The Simpsons

[Jaxxxson Mayhem]

Everyone loves the Simpsons so I'll post all Simpsons thoughts here.



I love the Dr. Nick appearance last episode.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

I intended my thread to be about this

I'm not Dr. Nick! I'm... Dr. Octopus! I'm going to get you Spidey!

 

[Mattdotcom]

I intended my thread to be about this

You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

With that out of the way, I know it's popular to bash The Simpsons, but it seems that with the ends of Futurama and production on The Simpsons Movie have allowed some of the key players to focus on the show. This season is probably the best of the decade by default.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

I intended my thread to be about this

You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

With that out of the way, I know it's popular to bash The Simpsons, but it seems that with the ends of Futurama and production on The Simpsons Movie have allowed some of the key players to focus on the show. This season is probably the best of the decade by default.

The two sweetest words in the English language! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT!

 

[King Cucaracha]

We've gone from three Simpsons references for folder subtitles to two. Not good enough!

 

[Smues]

Fixed

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Let's think of other Simpsons references for board subtitles

Music: "Baby on board..something something..Burt Ward! Hey, this writes itself!"

Food: "I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat" "Here you go!"

 

[King Cucaracha]

Tirts- "How about groin-grabbingly good?"

Current Events- "I hear those clowns in Washington have done it again. What a bunch of clowns." "Wow, how does it keep up with the news like that?"

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

TiRTS: "You said if I slept with you I'd win the contest!" "Duffman says a lot of things!"

Sports is pretty obvious: "Shave those sideburns, Mattingly!"

 

[King Cucaracha]

Lit and Comics: "Is TV Guide a book?"

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Nah, the Lit folder's good. This is more part of my proposal to have non-Simpsons referenced folders fall in line.

 

[King Cucaracha]

Oh shoot, that didn't even register for a second. The most obvious of them all too.

 

[Mattdotcom]

Food should only and could only be "Mmmm....64 slices of American cheese. *chomp* 63! *chomp* 62! *chomp*.......I think I'm blind."

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Food should only and could only be "Mmmm....64 slices of American cheese. *chomp* 63! *chomp* 62! *chomp*.......2*chomp* 1*chomp*" "Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?" "I think I'm blind."

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Or,
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the Sandwich"
"Are you going to eat it?"
"Yes"

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Current events: "There are too many states these days. Please remove three. I am not a crackpot."

 

[Mattdotcom]

Food should only and could only be "Mmmm....64 slices of American cheese. *chomp* 63! *chomp* 62! *chomp*.......2*chomp* 1*chomp*" "Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?" "I think I'm blind."

I left out the part where a man talks to a woman because I don't think women and TSM-men mix.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Food should only and could only be "Mmmm....64 slices of American cheese. *chomp* 63! *chomp* 62! *chomp*.......2*chomp* 1*chomp*" "Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?" "I think I'm blind."

I left out the part where a man talks to a woman because I don't think women and TSM-men mix.

We all know you think, Matt.com.

 

[Slayer]

"Canada to hold referendum"

 

[Jaxxxson Mayhem]

"HaHA! Take that, ashes!"

 

[Nightwing]

"English instructions ruined... must use French side! 'Le Grill'?! What the hell is 'Le Grill'?!"

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

Etc.: "Why does it always have to be zany?"

 

[muzzington]

Bart: "Who are those pleasant old men?"
Homer: "It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB. It's how we talked in the 70s. We didn't have a moment to spare."

 

[alkeiper]

I think I picked a good one for Sports.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

You did, Al.

 

[Jaxxxson Mayhem]

Personally, I would have gone with the Foxy Boxing quote.


Homer: What on Earth are you doing?
Lisa: Practicing tennis.
Homer: *That's* tennis? Oh, then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?
Bart: Foxy boxing?
Homer: Yes! That's what I wanted. [anguished moan]

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

I would have gone with the following Moe line:

Bye-weeks. Bronco Nagurski didn't get no bye-weeks! And now he's dead! Well, maybe they're a good thing.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

True Simpsons fans do not watch new Simpsons. That's pretty much my philosophy regarding this show in its current state.

 

[Slayer]

For the board as a whole, altered accordingly:

Vitamin X: "How many of you posters would like a forum to discuss real world problems, like the ones you face every day?"
Posters: "Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea! Yeah, that's it!"
Vitamin X: "And who would like a forum for just the opposite, getting into far-out discussions involving gimmick accounts and e-feds?"
Posters: "Me! Yeah! Oh, cool! Yeah, that's what I want!"
Vitamin X: "So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth forum... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with gimmick accounts?"
Posters: "That's right. Oh yeah, good."
Alfdogg: "Also, you should win things by posting."

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

That's 4-19-09 POTD material right there.