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Slightly bigger than standard gloves. 8 2 min rounds.


“If Mike is in shape enough to go the rounds he probably can put Jake out at any time,” Jones continued. “But of course at 58 or 59, however old he is his timing ain’t the same, so it’s quicker for him to get it over with fast rather than wait a long time.
 
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I'm conflicted. I'm excited for this fight to see if Tyson can land that big shot. But, obviously, Jake is gonna throw punches in bunches and dance around to a boring decision. I also expect The Funniest Supreme Leader President Trump to appear in the crowd and kill any enjoyment of this fight for me by his presence.

This fight is shit and Jake is going to win, but I'll be back in 2025 when they book Jake vs De La Hoya.
 
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My buddies are coming over for it. Since we are old men instead of discussing what kind of beer we want for the event the group chat is more like
"Ope, I hope I can stay up that late"
"I'm gonna eat before I come since that's a little late"
"No seafood or spicy stuff please, I have a delicate stomach"
 

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Jake destroyed Mike Perry, and Perry would destroy Tyson so it's just false hope.
 

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Most likely outcome is Tyson ko'd/stopped or dq'd in the first round, or doesn't come out for the 2nd.
 

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In fighting, I'm not sure if there are two more accurate axioms than the following:

Old is Old and Big is Big
 

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I haven't followed any of the hype for this thing but has anybody tried comparing this to the speculation of a Tyson-Foreman fight in the early 90s?
 

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Yikes, no reflexes at all. And, like Tyson, even the end of Holyfield's actual boxing career ended poorly.
 
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