R. Kelly is done

[Fall of Epic]

Way too long overdue. Lock this piece of shit up NOW, please.

http://www.businessinsider.com/r-kelly-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-with-a-14-year-old-girl-2018-3

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

damn that's a really gross story

 

[Haws Bah Gawd]

AGAIN?!

 

[CookieMueller]

This guy is like teflon though. He's been accused of worse in the past, and has actual video of him doing disgusting shit to an underage girl and he's still free to continue doing it. Fucking Lady Gaga put him on a song just a few years ago (and not her debut where she's thirsty for a come-up, it was an album way after she was established) so clearly no one even gives a shit that he's a literal monster because...he can write songs really well?

 

[Black Lushus]

I'm still waiting for him to release Trapped in the Closet part 30 so he can finally tell us that he's gay.

 

[Valeyard]

In an alternate world, Kanye was trapped in the closet, and it was fucking awesome.

Getting the super Christian girl sing "Ignition (Remix)" at karaoke was a victory, though.

 

[Incandenza]

I wish "Ignition (Remix)" wasn't such a profoundly moving celebration on the glories of love and friendship, but here we are

 

[Fall of Epic]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/22/entertainment/r-kelly-indictment/index.html

Bye, bye asshole.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

well its not like they had a video of him urinating on a minor before and he got away with it

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

R. Kelly was beaten in jail while 'no one raised a finger,' attorneys say | CNN

Kelly's attorneys say it's unresolved whether jail personnel encouraged and allowed the attack to happen.

www.cnn.com

Boo hoo hoo.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1418766501717463040

"The pedophilia is one thing but now he's gay!?"- some idiot probably

 

[Dandy]

Nah, that type assumes all gays are pedophiles.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

There's definitely a weird small subsegment that wasn't upset at R. Kelly until they found he was diddling teen boys too.

 

[Incandenza]

R. KELLY INNOCENT

 

[Incandenza]

I haven't kept up, but if Michael Jackson can still have countless defenders, I don't see that R. Kelly may have also raped young boys would move the needle much re: where they stand on the man.

 

[HSJ]

From what I've been told about pedos, it doesn't matter if its a boy or girl. Its just that they are underage.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

R. Kelly convicted of racketeering and sex trafficking by a federal jury in New York | CNN

Jurors have found R&B singer R. Kelly guilty of racketeering, including acts of bribery and sexual exploitation of a child, along with separate charges of sex trafficking.

www.cnn.com

"It's the remix to conviction! R. Kelly's headed straight right to prison!"

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1442859906068066308

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1444035177714495488

Kells better watch his back or he will get got by the serial pillist.

 

[Dandy]

Serial Pillist: undefeated and untied.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

And, potentially, uncut.

 

[MFer]

By the way, Trapped in the Closet got up to 33 chapters years ago.

Also, YouTube took down his official pages.

 

[Incandenza]

Bump because hopefully I didn't alienate the few friends I have on Spotify when I decided to listen to "Ignition" and "Ignition (Remix)" tonight.

 

[Incandenza]

It pains me to say this but both songs still go hard.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

I never really used Spotify as a social network. I don't really care what most people I know are listening to, and I doubt they want to listen to hours' worth of hair metal.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

clearly kreese and ypov aren't spotify friends.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I don't have any Spotify friends. No one needs to know how many rasslin podcasts I listen to.

 

[Incandenza]

Was absentmindedly singing "Ignition" out loud at work today, I don't think I scandalized anyone.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I just hope Rifkin's Festival is playing in Jacksonville so you can duck out to the movie theaters after you grow weary from your co-workers death glares.

 

[Incandenza]

You can probably count on one hand the number of good Woody films made this century.