I've enjoyed watching celebrities of various levels of fame come out and say that they did not pay for the blue verification checkmark they have. You know you're super smart at teh business when people feel compelled to make sure the public know they did not pay for your product. That's just pure business genius levels of smartness on display, and I don't know that it can be topped, because the god damned AUSCHWITZ MEMORIAL's twitter account also decided that it needed to make sure the public knows they did not pay for this company's product. It's also currently their pinned tweet.
I would credit him as galaxy brained, but he'll need to build a new launch pad first before he can explode into the galaxy, so for the moment I guess he's just crater brained.