Elon Musk's Twitter aka Elon is a father who gets lots of sex

[Gary]

Elon Musk Under Fire After X Apparently Purges Popular Left-Wing Critics: ‘Taking Off the Free Speech Mask’

Elon Musk’s X/Twitter platform began suspending the accounts of prominent left-wing journalists and bloggers late on Monday night and into Tuesday.

www.mediaite.com

a true warrior for free speech

 

[Gary]

X hits number one in App Store as leaked Drake nude goes viral

X said it is “actively monitoring the situation.”

www.theverge.com

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/s/bwbuK4358W

This is the only (at least somewhat) intentionally funny thing Elon Musk has ever done.

Imagine being such an annoying nerd that you bother Elon Musk.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1761451718535987656

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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[snuffbox]

The edgy thing to do is grab your ankles in defense of this guy because he doesn't work, doesn't produce, was given everything by his parents and others, and is under the thumb of pills and shit.

 

[snuffbox]

I mean, is that Elon Musk or Porky Pig? I can't tell them apart(heid).

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Twitter's CEO Had Already Been Selling Ads for the Don Lemon Show That Elon Musk Suddenly Canceled

X CEO Linda Yaccarino sold ads for the show with Don Lemon that Elon Musk canceled at CES in January. A contract was never even signed.

futurism.com

CWM will feel super vindicated if Don Lemon is the one to take down the great Musk ox.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

I will?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

You being a Don Lemon superfan might be one of those things that I made up that I just decided was real in my head for some reason.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

yeah that was not a thing. I thought he did some good coverage of the BLM protests which you might have seen us talking about in the chat because that was when you showed up a few times. But I also thought he was a moron for all the dumb stuff he said about other things.

 

[Valeyard]

I liked him well enough as far as pundits go. He's no SE Cupp but she was sent from heaven.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Don Lemon demanded Tesla Cybertruck, $5M advance, equity in X before Elon Musk canned him: sources

Ex-CNN anchor demanded X foot the bill for a private jet flight to Las Vegas and a private suite in Sin City for him and his fiance, sources said.

nypost.com

CWM’s favorite journalist strikes a hard bargain.

 

[Dandy]

If the guy asked for a Cybertruck, he is 100% guilty of horrible taste.

Ooooh, Kamala, workshop a joke with Cybertruck being a lemon, and that being Don’s last name.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Right-Wingers Push Absurd Lie About Haitian Cannibal Invasion

Refugees are fleeing violence in Haiti, and right-wing influencers are fear-mongering about a supposed 'cannibal invasion'

www.rollingstone.com

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Ooooh, Kamala, workshop a joke with Cybertruck being a lemon, and that being Don’s last name.

I’ll run it by my joke writer Gags Beasley.

 

[Valeyard]

Lemon clearly was asking for all kinds of shit just he didn't think he'd get. No one wants equity in X.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

 

[BruiserBrody]

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1779935538490884130

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/19/business/tesla-cybertruck-recall/index.html

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1786101983163867490

Big news for evil people that are also incredibly annoying

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/03/elon-musk-nick-fuentes-x-account

What a GD maroon. Even Burning Man banned guns after the first year.

 

[Epic for Springs]

His reasoning for doing so isn't the worst: having him reinstated where he can easily be discredited sounds better than him spouting whatever nonsense to whoever listens with no one to stop him HOWEVER, whoever already likes this clown isn't going to stop supporting him because of "Community Notes" or whatever.

 

[BruiserBrody]

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Elon Musk says he listens to podcasts about the fall of civilization to fall asleep

Billionaire Tesla boss has long theorised that artificial intelligence, declining birth rates or a ‘single world government’ could lead to the collapse of civilization

www.independent.co.uk

I guess he is looking to expedite the process?

 

[Valeyard]

I didn't know they made Clifford audiobooks let alone about dystopian futures.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://www.mysanantonio.com/business/article/elon-musk-tesla-lawsuit-19503807.php

 

[Epic for Springs]

Likes are now hidden so now I don't have to feel bad about my likes giving me a life sentence in horny jail.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

only until he changes his mind and makes then viewable again.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://meidasnews.com/news/eu-moves-towards-huge-fine-of-x-over-blue-checks-transparency

 

[Gary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1815110917933138241

He's taking recent news well