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I had a dream last night where I had a street fight with Alberto Del Rio, who was in full wrestling gear. It lasted awhile and ended in a stalemate, which is good considering he's a legitimate tough guy and used to do MMA. I have no idea what we were fighting about.
 

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I had a dream that there was an alternate universe where a retired Brian Pillman was asked by Matthews if his client would win his match, then Pillman just cuts him off and proclaims that "if Anderson Silva were to get into the ring with me, I'd beat his BLACK ASS!" Then, he did the creepy smile and held up a four.
 

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Flipping channels on TV and seeing Vicki Guerrero out of character giving a speech about being a cancer survivor. ???
 

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You had a dream that Vickie Guerrero was a cancer survivor? That's pretty weird, man.
 

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Had a dream Eve moved in next door and for some reason she shot my dog with a BB gun ???
 

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Laz said:
You had a dream that Vickie Guerrero was a cancer survivor? That's pretty weird, man.

Since she was out of character and I didn't hear her reference her family at all, I'm going to suggest it was just someone whom looked like her, but that's close enough to warrant being here.

Still, yes a pretty weird and random dream non sequitur...
 

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I had a dream last night that TNA had an early '90s WWF reunion PPV. And they literally called it "An Early '90s WWF Reunion" or something similarly unimaginative. The entrance ramp was a ripoff of the '95/'96 era RAW set with the giant letters but the rest of the arena looked like a taping of WCW Worldwide, which is fair enough since that's what was taped in the IMPACT Zone in a previous life.

Tony Schiavone and DON WEST were the announcers, for some reason. The main event was Hulk Hogan (who weirdly enough was dressed in all white weightlifting gear for the match) Vs Big Poppa Pump, which sort of makes since they were both there in the early '90s but baffling in that they had completely different characters then. The only other match was a six man tag that opened the show that was "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Doink The Clown, and Bushwhacker Luke (accompanied by Bushwhacker Butch) Vs Rick Steiner and Demolition. Also Sting was there in the front row in full makeup. He was rocking his mid-late '90s pre-Crow look though and didn't bleach his hair again.


I woke up and thought "Well, I'd probably drop $30 to order a PPV like that IRL" and so would most of you.
 

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I had a dream where I went backstage at a WWE show and after the show, got to hang out in his hotel room with him and a mildly unattractive stripper that was trying to get the Straight Edge Experience. He was having none of it and tried to pass her off to me and she stormed out of the room at the suggestion. I was pretty upset myself that she was offended by the notion of having sex with me. Then I asked CM Punk to be on my public access show and he agreed. Then the dream ended and I was like
Charlie Brown - UGH!
 

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A couple years ago I had a doozie about a mid-90's FPS not unlike "Doom" or "Duke Nukem." You played Terry Funk, wielding a branding iron, trying to ward off Cactus Jack. I think I might learn to code a mod just to make Duke Nukem say, "YOU PIG! YOU EGG-SUCKIN' DOG! LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HORSE-TOOTHED BANANA-NOSED JERK! AHHH, MY EYEEEEE, LAWLER!"
 

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Had a dream last night where WWE did a Legends Royal Rumble on the undercard of the Elimination Chamber PPV. Everybody at my house in the dream were like "Why the fuck are they doing this at this PPV and not WrestleMania or THE ROYAL RUMBLE?" Anyway, we were all psyched for the match anyway but I got kind of pissed when they modified the rules so the match started off with three guys in the ring instead of two for time purposes. The match started out with Shawn Michaels (wearing his '94 era tights) and The New Headshrinkers for some reason even though Samu is still alive and well last I checked. Sionne and Fatu are about to eliminate HBK when DOINK enters in at #4 to make the save. We get a weird Doink and HBK-New Headshrinkers segment for a minute then #5 enters in and it's Davey Boy Smith.

JR screams "BY GOD! The British Bulldog has returned from the grave to win one last match!" Then the dream ended before I could see what zombie British Bulldog was going to do.
 

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WWE is coming here in a few weeks (afternoon of Slammiversary so I'm going to miss it) and I had a dream where they were advertising some absurd line up. I remember The Undertaker Vs Roman Reigns and Triple H Vs Randy Orton were advertised. Dream me knew it was bullshit since Taker or Triple H wouldn't do a house show in Augusta, Maine and they wouldn't do a face Vs face match on a house show. And besides, Triple H-Orton matches were always kind of lame. Then they also advertised that TV cameras would be there which led me to believe they were going to have some sort of title change and dream me was bummed out I already bought tickets for the TNA PPV in Boston.
 

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Had a weird one last night. It was a breakneck paced Coliseum-style comp featuring angles from some sort of alternate history. Some highlights:

  • A surprisingly intense bit involving Randy Savage irish-whipping Elizabeth by accident into a flagpole; there was an awful lot of blood for the Megapowers-era.
  • An overly excited and extremely unctuous Eric Bischoff solo-anchoring Superstars in 1992.
  • Weirdest of all, Yokozuna's 1993 run as champion was taken up by a greying, morbidly obese, and thoroughly not-dead Andre the Giant whose gimmick seemed to be like a shuffling, barely mobile Stone Cold Steve Austin. The highlight of this run was a tag match from a Wrestling Challenge taping between Andre, his partner/manager Bobby Heenan (who had a wicked Ken Patera 'fro) and Giant Gonzalez and his manager Paul Heyman (who for some reason, was the Paul Heyman of today). The match rapidly devolved into Andre and Giant Gonzales weakly giant swinging their managers into each other's knees and calves.

I must find this tape in real life.
 

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Kevin Nash hitting on a friend of mine. She was into it.

Woke up feeling confused and anxious.
 

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Had a dream where Santino did something - I don't know what - and some kid was really concerned he was going to be fired, but some older fan got kind of uppity and declared that Jack Tunney would not fire him because they're both from Toronto. He then felt a bit bad for ruining the illusion of Santino being from Italy.

Not only did President Jack Tunney not fire Santino, he gave him a world title match against Alberto Del Rio that took place in Toronto. The crowd was very quiet when Del Rio was on offense but went nuts when Santino did spots, which were mostly comedy. The big spot was the rolling pin, but instead of just doing it a few times like Eugene used to do, he made several spins around the ring. Spaceman Spiff made a post on TSM complaining about it, then I woke up.
 

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To combine posts from two other threads:

When the 20 man battle royal was announced on Raw in 199?, the final two would wrestle for the IC title the week after, I dreamed Razor Ramon would be one of the cowinners and eliminate Bam Bam Bigelow. That part came true. In the dream, 123 Kid was the other winner, but in reality Martel.


I dreamed all the black guys from high school band joined the Nation of Domination and kicked my ass. I told the guy next to me in class the next day and he laughed. He probably deducted cool points. This was when "cool points" were a thing. This guy kept a note pad and a tally of who gained and lost cool points during the course of a class hour.

I once dreamed I was in a midcard wrestle mania match against Chyna. The finale of the match involved a table spot and me jobbing. Mid match it was audible I would win by putting Chyna through the table. When I got on the ropes to jump, it was my mom's coffee table from her mother (died when Mom was 12). I could not break the coffee table.

Fucking sentimental bullshit in my Wrestlemania match.
 

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Don't let sentimental garbage get in the way of a WM payday, bro!
 

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I had a dream where I brought a dog to compete at some indy show held in someone's bedroom. The bookers wouldn't tell me who was supposed to win, so I guess it was a shoot fight. Probably for the best cause I couldn't control the dog at all. Unfortunately, the dream ended before the show started.
 

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This is a weird one: I had a dream that I was Tommy Dreamer and he was wrestling CM Punk in the main event of Wrestlemania. We were wrestling in a lumber yard in near my old house and puts Dreamer in the GTS. Dreamer gets out of it and tries to do the Dreamer Driver. Punk no sells it, trying to figure out what's going on, as he and Dreamer are miscommunicating. Then Stephanie shows up screaming at us and Wrestlemania is taken off the air.
 

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I had a rather interesting one last night where the lead singer for the band Fun. debuted in WWE as a heel manager and his first feud was with John Cena. His whole shtick was that he had photos and other evidence that would damage Cena's reputation. He also blurted out that Randy Orton was Dave Meltzer's inside source all along.

The dream ended just as Nikki Bella got on the Titantron and read a letter where it was revealed that she and Cena had gotten a divorce. I'm guessing this was her turning heel. Kane and a bunch of lawyers were with her. Kane was wearing his mask with his suit.

Honestly, Cena feuding with his own version of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan who sics heels after him is probably the only thing he hasn't done yet.
 

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I had a dream last week that I dad to write a ten page paper on why the AWA died.
 

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I had a dream I was watching highlights of a Lakers/Bulls game on SportsCenter and Chris Kaman flipped out after a B.S. foul call and started stomping around the court and doing Ryback's mannerisms (pretending to type, the "Feed Me More" arm gesture). Then the referees ejected him from the game and Steve Nash and Joakim Noah had to hold Kaman back from beating up the referees.

It's funny because me and Baby Shoes were talking about how funny it'd be if Kaman started acting like Ryback and then it happened in my dreams.
 

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King Kamala said:
I had a dream I was watching highlights of a Lakers/Bulls game on SportsCenter and Chris Kaman flipped out after a B.S. foul call and started stomping around the court and doing Ryback's mannerisms (pretending to type, the "Feed Me More" arm gesture). Then the referees ejected him from the game and Steve Nash and Joakim Noah had to hold Kaman back from beating up the referees.

It's funny because me and Baby Shoes were talking about how funny it'd be if Kaman started acting like Ryback and then it happened in my dreams.

oh man please tell me you record your dreams!
 

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I had a dream AJ Lee was still the RAW GM and she was trying to book the next show while she was completely oblivious to my attempts of hitting on her. Weird thing is, in the dream even I knew this was just a storyline, yet she was still acting like she was really in charge.
 

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Last night's dream: I was visiting my parents at their house, but my dad wasn't retired and still working and my mom was just walking in from the store. Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff followed her home from the store and had a buzz cut hair do. He apparently saw something he liked and wouldn't leave and began chain smoking. I decided to distract him by talking wrestling and showed him the unautographed picture I had of him from an indy show in the early 90s. Very fucking random.


2 weeks ago: I was world heavyweight champion and it was Wrestlemania XXX. I was sitting front row with my belt and family on the hard camera side watching the show until my match. My opponent? Children's book character Amelia Bedelia. Off the top of my head I neither know WHY she was in my subconscious nor do I know what she did wrong for me to dream I was facing her at Wrestlemania. It was literally the hand drawn version of her by Lynn Sweat. The bell rang, I grabbed her arm, gave her a Stan Hanson-esque lariant, and pinned her in a span of four seconds.

I have no idea.
 

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I occasionally dream that I'm going back to high school for a 2nd diploma (I went back to college for a second BA so probably why) but last night the dream had Stacy Keibler as a classmate. And we were exploring a relationship. It came out in the dream that she used to do porn before wrestling and I was able to procure some videos via torrents. In the videos she had really bad teeth, but used the porn money to fix them.

Somewhere in there I was also a WWE employee, at the HIAC ppv. There was very few in attendance so we moved down to the expensive seats and my wife was sitting front row behind the commentary booth.
 
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