CXF Fantasy Football 2022 - League Champ is MFer!

[Krankor]

Free agent budgets are reset to $200 for the regular season!

 

[Krankor]

My team is starting the year off strong with 0 pts out of my starting RB.

 

[Krankor]

My team is 0-3 and going nowhere.

Dalvin Cook/Mattison combo on the trade block.
Mac Jones on the trade block also.

Looking for a 2023 1st's to get started plus some sort of player(s). I'm not in a big rush to trade them, but they will get dealt before the trade deadline. I'll keep adding guys to my trade block as the season goes on.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

How the fuck does the top ranked, only undefeated team have the second fewest points?

 

[Krankor]

Trade:
St Gabe receives QB Mac Jones and RB Cam Akers
Krankor receives QB Trey Lance and St Gabe's 2023 1st round pick

 

[Krankor]

My updated trade block:

QB Jacoby Brissett - If you need a bye week QB, he could fill that role. Not looking for much in return, probably a 4th rd pick would be good enough.

QB Russell Wilson - Want a bigger name than Brissett? How about Wilson. Looking for a 2023 1st rd pick, maybe some sort of upside player in return.

RB Dalvin Cook/Alexander Mattison - Want to trade them together. Looking for a 2023 1st to get started. Maybe also an additional pick in return.

WR Rashod Bateman - I have quite a few WRs and he isn't going to be in my 2023 plans so he can get moved.

 

[Krankor]

Trade:
909 receives RB Dalvin Cook and WR Rashod Bateman
Krankor receives QB Bailey Zappe, RB Chuba Hubbard, and 909's 2023 1st round draft pick

 

[909]

Yup. I think I'm not gonna make any trades from here on and let this shit ride. The worst players on my bench are pretty good players so I have no ability to further upgrade.

 

[Krankor]

Steak with 246.42 god damn points this week.

I need to do some point total grinding sometime and see what the all time single game records for this league are.

 

[Krankor]

Been meaning to compile this list for awhile. Slight asterisk given to games after 2021 because we added an extra starting spot specifically for TE.

MFer came within 0.83 points this week of setting the all time single game record. There could end up being a stat correction, so I'll have double check the score at the end of the week. For now the record is still held by Linx. He set it in the championship playoffs semi-finals way back in 2013.

Best two week stretch of all time, 2021 Week 5 & 6 by Steak, 251.18 & 243.58. MFer with a close second with his current 2022 run of week 9 & 10 in 218.24 & 259.50.

If MFer hits the 200 point threshold in Week 11, that will be a first for the league.

You would also think that all of these 200 point totals have resulted in wins, there are 2 that actually resulted in a loss. Myself and BZ hold those dubious honors.

CXF NFL Keeper League 200 Point Club
*2010 Season through Week 10 of 2022*

260.32 - Linx "XFL Allstars" - 2013 ChampSFs
259.50 - MFer "Black Lions Matter" - 2022 Wk10
251.18 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnFields" - 2021 Wk5
248.58 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnFields" - 2021 Wk1
246.42 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnFields" - 2022 Wk8
243.96 - Roy "Lick My Luck Pump" - 2014 Wk8
243.58 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnFields" - 2021 Wk6
242.82 - Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2021 Wk14
239.02 - Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2017 Wk11
238.32 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnCutler"- 2010 Wk13
233.64 - Krankor "Mel Kiper Jr Jr" - 2020 Wk8
228.72 ‐ Hawk "Hawks Squadron" - 2021 ConFinals
228.64 - Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2017 Wk3
227.30 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnTrubisky" - 2020 Wk12
227.12 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnTrubisky" - 2020 ChampSFs
226.08 ‐ Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2013 Wk8
226.02 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnMitchell" - 2019 Wk1
226.00 - Broward "Houston 1836" - 2014 Wk12
224.22 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnTrubisky" - 2020 Wk7
223.46 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnCutler" - 2017 ChampQFs
223.16 - Edwin "RetardeSean Jackson" - 2018 Wk1
223.16 ‐ Chewbie "Kniola City Chiefs" - 2018 Wk4
222.46 - Flik "Deadlast Champs" - 2016 Wk12
221.72 - StGabe "Untreated Depression" - 2018 Wk10
219.52 ‐ Edwin "RetardeSean Jackson" - 2018 Wk5
219.02 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnFields" - 2022 Wk2
218.78 ‐ MFer "Black Lions Matter" - 2021 Wk5
218.50 - MFer "Black Lions Matter" - 2022 Wk1
218.46 - Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2020 Wk4
218.24 - MFer "Black Lions Matter" 2022 Wk9
217.48 ‐ Krankor "Mel Kipers Cap Hell" - 2014 ChampQFs
217.16 - MontanaToRice "Marion Indians" - 2022 Wk5
217.04 ‐ Flik "Fliks Flamingos" - 2019 Wk11
216.38 ‐ Flik "Fliks Flamingos" - 2019 Wk5
216.34 ‐ Chewbie "Kniola City Chiefs" - 2018 Wk12
215.54 ‐ Roy "TAINT BANTA-CAIN" - 2010 Wk11
214.68 - Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2018 Wk8
213.68 ‐ Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2019 Wk8
213.63 - 909 "Kings of Crunk" - 2014 Wk12
212.88 - Will Scarlet "Harringtons Heroes" - 2018 Wk4
212.70 - MontanaToRice "Marion Indians" - 2022 Wk4
211.02 ‐ 909 "Purple Drank" - 2010 Wk12
210.88 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnCutler" 2014 Wk9
210.58 ‐ MontanaToRice "Flamingos" - 2021 Wk6
209.80 - Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2018 Wk11
208.74 - Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2016 Wk12
207.64 ‐ O.G. "TheChampsAreHere" - 2020 Wk6
207.38 ‐ Hawk "Hawk's Squadron" - 2013 ChampFinals3rdPG
207.36 - Edwin "RetardeSean Jackson" - 2015 Wk12
207.30 - Krankor "Mel Kiper Jr Jr" - 2020 Wk3
207.24 ‐ Flik "Flamingos" - 2017 Wk7
207.18 - Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2014 Wk13
207.08 - Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2018 Wk10
206.94 - Edwin "RetardeSean Jackson" - 2015 Wk3
206.82 - Flik "Deadlast Champs" - 2016 Wk3
206.86 ‐ BlackFlagg "Springfield Atoms" - 2018 Wk3
206.48 ‐ Hawk "Hawk's Squadron" - 2013 ChampQFs
206.42 ‐ Krankor "Mel Kiper Holdouts" - 2012 Wk8
206.18 - MontanaToRice "Flamingos" - 2021 Wk12
205.88 - Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2022 Wk1
205.80 - 909 "Kings of Crunk" - 2014 ChampFinals3rdPG
205.80 - Steak "SteakGrowsOnFields" - 2021 Wk4
205.64 - Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2012 Wk6
205.30 - Dirt "Rat Bastards" - 2021 Wk14
204.34 ‐ BrooklynZoo "Cheddar Goblins" - 2020 ConSFs
204.14 ‐ Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2013 Wk4
204.06 ‐ Brooklyn Zoo "Cheddar Goblins" - 2021 Wk2
203.92 ‐ Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2011 Wk12
203.92 - Hawk "Hawks Squadron" - 2022 Wk2
203.54 ‐ Hawk "Hawks Squadron" - 2019 ChampFinals3rdPG
202.96 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnCutler" - 2013 Wk4
202.90 ‐ Brooklyn Zoo "Cheddar Goblins" - 2021 Wk5 ‐ LOSS
202.82 - Krankor "Mel Kiper Jr Jr" - 2017 ChampQFs - LOSS
202.78 - Roy "Lick My Luck Pump" - 2013 Wk9
202.70 - StGabe "Practice Team 34.5" - 2020 Wk13
202.58 ‐ Steak "SteakGrowsOnCutler" - 2012 ConQFs
202.54 ‐ HarleyQuinn "Gotham Harlequins" - 2019 Wk13
201.76 - 909 "Kings of Crunk" - 2021 Wk8
201.68 ‐ Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2011 Wk13
201.66 - Flik "Fliks Flamingos" - 2019 Wk8
201.60 ‐ Krankor "Mel Kiper Jr Jr" - 2019 Wk12
201.52 - O.G. "The Champs Are Here" - 2017 Wk5
201.26 ‐ Kotz "All-Pro Pop Stars" - 2021 Wk3
200.92 - StGabe "Untreated Depression" - 2018 Wk7
200.78 ‐ Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2011 ChampSFs
200.68 ‐ Hawk "Hawk's Squadron" - 2012 Wk11
200.42 - Krankor "Mel Kipers Cap Hell" - 2015 Wk12
200.38 ‐ Cartman "Pawtucket Patriots" - 2010 Wk1

 

[Hawk 34]

Appreciate that info and would love to see the inverse list of the all time shitting the bed efforts down the road.

 

[Krankor]

There were quite a few sub 100 games. Sub 100 is usually an automatic L. Shitting the bed might be either 75 and under or 50 and under. I am curious who holds the record for worst all time game, with actually trying.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

Blew my wad on Christian Watson, not sure what the other bids were. I gotta get SOME stack to make up for losing Kupp.

 

[Krankor]

WR Darnell Mooney
WR Wan'Dale Robinson
RB Brian Robinson Jr
RB Chuba Hubbard
TE Cade Otton
QB Bailey Zappe
QB Jacoby Brissett
QB Russell Wilson

All still available for trade.

 

[909]

Just had to use three roster spots on Jets QB's lirl. Probably gonna have to keep it that way too!

 

[Krankor]

Well that loss this week officially finishes my team off from any chance to reach the consolation tournament. Scored the 3rd highest points this week, still taking an L. My top QB Jacoby Brissett is basically done for the year with Watson back. That means I'm stuck with just Russell Wilson these last two games. These will be the last two games Russ plays for my team. Don't know who my 2023 QB will be, but I won't be riding with Russ.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I'm about to fall from a first round bye to dogfighting my way through every game possible thanks to Rodgers/Watson being on bye in Week 14. Losing my Rams stack killed me this season.

 

[Krankor]

Championship:
BYES: #1 Steak, #2 MFer
#3 Hawk vs #6 Brooklyn Zoo
#4 Kotz vs #5 909

Consolation:
BYES: #7 MontanaToRice, #8 Will Scarlet
#9 O.G. vs #12 Dirt
#10 Chewbie vs #11 St Gabe

 

[909]

Deebo went down at the worst time. I'm gonna need some miracles.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Thank god this miserable excuse for a season ended!

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

It's my own fucking fault I lost, I really thought I'd put Rodgers back into my lineup after his bye instead of a Seattle RB who didn't even goddamn play, and whose game was so early in the week it fucked me. I couldn't have won this league without my Stafford/Kupp stack anyway.

GRAHHHHHHH ANOTHER FUCKING YEAR WASTING A GOOD TEAM

 

[Krankor]

Championship:
SEMI-FINALS
#1 Steak vs #5 909
#2 MFer vs #3 Hawk

QUARTERFINALS
BYES: #1 Steak, #2 MFer
#3 Hawk defeats #6 Brooklyn Zoo - 189.52 to 119.90
#5 909 defeats #4 Kotz - 144.75 to 107.40

Consolation:
SEMI-FINALS
#7 MontanaToRice vs #10 Chewbie
#8 Will Scarlet vs #9 O.G.

QUARTERFINALS
BYES: #7 MontanaToRice, #8 Will Scarlet
#9 O.G. defeats #12 Dirt - 110.16 to 106.14
#10 Chewbie defeats #11 St Gabe - 179.50 to 165.06

 

[Hawk 34]

After two successful consolation tournament appearances, it’s refreshing to have an opportunity to get waxed by MF in the big boy tournament.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

Even if I had remembered to put Rodgers in as my second QB I still would have lost. That's how much my team shit the bed. Devin White, a goddamn LB, outscored virtually all of my skill positions.

 

[909]

Zach Wilson definitely cost me this shit.

 

[Hawk 34]

Blowing my load in the semi finals, super excited to get de-pantsed next week by the runaway train that is steak.

 

[Hawk 34]

Lol jinxed my own self I deserve it

 

[Krankor]

Championship:
FINALS
#1 Steak vs #2 MFer

SEMI-FINALS
#1 Steak defeats #5 909 - 190.32 to 134.24
#2 MFer defeats #3 Hawk - 182.22 to 174.36

QUARTERFINALS
BYES: #1 Steak, #2 MFer
#3 Hawk defeats #6 Brooklyn Zoo - 189.52 to 119.90
#5 909 defeats #4 Kotz - 144.75 to 107.40

Consolation:
FINALS
#8 Will Scarlet vs # 10 Chewbie

SEMI-FINALS
#10 Chewbie defeats #7 MontanaToRice - 189.36 to 95.80
#8 Will Scarlet defeats #9 O.G. - 175.96 to 174
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QUARTERFINALS
BYES: #7 MontanaToRice, #8 Will Scarlet
#9 O.G. defeats #12 Dirt - 110.16 to 106.14
#10 Chewbie defeats #11 St Gabe - 179.50 to 165.06

 

[Hawk 34]

The whole season I’ve continuously picked the wrong RB combo and it did me in at the end. This is the proper finals matchup anyways. Two proper heavyweights, me in the finals would’ve been like the Jags in the soup.

 

[MFer]

I almost goofed by not benching my Jags receivers in a tough match-up, but my other guys picked me up. Let's see how this prizefight turns out!