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Fast Food Burger Shootout

Mickey Massuco

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That all sounds fucking disgusting this folder sucks now buncha trash food men we can’t talk about anything other than McDonald’s filet o Big Macs

I have no motivation to post about real food, and I can’t keep catering to the tacopass demographic. I’m tapping out.
 

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Beware of Bootleg Burger Kings in Pittsburgh.
I missed Cracked doing an article on this a few years back.

Wonder if @The Art of Postin' ever went to the McDonalds where a guy brought his own desktop to watch porno.
 

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That time Oscar and Grimace fucked....
 

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I used to eat 2 big-assed triple cheeseburgers and nine-piece jalapeno poppers with a large Coke or Pepsi (ice-cold, mind you) at Carl's Jr. back when I was still living with my mother whenever my mother was having her nails done at the local nail salon. Boy, would I be stuffed in the end.
 

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I had In-N-Out for the first time while I was in Vegas two weeks ago. It was good but I'd rank it below Shake Shack and maybe Five Guys. Those animal style fries were on point, though.

Going to San Fran in two weeks. Going to give In-N-Out another shot. Will it take the top slot as America's best fast food burger? Stay tuned!
 

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Got to get the fries animal-style. Not as bad as their reputation but they're still v. boring plain.

They kind of remind me of Burger King fries in the '90s. Bland, bland, bland.
 

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Any Culvers fans here? Probably the fast food place I go to most. There's something special about buns being buttered.....

Anyhow, maybe the best fast food burger I've ever had returned recently. Its called the Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger, and this is some epic stuff, guys.

Fuckin three cheeses on two patties, with a fantastic garlic aoli sauce for condiments, and on a goddamn toasted CHEDDAR BUN.

GET IN MY MOUF!!!!
 

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When McD's first announced the "adult" Happy Meal I assumed they were going to offer a retro toy or gimmick, not a McD universe figure with 4 eyes. That could have been the regular Happy Meal offering.
Gimmick must have worked though as supposedly the sales are booming from what I saw on Reddit.
 

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I am definitely a Culver's fan. I had their double cheeseburgers as well as their chili cheese fries. I also love the Ultimate Cheeseburgers and loaded tacos from Jack in the Box. Wendy's has good burgers as well.
 

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NOOOOOOOOOOO! Btw, McRib is already selling here locally. Been for the past few weeks.

Back to some Culvers love, they recently had the "Curderburger" which is basically one large cheese curd patty on top of the burger, and goddamn! It was probably the most high caloric burger you can get (especially with a double patty, which I then put the curd patty in between them) but it was lucious. Reminded me kind of like a Juicy Lucy, a Minnesota staple.
 

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