Songs You Absolutely Fucking Hate

[Valeyard]

Blessid Union Of Souls' "(Hey Leonardo) She Likes Me For Me" is why we got the COVID.

 

[Youth N Asia]

My last clerk job mostly had a classic rock station on. And in that time I really grew to hate Don Henley’s “Sunset Grill.” It’s just the most boring nothing song that’s ever been.

I’m sure that’s why Mojo Nixon wrote “Don Henley Must Die.”

 

[The Amazing Rando]

"Brass In Pocket" by the Pretenders. It just grates me for some reason. "Rapture" by Blondie, too, but only because that song just feels really forced and phony to me.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

They're not controversial hate song choices but I worked for Pizza Hut in the Summer of 2010 and the radio was set to the local adult contemporary station. Train's "Hey Soul Sister" and Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now" will forever get my boiling even more than the average person.

But "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me For Me)" is the right answer for this thread.

 

[SFH]

Whatever was playing on the pop charts spring-summer of 1996.

I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis comes to mind. Also related to a BS job I hated and that's all that played on repeat. I was thankful one day a coworker showed up with a boom box and put it on a rap station. It was a welcomed change of pace if anything.

I don't understand the economics of radio stations and why they can't ever expand the playlist. Seems to be a trend a lot of "hated songs" come from stations not changing the playlist, locations refusing to change the radio station.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Captain Sensible - "One Christmas Catalogue"

Over the one Christmas season when I worked at Bob's Stores, this played 3-4x an hour. Every day. For 3 months. November 1st to January 31st. The store manager outright refused to turn the volume down during my shift, even though I was part of the pre-open stock crew. She literally forced this fucking song at full volume for 4-5 hours before customers even came in.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Not much hatred in terms of retail stuff. Whistling in general just tends to really irritate me (with a few rare exceptions) so Flo Rida's "Whistle" drives me up the wall pretty fast. The lyrics being stupid doesn't help matters either.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

"Paradise by the dashboard lights" meatloaf. just annoys the shit out of me with the pleading and the baseball section

 

[Mickey Massuco]

I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis comes to mind.

 

[Haws Bah Gawd]

Maroon 5 kills me more and more every time I hear them.

 

[Youth N Asia]

If I hear “I Love Rock n Roll” 60 years from now in my dying days it’ll be too soon. The song sucks, but I think there’s also resentment because Pat Benatar is ten times the artist as Joan Jett and isn’t recognized as so.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Weird you say that, YNA, because "Crimson and Clover" is better than Benatar's entire catalogue.