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Dr. Zaius

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I'm going to disagree with that guy. Having sex definitely does make you cool.
 

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And to think I envied all the football player assholes back in H.S. who told their sex stories in homeroom! Who knew that by masturbating to scramblevision porn, I was the cool one all along!
 

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Oh man scramble vision porn. I remember those days. Thank god the internet picked up the slack when digital cable eliminated scramble vision.
 

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Back in the '80s before cable really had a total national footprint, they used to do scrambled porn over the air in a few cities, like on the old UHF channels that went on to become the WBs, UPNs, and Telemundos of their respective markets. I don't know how the FCC let these guys get away with making the audio of European Erotic Odyssey available to anyone with rabbit ears, as that had to be the sort of obscenity that just cannot be permitted on "public airwaves." Must've been the old obsessed-with-enforcing-diversity FCC, before the contemporary obsessed-with-breasts FCC.
 

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Don't blame her tit, blame the white guy pretending to be a black guy who ripped the fabric off. It wasn't like her tit just jumped out. And FCC has been against any thing remotely linking to sex for years.
 
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Just my opinion, but I don't think because someone is singing hip-hop style dance music doesn't mean they are trying to be black. I hate his music, but the genre has transversed into a pretty universal acceptance by the age group of his fanbase, regardless of cultural identity.
 

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Perfxion said:
Don't blame her tit, blame the white guy pretending to be a black guy who ripped the fabric off. It wasn't like her tit just jumped out. And FCC has been against any thing remotely linking to sex for years.

Jokes about Timberlake trying to be black expired some time ago. Just an FYI.
 

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Jokes about Lord of the Curry trying to be black, however, are non-perishable.
 

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Smues said:
Oh man scramble vision porn. I remember those days. Thank god the internet picked up the slack when digital cable eliminated scramble vision.
I spent many a night in the basement watchinh that shit back in the day.
 

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thats how i used to watch wrestling ppvs

Me too, I remember "listening" to many PPVs in 1999, including Over the Edge (and trying to figure out what happened the next day)
 

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Glad I'm not the only loser who scramble visioned some wrestling ppvs. In fact I remember that on my TV the sound would cut out a lot, so I had to hook up an ancient small black and white TV to get a listenable feed.
 

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Count me among the ones who scramble-visioned porn and wrestling PPV's.
 

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I remember the ol' A/B BUTTon trick......I was watching Tyson/Holyfield I on scramble vision and I remember my hand cramping so I stopped for a minute or two and then when I resumed, I heard Lampley screaming, "OMG IT HAPPENED....IT HAPPENED" I was like....dammit WHAT HAPPENED? So I kept going at it until I realized what had happened.

Also there was another trick back in the day that worked well until digital cable boxes came out. If your TV was supposed to be on 02 for the cable box, what you would do was tune to the channel prior to the PPV channel(or whatever channel you wanted) on your cable box, and then go up to channel 3 on your TV, and it would show that channel on your TV. Sometimes it would even work for the next channel if you put your tv on ch. 4....

Anyways back to the topic, I was watching Larry King last night and the guest made a good point, about Sex Ed. The point was that in most sex ed classes, and right now with Bristol Palin, the tendency would always be to bring in guest speakers or "celebrities" that fucked up, had a kid or got an STD, to "scare you straight", rather then that he said we should think about bringing in guest speakers in their 20's & 30's that did have sex, but used contraception(in whatever form they used) and were able to not have kids or get an STD, and show these kids that not getting pregnant comes down to something as simple as remembering to take a pill everyday when you wake up, or by going and getting a shot, condoms etc etc....

I thought that was a very good point, but of course the other side would probably complain that it promotes having sex too much, but that is bullshit.

They also brought up a stat that concluded that Abstinence-Only education in some cases DOES make teens wait an extra 6-9 months to have sex, but the problem is, once they do decide to have sex they have little to no education on how to protect themselves. So maybe they should change the title from "Abstinence-Only" to "Don't fuck till you graduate highschool because then it's not our problem" education.
 

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I read a study a few years ago that "Abstinence-Only" schools have a much higher teen pregnancy rate than schools that teach safe sex. Plus the schools of A/O are more likely to have higher STD rates. Moral of the story, teach kids safe sex or they will be knocked up with herpes.
 

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When I had sex ed in the 9th grade, the school brought in some church funded Abstinence Only program of hip 25-30 year olds who danced and stuff like that. One dude tried to shake my hand, and I did, which is when I found out he only had 3 fingers. This caught me by surprise. I think I may have told him I was never going to have sex ever.
 
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