King Kamala
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Rest assured this will probably be the worst thing I ever post here. The King’s Hand... an M&M Cookie stuffed with Greek Salad.
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Food Thread of the Damned (Kamala)
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SFH
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No more drugs, for that man.
Mickey Massuco
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This is worth banning someone over. I didn’t see the pic but even just reading Kamalas description, jfc.
Mickey Massuco
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stop trolling me man
How is that Shitelina's from last night holding up, brother?
Baby Shoes
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I don’t even know what to say anymore. I try to bring Kamala back to Earth and these days he acts as if I’m killing his vibe. This guy should be disgraced for making this exist but in many ways, Kamala is much worse for putting attention on this monstrosity.
Mickey Massuco
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Actually I just took a regular shit, and I feel good otherwise. Perhaps you’re not gonna be the only frozen food connoisseur on this board, bub.
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I had to stop going into the pizza thread because of an abomination Kamala posted that made me gag any time I opened it up. I had to quickly scroll down his first post here, too. Enough is enough.
King Kamala
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I feel like the thread title is sufficient enough warning that you were going to see something horrible
And thinking about it more, I'd probably rather eat this than the school lunch pizza that presumably was the one that almost made BZ post.
And thinking about it more, I'd probably rather eat this than the school lunch pizza that presumably was the one that almost made BZ post.
Mickey Massuco
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Not only is he defending it he’s ruining my reaction score with these oh reallys smfh
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This is an abomination of proportions so grand that I hereby nominate Kamala as the next pariah.
Mickey Massuco
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Kamala congrats bro you finally got that POTY title you always wanted.
King Kamala
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Somehow this is all the direct result of @cobainwasmurdered not bringing back the Porno folder when we asked him!
i have no memory of that but the lsd folder got basically no posts and when it did it was generally someone posting gross stolen videos/pics that we had to delete. It also interfered with ads (when they work) and people who were too dumb to stay out of it during work hours.
This thread is disgusting.
This thread is disgusting.
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Finally a thread title suitable for KING Kamala...
he's going to start watching old price is right episodes from the start to learn the patterns so he can win big when this is over and live blog them.
King Kamala
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Well...it had a good 10 hours with the record.
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Is this worse than the deep fried stick of butter they serve at fairs??
I watched the competitive eaters devour tubs of butter once and gagged,
King Kamala
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Yeah. Pretty much anything battered and fried will taste at least tolerable. Just eating two sticks of buttered smothered in soy sauce with a spoon just seems nasty.
King Kamala
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@BruiserBrody , does a Lutzke Family Christmas involve raw meat sandwiches?
I knew raw meat on rye bread was a think in Scandinavia and Eastern Europe but I didn't know anyone was dumb enough to eat it Stateside. Makes a lot of sense though that it would be GD Wisconsin!
I knew raw meat on rye bread was a think in Scandinavia and Eastern Europe but I didn't know anyone was dumb enough to eat it Stateside. Makes a lot of sense though that it would be GD Wisconsin!
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I have heard of such things, I can't recall seeing it personally. My Grandpa told me he used to go in the slaughter house and eat the pig meat as they hung. This was his excuse for how/why he would eat raw bacon when it came from the store (when he was an old man).
King Kamala
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Closest worst thing I have to that is I had an uncle who used to chomp down on uncooked hot dogs but I don't feel like that's as bad as straight up eating raw meat.
I have had steak tartare once or twice and I can see appeal but it's nothing really I want to go out of my way to eat. Just cook it a bit god dammit.
I have had steak tartare once or twice and I can see appeal but it's nothing really I want to go out of my way to eat. Just cook it a bit god dammit.
King Kamala
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Not sure how healthy that BM is tbh.
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SFH
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Friend went to a four year culinary school to become a chef. Part of the education plan is to eat raw ground beef. I thought that was the beginning and end of that nonsense until I opened this thread.