Turquoise Jeep

[Edwin]

Lana del Rey wishes she had this much cred.

LEMME SMANG IT- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

U SMANG?

(I'm assuming "smang" is the same as "smush" - I'm not watching that video).

 

[Byron The Bulb]

I'm not watching that video

Big mistake

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, this is the greatest music in the history of life, actually.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Yeah, this is the greatest music in the history of life, actually.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

This might be the one to replace "It's so cold in the D" as my favourite shitty rap video ever.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

This one is clearly more self-aware than "It's so cold in the D."

 

[Edwin]

They have t-shirts. I'm buying them all. Also, apparently they opened for Big Boi earlier this year, which means that Big Boi really does still smoke good.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

I'm pretty sure Flynt Flossy glued that mustache on 5 minutes before the shoot began.

 

[Brocklock]

TURQUOISE JEEP COMMERCIAL- ALBUM COMING SOON!!!!

Yeah, this is the greatest music in the history of life, actually.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

SEX SYRUP- Slick Mahony ft Yung Humma
This be the greatest song Prince never recorded.

 

[Edwin]

FRIED OR FERTILIZED- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy and Whatchyamacallit

THIS ALBUM IS $4.99 on AMAZON WHY AREN'T YOU STUFFING EVERY STOCKING YOU SEE

 

[Edwin]

NEW JAM

TREAT ME LIKE A PIRATE- Flynt Flossy, Yung Humma, Whatchya (@Turquoisejeep)

Also, did I mention that I saw these guys live a couple months ago? It was as turquoise as it was in my dreams.

 

[BurningPirateShipSex]

Daniel Bryan YES! YES! YES! for 10 Hours

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Somehow, they just announced these guys are playing in Maine in two weeks and of course, I've got a gig at a BBQ restaurant an hour away from Portland that night that goes till 11 or so. Oh well, at least I get to eat for free at the gig. I hope there are enough wet naps to wipe away my tears and all of the barbecue sauce on my face. :'(
http://youtu.be/TYrYOtgmtMg

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I just bought tickets to see these guys in June. Edwin, you got any tips of how I should mentally prepare myself before this show?

 

[Edwin]

Bring some hoochies and wear your brightest neon.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Update: There's a free Bret Michaels concert in town the same night as Turquoise Jeep and it should be over by the time Turqoise Jeep gets the jeep ridin'. This will undoubtedly be the greatest night of my life.