Get your ass on your phone and fix your fucking twitter right now! Part 3

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/Malcolmvelli/status/1243687356366028802

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/LanceHoyt/status/1243931453727084544
Lance Archer is doing a Twitter Q&A on his late '00s/early '10s WWE run.

Where you at, Baby Shoes?

 

[Baby Shoes]

I’d really want to ask him something but reading the questions to not double dip, all he is talking about is walking the ramp at Mania and the check for the video game. For like every question. All the check talk he must be trying to turn Braun babyface again.

 

[King Kamala]

It's too bad for their Twitter mini beef (and that they're in different companies) cause I feel like if I want fantasy booking for any current guy to face Braun, it'd be Lance Archer. Similar size and intensity but Archer can move around better. I think they'd have some fun hoss matches

 

[Valeyard]

Has he explained the tramp stamp yet?

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1244101862703448069
CM Punk, Umaga, and Shelton Benjamin sat in on an operation while they were visiting Afghanistan during one of their USO tours in the mid-late '00s.

I love the idea of CM Punk making his unimpressed face over some shoddy surgical work.

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/willospreay/status/1244421283829428224

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/ShamrockKen/status/1245049002749382657

Shamrock keeps pushing conspiracy theories on Twitter.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

guy with childhood of constant abuse and endless amounts of brain damage is paranoid at 55, who knew

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1245701326052392963
We are just the flecks of sweat flying off the body of a wrestler after being hit with a buckshot lariat, bruhs.

Also love that Hangman is eating pork rinds at 9:15 AM.

 

[King Kamala]

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/FreakGlitcha/status/1249483229045968896

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/wwerollins/status/1249414848355676165

 

[Laz]

https://twitter.com/FreakGlitcha/status/1249483229045968896

Hate to say it, but Russo isn't wrong. If you test for both then it will silence some of the 5g tinfoils.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1249752187074273280
Badasses always wiping assholes' ass

 

[Tino Standard]

https://twitter.com/wwecommunity/status/1249713258325520385

The replies are exactly what you would guess.

 

[Hawk 34]

I’d mark if they had every one wrestle in a mask and the AJ gloves now.

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/IVPvideos/status/1250039785332375552

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/DreamWWE/status/1250145726170087424

 

[Laz]

Adam Cole passes for a technical wrestler nowadays?

 

[HarleyQuinn]

https://twitter.com/VickieGuerrero/status/1250131816234844161

 

[Brocklock]

Bookdust vs Eddie and Benoit probably ruled

Planet Stasiak vs Stevie Richards is a main event anywhere in the country.

 

[Baby Shoes]

https://twitter.com/realkevinnash/status/1250324710065233920

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/TheCurtHawkins/status/1250521868899098626

 

[SFH]

https://twitter.com/bullyray5150/status/1250904919701413890

I don't get why he chose this picture for the joke other than the "I'm going to tell my kids..." trope all over social media. I still had a good chuckle.

EDIT:

Also this one:

https://twitter.com/bullyray5150/status/1248420810361954304

 

[King Kamala]

https://twitter.com/ReneeYoungWWE/status/1251200292072427522

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/1251193946727952384

 

[Mickey Massuco]

lmao

 

[Master Thrasher]

https://twitter.com/GlennJacobsTN/status/1251536361573822464

 

[vivisectvi]

https://twitter.com/nicaanne/status/1251957048847278081