKING 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: Jeff Goldblum taken to hospital to have a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach."

 

[Incandenza]

CNN.com does that?

 

[BUTT]

"So-and-so 2: Electric Boogaloo" jokes are kinda old and lame and just for the record I heard of Breakin' 2 back in 1994 YEARS before it became an internet meme so how cool am I?

 

[Incandenza]

If my post has any failing, it's I didn't supply a phony CNN link that led to a wacky or gross picture.

 

[Mattdotcom]

I subscribe to the comedic theory that running something into the ground causes it to cycle from unfunny back to funny. Plus I want this thread to have more posts than the Farrah Fawcett one because I think that's funny too.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

If my post has any failing, it's I didn't supply a phony CNN link that led to a wacky or gross picture.

Should have made it a Rickroll.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Is it wrong of me to kinda wish this one to be true?

 

[MFer]

If it wasn't for Law & Order: CI, I'd have no clue who this guy was.

Is it wrong of me to kinda wish this one to be true?

No.

 

[Jingus]

You've never even seen Jurassic Park or Independence Day? Goldblum hasn't done very much in a while, but it's not like he's some nobody.

 

[MFer]

Damn...guess I didn't make that connection (it's been awhile).

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Also he's very well known for being in the remake of The Fly.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

...what the fuck has Jeff Goldblum ever done to raise YNA and MFer's ire enough for him to wish for his death? I don't recall any major scandals involving the dude...his quirky acting style annoyed them? Transylvania 6-500 sucked too much? It's hard to believe and maybe a little bit naive of me but the internet's stupidity and spitefulness still manage to surprise me on occasion.

I'm not one of those dopes to get too upset about celebrity deaths but I probably would have been legit bummed out if Jeff Goldblum and Michael Jackson died in the same day! So glad that this isn't true!

 

[Jingus]

I guess, uh, somepeoplejust don't, y'know... enjoy that quirkyrhythymless style of, ah, talking.

 

[Youth N Asia]

...what the fuck has Jeff Goldblum ever done to raise YNA and MFer's ire enough for him to wish for his death? I

Nothing really...it'd just be a cool story. In the end I suppose I'm glad he's living. But I dunno...

 

[Incandenza]

It was all downhill after Annie Hall.

 

[Mattdotcom]

Pretend I posted this picture instead of a link to it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jT7u1Bq52JU/SCsri4IJL8I/AAAAAAAAAHM/sNZI7M3hOFM/s400/Jeff%2BGoldblum.JPG