Tupac Shakur is alive? TMZ says so....

[BruiserBrody]

http://www.myspace.com/tmztv

What~!?

 

[JHawk]

That explains why he's had more albums with new material come out since he died than most people have when they're alive.

 

[KOAB]

that nigga is dead

 

[Jingus]

"Well, we've got this blurry photo of what appears to be some guy who looks like 2Pac in profile" isn't exactly compelling evidence.

 

[JHawk]

But nobody saw the body!

Maybe he and Andy Kaufman can come to my birthday party!

 

[BruiserBrody]

Tupac's picture's are simply a case of all black people looking alike.

Here are photo's to back up my argument:
Tupac:

"Random Black Dude"

See?

 

[Jaxxxson Mayhem]

That dude could be a clone of Pac. That guy looks exactly like him.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Horrible punctuation in my last post. I'm sorry.

 

[Gary]

Eh, wake me up when they find Biggie.

 

[mellow]

25 a possible new entry into 'dank ones' mythos??
~a nigga out of time~

 

[Gary]

25 a possible new entry into 'dank ones' mythos??
~a nigga out of time~

A man dies - body lives on and continues to produce albums

Sneaky nigga go round shakin peoples dogs while they sleepin. Owners wake to find their dogs overcome by Heebie Jeebies

Three shorties find a mummy - phantasmic powers make them do a dance with they ass out

Nigga consumes forty ounces of malt liquor. Unspeakable flows. Unspeakable prose.

 

[EHME]

That explains why he's had more albums with new material come out since he died than most people have when they're alive.

Ignorant statement.

Those CD's are not "new material", but reused verses from old, unreleased tracks of his remixed with new beats and other rappers.

 

[Gary]

That explains why he's had more albums with new material come out since he died than most people have when they're alive.

Ignorant statement.

Those CD's are not "new material", but reused verses from old, unreleased tracks of his remixed with new beats and other rappers.

Way to miss the joke.

 

[EHME]

I have no clue whats a joke when it comes to Rap on this forum. Regardless, it wasn't a very funny joke.

 

[Incandenza]

You also have no clue as to what constitutes "new," such as an album's worth of previously unreleased remixes.

 

[EHME]

You also have no clue as to what constitutes "new," such as an album's worth of previously unreleased remixes.

But the funny thing is these "unreleased" tracks have been out for years, well before they put out on the net.

For example, they released "Soon As I Get Home" the real verison on "Pac's Life". A song I heard way back in my junior high years. Does that constitute as "new"?

 

[EHME]

That dude could be a clone of Pac. That guy looks exactly like him.

Yes he does look like him.

Regardless, even if 2Pac was "alive" it wouldn't be that guy. 2Pac died 13 years ago, and would be approaching 40 at this current point in time, so he would age.

 

[Perfxion]

Pac is dead, why does every one want that fool alive? If he was really alive, he would have made a album or three about being shot AGAIN.

 

[Jingus]

I was trying to find the Chappelle Show skit about "new Tupac music", but somehow Youtube doesn't have a single clean copy of the damn thing. There's about a million remixes of the audio, and one video of the skit with the words "TRIAL VERSION" printed across the middle of the screen, but not a single version with just the plain unaltered skit like it aired on television. Odd. I looked on Dailymotion too, and there's one hit... and it's of a guy who pointed his video camera at his TV screen to record it... and the guy is French.

 

[griffinmills]

I have no clue whats a joke when it comes to Rap on this forum. Regardless, it wasn't a very funny joke.

*Raised hand sheepishly*
I thought it was funny...
/runsaway

 

[2GOLD]

Pac is dead, why does every one want that fool alive? If he was really alive, he would have made a album or three about being shot AGAIN.

I wanted him to take an Ice T, LL Cool J and Ice Cube turn into movies full time. Guy was a pretty good actor.

 

[Black Lushus]

I'll give him full credit for keeping Poetic Justice from completely sucking. Janet Jackson sure was one selfish bitch throughout pretty much the whole movie.

 

[2GOLD]

Guy was pretty awesome in JUICE too.

 

[Dandy]

Maybe I am the dumbass, but I think you dumbasses were missing the joke that two pictures of Tupac were used to illustrate that all black people look alike. Of course it looks exactly like Tupac. It's Tupac.

 

[EHME]

Guy was pretty awesome in JUICE too.

Above the Rim was his best movie IMO.

 

[KOAB]

Maybe I am the dumbass

No maybes here

 

[BruiserBrody]

What's on tupac's chest/shoulders on the corpse picture I posted?

 

[Dandy]

Presumably where he was cut open for the autopsy.

 

[Just Burny]

He's still alive in my heart *Clutches Tupac picture to chest*.

 

[Psycho Penguin]

TU PAC IS ALIVE: BREAKING REVELATIONS.

No one has ever suspected him to be alive before this TMZ website!