2023 NFL Chat League: Draft 9/4/2023, 9:00 PM ET/6:00 PM PT

[Krankor]

I wish we could make minimum bid increment like $5.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

So they notify you. You just ignore them. Right.

Looking forward to tomorrow guys!

Okay then, I'm out. Shitty attitudes are a no-go. I wanted to go out this evening anyway.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Okay then, I'm out. Shitty attitudes are a no-go. I wanted to go out this evening anyway.

To be fair to CWM, your initial point came off that you weren't getting notifications at all. Not that you were just ignoring them/not opening them or clicking on them. There is a difference.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

when you ( @Sex Machine Gun )made a post that made it seem like you didn't get notifications people told you @Sex Machine Gun how the system worked in an effort to help. You (i've gotten bored with this so I'll stop) have done this same thing before with not getting email notifications for PM's and had a big bitch fit over it. So it was entirely reasonable for us to assume you were being incompetent as usual. I'm sorry that you were instead just being an asshole.

It's fine if you don't take part. You'd just have quit in mid chat and stormed off like you always do.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

2022 Projected Stats2021 Total Stats
This table shows the total fantasy points for all teams based on players they have drafted.

Rank	Team	Total	QB	WR	RB	TE	K	DEF
1	The Steelertards	3792.69	1086.69	1288.8	938.06	195.33	146.46	137.34
2	Garrett's Dandy Team	3791.17	773.42	1142.08	1351.38	245.1	156.47	122.7
3	Chat Cats	3748.05	1034.71	1206.92	1051.77	189	136.29	129.36
4	CWM's Roughnecks	3699.09	890.29	1073.99	944.16	506.58	148.87	135.21
5	SteakGrowsOnLynch	3694.32	1072.68	1049	1094.11	205.11	135.79	137.63
6	STING'S TEAM	3637.02	802.58	1218.23	947.74	387.41	159.16	121.88
7	The Hawk Foundation	3619.3	1031.61	1129.94	618.62	551.88	159.53	127.72
8	HSJs Achy Breaky Goff	3573.41	762.74	1312.16	705.87	480.12	153.96	158.56
9	Botz	3553.29	462.85	1076.71	1335.55	302.75	124.52	250.91
10	New England Patriots	3498.61	1086.02	1320.42	547.29	148.82	144.27	251.79

good draft guys. First time in ages that everyone showed up, so thanks!

 

[HSJ]

In light of drafting Cooper, I’ve renamed my team Two Girls One Kupp

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Does anyone want Deshaun Watson?

 

[Hawk 34]

Nah dawg you stuck with him

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

How dare you disrespect Botz's drafting?

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Stafford/Winston represent serious upside while my trio of WRs: Davante Adams, Keenan Allen, and Deebo are loaded as hell along with Hollywood Brown, DeVonta Smith, and Jameson Williams on the bench.

My RBs are all boom/bust guys reliant on scheme (James Conner) or injuries leading to bigger playing time (Darrell Henderson Jr, Kenneth Walker, and Kenneth Gainwell) and could easily be the downfall of my season.

My DTBC of Dallas and Pittsburgh could be solid though with Dallas being turnover heavy and the Steelers having some juicy matchups throughout the year.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

okay take it easy fam stop bragging about yourself.

like my man parcells i inherited a state of disarray but already made big moves to establish our new culture with the signing of mayfield who will be starting week one. we're a big believer in his upside, can't believe he was a free agent. welcome to your new life as a Parcells Guy.

 

[Hawk 34]

Don’t worry about HQ, my sources around the building tell me he is highly capable at starting but is profoundly disappointing with the end results.

 

[Krankor]

I always enjoy doing this auction draft for football. It's usually the last football draft I do of the season and the only auction style I do. Always a good time trying to stick autodrafters with various bums.

I drafted opposite of how I did last year with spending more on RB than WR. I also somehow ended up with 3 Bears, Fields/Mooney/Montgomery. That will give me more reason to be upset at the Bears on Sunday knowing that they are actively tanking 3 of my bench spots.

 

[Krankor]

Highest bids from the auction:

QB
$121 Justin Herbert
$113 Lamar Jackson
$92 Josh Allen
$91 Patrick Mahomes
$68 Kyler Murray
$55 Jalen Hurts

RB
$201 Jonathan Taylor
$152 Austin Eckler
$147 Najee Harris
$138 Christian McCaffrey
$114 Derrick Henry
$88 Javonte Williams
$80 Dalvin Cook
$80 Joe Mixon
$72 Alvin Kamara
$63 Leonard Fournette
$61 D'Andre Swift
$61 Saquon Barkley
$58 Nick Chubb

WR
$151 Ja'Marr Chase
$150 Justin Jefferson
$121 Cooper Kupp
$99 Michael Pittman Jr
$90 Davante Adams
$82 Stefon Diggs
$82 Deebo Samuel
$73 CeeDee Lamb
$66 Mike Williams
$65 Tee Higgins
$56 Tyreek Hill
$54 DeVonta Smith

TE
$87 Travis Kelce
$66 Kyle Pitts
$52 Mark Andrews

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

I'm proud to have by far the highest bid.

 

[Hawk 34]

I'm proud to have by far the highest bid.

So much for board improvements

 

[HSJ]

Not happy that I have the highest paid QB and TE but eh what can you do.

I also didn’t realize this was a two QB league until I set my lineup.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Listen, Parcells Guys, we do admire the confidence. It takes gumption to play a starter with zero points (Irv Smith Jr.), while still earning the win. All we ask is to please keep those flashy shenanigans to the early regular season. Try it in the playoffs and we're toast.

lmao that sounds like something Parcells would say.

also don't forget to set your lineups

 

[Mickey Massuco]

I got rid of watson, i woulda done it sooner but i forgot i had him. Parcells Guys are as much about character as anything else and that means HES GOTTA GO

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

wrong thread!

 

[HSJ]

12-0

The quest for the perfect season continues

 

[Krankor]

HSJ has a 12-0 streak going and is down 33 going into MNF with Olave & Godwin left to play. It could be possible!

 

[HSJ]

I’m sad because all week my gut was to play Geno over Tua, but Sunday morning I let yahoo change my mind and it cost me.

So close to a perfect season.

 

[MFer]

I’m sad because all week my gut was to play Geno over Tua, but Sunday morning I let yahoo change my mind and it cost me.

So close to a perfect season.

Hey, I still tried to let you have it, but MNF still played out in my favor (plus I needed the win way more!)

 

[HSJ]

God damn Cowboys

 

[HSJ]

Why are there conferences if the top 4 make the playoffs anyway?

 

[Mickey Massuco]

To add a little bit of CFL flavour

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

looks like the finals are

@Gert Vs @MFer

congrats guys

 

[HSJ]

So uhh we have to figure something out here for this finals.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

I'm waiting for the yahoo people to decide waht theyre doing but until then it is in the air