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McGriddles can shove a McMuffin up their ass and fuck off while they're doing it
 

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McGriddles are good once in a while but I just don't want that sweetness in a breakfast sandwich. Croissanwich is something you can enjoy every day, at least until you die of a massive heart attack.
 

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Though it wasn't the one with the bacon. That's too much.

That's the only crosammie worth eating, heathen
 

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McGriddles are one of those grossly delicious items. It's something worth having like once every two years or so.
 

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If everyone tried Wendy's breakfast there wouldn't even be a conversation anymore. By far the best.
 

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If everyone tried Wendy's breakfast there wouldn't even be a conversation anymore. By far the best.

I still prefer the McGriddle, but it has been a couple of years since I've had one. Wendy's is okay and I wish they just served their homefries all the time. They are way better than their regular french fries.
 

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Croissan'wiches aren't even real croissants, they're croissant-shaped buns.
 
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Fucking scam. More like Croifraudwiches.
 

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How about Dunkin' Doughnuts breakfast sammiches? They're pretty much what I usually get as I'm rarely awake in time for BK or McDonalds breakfast.
 
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I usually get croissant egg, cheese and ham or bacon at Dunkin Donuts.
 

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DD just can't stick around here where I live for whatever reason. We had a couple briefly in my town, but they were gone almost as quick as they came. Sucks too, the only place in town I could get a breakfast sandwich any time of the day. I really liked their hash rounds the most, though
 

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DD just can't stick around here where I live for whatever reason. We had a couple briefly in my town, but they were gone almost as quick as they came. Sucks too, the only place in town I could get a breakfast sandwich any time of the day. I really liked their hash rounds the most, though
Really? That just sounds weird to me, of course I'm in New England where Dunkin' is borderline a religion, think there's 4 of them within a mile of me.
 

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Burger King's hash rounds > DD's
 
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There's like four within a block here
 

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BlackFlagg said:
alfdogg said:
DD just can't stick around here where I live for whatever reason. We had a couple briefly in my town, but they were gone almost as quick as they came. Sucks too, the only place in town I could get a breakfast sandwich any time of the day. I really liked their hash rounds the most, though
Really? That just sounds weird to me, of course I'm in New England where Dunkin' is borderline a religion, think there's 4 of them within a mile of me.
Dunkin' is vile. I'd equate it on par with Coffee Time up here in Canada.

Burger-wise, there's a place 5 minutes from my workplace that does a patty melt consisting of a grilled cheese w/ American, Brie, 6oz Ground Beef, sauteed onions, and something that resembles the Gak from Lick's. I don't know if this counts as fast food, but it's likely a heart attack on Texas toast, and it's real tasty.
 

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alfdogg said:
DD just can't stick around here where I live for whatever reason. We had a couple briefly in my town, but they were gone almost as quick as they came. Sucks too, the only place in town I could get a breakfast sandwich any time of the day. I really liked their hash rounds the most, though

Doesn't Muncie have one? There's one in Ft. Wayne that persists. Oddly enough, Fort Wayne's Krispy Kreme went under.
 

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Dunkin' Donuts stranglehold on New England is downright odd. They had a strange hold on the coffee and donuts scene here up until very, very recently. Outside of one great, divey local donut place that's been around since the 40s, if you wanted to go to a coffee and donuts place, it had to be Dunkin Donuts or Tim Horton's (who is a distant, distant 2nd). We just got an artisinal/hipster donut shop that's supposedly pretty good so that gives me another option if I want a really good donut.

Krispy Kreme bombed in auspiciously rapid fashion when they tried to go to the Boston area. It was so swift that I had to wonder if Dunkin' Donuts has connections to the Providence Crime Family or something. Krispy Kreme's run in New England was up there with that year where everybody here decided to open a Quizno's in the mid '00s for Most Spectacular Regional Fast Food Failures.
 

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In Michigan, I'm lucky to find one Dunkin Donuts in town. I move to upstate NY, and they're all around. Regarding Krispy Kreme, it seems like their stores bombed all across the U.S.
 
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Agent of Oblivion said:
alfdogg said:
DD just can't stick around here where I live for whatever reason. We had a couple briefly in my town, but they were gone almost as quick as they came. Sucks too, the only place in town I could get a breakfast sandwich any time of the day. I really liked their hash rounds the most, though

Doesn't Muncie have one? There's one in Ft. Wayne that persists. Oddly enough, Fort Wayne's Krispy Kreme went under.


Not that I know of, but I could be wrong.
 

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Dunkin Donuts is pretty much non-existant in Southern California. However there are still some Krispy Kreme stores in Southern California.

Mom and pop donut shops seem to be more popular around here anyways.
 

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Now that you mention it, there are a lot of independently owned donut places opening around here, too.
 

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Dunkin Donuts runs NY too. In a nearby village, there are two of them. Mr. Donut tried to break in, but didn't last.
 

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Dunkin' Donuts aren't even that good. And this is coming from someone who is not a donut snob. I think even Dunkin Donuts recognizes that. Maybe like 10% of their ad campaigns these days are centered around their namesake and the other 90% is about how everybody loves their coffee for some reason or whatever their new sandwich/wraps are.

I feel like they've way overexpanded their menu in the past few years though. Nobody goes to Dunkin Donuts for a personal pizza or tuna fish sandwich.
 
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