*Sigh* The Joe Biden CONSPIRATORIUM

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1302068542553100288

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

You... understand that you don't have to give shit like this the time of day, right?

 

[909]

You... understand that you don't have to give shit like this the time of day, right?

Most people don't, no

 

[BruiserBrody]

You... understand that you don't have to give shit like this the time of day, right?

The next 59 days will likely give this thread a lot of material.... I put it in it's own home so normal folks can ignore it and stick with the HARD FACTS of the 2020 Election thread.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

You know how else we can ignore it? By you not posting it here, in the first place.

 

[Tino Standard]

@BruiserBrody , run this one past CRAZY BOSS LADY, and share the results.

 

[tekcop]

I dunno, guys. Let's see where this goes.

 

[snuffbox]

Between this and the Q thread, I know where I'll be spending the next 59 days

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I think mods should move this thread and the QAnon thread should be moved to GTG as I think putting it in current events gives the subjects more legitimacy than they deserve.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

just ignore it and all the other conspiracy threads like everyone else does. I'd rather he just had one big thread for it but he isn't hurting anyone. This dumb bullshit is very much a Current Event because it governs the thinking of a huge number of people.

 

[snuffbox]

more like cobainwaszuckerberg

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

QAnon is only news in the sense that some idiots who believe it have done horrible stuff and that can be covered in the Horrible People or White Nationalism threads!

 

[Gary]

QAnon is only news in the sense that some idiots who believe it have done horrible stuff and that can be covered in the Horrible People or White Nationalism threads!

I started that thread because I noticed it was mentioned in other CE threads, so I figured I might as well create one so the dumb thing can be contained in one thread. Sorry it's existence bothers you.

 

[snuffbox]

Merge the Q thread with the basement of the Pizza thread

 

[909]

The problem with this kind of stuff is that the candidate has hardly any baggage compared to the other candidates before them in the last forty years. Biden has some baggage but compared to everyone else who cleared the primaries he has nothing. The only one as clean was Obama. These people have to straight up make shit up to fit their narrative because Biden isn't too stubborn to admit that he made mistakes.

For a general election anyway, this is one of the only times the scum can't put together a strategy because there's nothing to cling onto.

 

[snuffbox]

The bigger the lie, the more attention it seems to get, and the more people that end up falling for it.

This Q stuff and Biden is running a sex slave ring, etc is getting over with a lot of evangelicals. And they, more than any other group, are the reason the current president won in 2016.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1302769107176054784

Woods has a 184 IQ.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

A comic I know was once at a bar in Martha's Vineyard or Cape Cod and saw James Woods make a racist comment to the Latino bartender then the bartender punched him out then stole his shoes.

It's my favorite celebrity story (even if it probably confirmed a lot of James Woods stereotypes about fiery Latinos)

 

[snuffbox]

Brody's post is FAKE. James Woods IQ is actually 584

 

[Brocklock]

I'm with Slim tbh. I can't find any amusement in laughing at conspiracy theories after the last five years. These conspiracy fucks are running the country and or gaining power in other ways like Joe Rogan's stupid podcast being one of the most popular podcasts around. It's not very funny anymore and I wish we were in a better time like ten years ago when I could laugh at Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura or Alex Jones yelling about the frogs turning gay without fearing they will do any real damage to the country.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1311318594542686208

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1312242490842533888

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1316844679783223297

Who HASN'T drunkenly paid a blind man $85 to fix their laptop during the middle of the night and forgot to get it back? Honestly!

 

[BruiserBrody]

A 4chan poster says a tape of Hunter Biden sexing up a kid will be dropping today.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

stop going on 4Chan, Brody!

 

[tekcop]

Hunter is too cool and powerful. Traditional 4chan tactics are useless against him.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1318016788374999040

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Mike Holmgren is sending out pro Biden e-mails for Democratic Party of Wisconsin.

Are Boss Lady and all of @BruiserBrody and @snuffbox 's dumb conservative relatives going to have mixed feelings when he is killed by a firing squad? They'll probably comfort themselves by saying it's what he gets for leaving the Packers for the Seahawks.

 

[snuffbox]

These dummies can't remember 1996 and they'd shit all over themselves if they knew what Vince Lombardi thought about Black people.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Or that Vince Lombardi had a gay brother and was astonishingly pro gay rights by his times standard!