Get your ass on your phone and fix your fucking twitter right now! Part 3

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1625870631370735617

 

[Dandy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1626289973421801473

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1625870631370735617

Am I the only one who thinks the Gwildor look is awful for a non comedy "top guy" worker?

I didn't like hairy Bryan Danielson either.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Insert photo of Mid South era Jim Dugan and @BruiserBrody huffing.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Insert photo of Mid South era Jim Dugan and @BruiserBrody huffing.

Duggan looked like a redneck biker and was a legit offensive lineman for SMU, so he had natural bulk.

If Sami Zahn was booked to murder commies, I might let it slide.

--
See also Bruiser Brody. Legit monster. Adds to the aura.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Insert photo of Mid South era Jim Dugan and @BruiserBrody huffing.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1627193475522523137

 

[Valeyard]

If you're able to be that over and work that hard it doesn't matter.

Savage looked homeless as fuck when you take away the gear.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1627393925345337344

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1627855129608179713

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1627704075033759744

 

[alkeiper]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1631459174138691585

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1633961871110819840

 

[909]

I laughed so fuckin hard at Hobbs' response.

 

[Tino Standard]

Now there is some long-term storytelling!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1341842120567623681

 

[Tino Standard]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1639437884485926912

Edit: Apparently this is a 7-year-old copypasta. Alrighty then.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3dpeit

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1639376161284161537

 

[alfdogg]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1643067735356715009

Possible Bad Wrestling Fan Takes crosspost?

 

[909]

Bret
Owen
Piper
Edge
Jericho

Bailey is too good of a wrestler to have opinions that bad

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

There’s only four people on Mt. Rushmore.

I’d say Bret, Piper, Jericho, Edge.

KO and Zayn are only at the halfway to two thirds point of their career though. I wouldn’t be surprised if KO edged out, erm, Edge at the end of the day but I don’t think i would give it to him now. I think this AEW run has cemented Jericho’s spot.

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

These last couple'a posts have given me the idea to show someone unfamiliar with wrestling several amazing Benoit matches and then reveal what happened in the end.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

If Thomas Jefferson can be on the actual Mount Rushmore then Benoit can be on the fake one.

 

[Hawk 34]

Owens and Zayn aren’t even the best French Canadians so they can’t make this arbitrary ranking.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Bret Hart
Roddy Piper
Abdullah The Butcher
Yvon Robert or Maurice Vachon

Bret and Roddy are the biggest Canadian born stars ever and extremely influential. Abby was a huge international star and had a big impact on styles of wrestling. Maurice Vachon and Yvon Robert are the two biggest Quebec stars and were big international names.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

Also wikipedia lists Brock Lesnar as Canadian so we're claiming him too

 

[Valeyard]

Bret, Jericho, Edge, Piper. Easy.

They have a shot at the tag team Mt. Rushmore, I guess.

 

[tekcop]

Yeah. It's Bret, Piper, Abby, and then whoever.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

If Thomas Jefferson can be on the actual Mount Rushmore then Benoit can be on the fake one.

Idk if I can put Benoit on it even getting past the familicide.

 

[Hawk 34]

Y’all put more respect on the Model and Pat Patterson.

 

[Valeyard]

You could argue that in the years since Benoit has been overshadowed by other Canadians anyway.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Y’all put more respect on the Model and Pat Patterson.

Yeah, I mean if we are talking overall influence on the biz and not just their in ring career then Pat Patterson definitely belongs.