Impact Wrestling in Spring-Fall 2021: Not just an AEW Farm Team! We've got NJPW guys now too!

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

411MANIA | Note On Impact Planning Title Change At Recent Tapings

Impact Wrestling continues its march towards Under Siege on May 14, and the company may be considering a title change on the road to the event.

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Honestly, that's a p. cool idea. I feel like that's something the promotions running taped fanless shows should have been doing all along. "one of the titles will change but we aren't going to tell you which one!"

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1390228568672817163

How often do you think Bully calls Taz and tells him to tell Tony Khan that he is very available to do something for AEW?

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

About as often as that Twitter user looks in the mirror and realizes they, themselves, are the mark.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I can never remember which members of wrestling Twitter are problematic so I guess I should just assume it's all of them.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Jordynne Grace is resigning with Impact for a multi year deal and announced she is going to have a monthly column in Pro Wrestling Illustrated.

DOUKI is @Laz preemptively striking me before I make any other comments about the lovely and strong Ms. Grace

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Well, when you're right? You're right.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Cards that don't warrant a thread. I actually plan on watching this too, albeit not live but sometime early next week! I'm going to see a movie for the first time in 16 months Saturday night. Seeing Bob Odenkirk wreck motherfuckers in its last week in theaters overrides second tier Impact PPVs.

And yet still, I got to say, whatever you think of the AEW/NJPW crossovers. The lineups for these Impact Plus specials really have gotten to be PPV level in the last few months. We can complain that AEW's barely mentioned Impact but Omega's shown up a lot more on Impact than I expected him too.

Impact Wrestling Under Siege
May 15th, 2021
From Gateway Studios in Nashville, Tennessee

Six Way Match to determine the #1 Contender for the Impact World Title
Chris Bey Vs Matt Cardona Vs Sami Callihan Vs Trey Miguel Vs Moose Vs Chris Sabin

Six Man Tag Team Match
The Elite (Kenny Omega and The Good Brothers) (with Don Callis) Vs Eddie Edwards and FinJuice

Impact Knockouts Tag Team Titles Match
Jordynne Grace & Rachel Ellering (c) Vs Fire N Flava

Impact X Division Title Match
Josh Alexander (c) Vs El Phantasmo

Impact Knockouts Title Match
Deonna Purrazzo (c) Vs Havok

Willie Mack Vs W. Morrissey (with Eric Young)

Black Taurus Vs Brian Myers

Fatal Fourway to determine the #1 Contenders for the Impact World Tag Team Titles
Ace Austin & Madman Fulton Vs XXXL Vs Rohit Raju and Shera Vs Petey Williams and TJP

Taylor Wilde and Tennille Dashwood (with Kaleb with a K) Vs Kimber Lee and Susan

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1395562488515764234

This Slammiversary promo is implying that Daniel Bryan, Okada, and Naito will be there! And most importantly, the Iiconics!

I...just...why would you imply any of these people are going to show up in current Impact? Didn't they learn their lesson from AEW revealing Christian was their mystery signing?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

So, Impact Wrestling is really running a storyline where Jordynne Grace, aka former Knockouts Champion Jordynne Grace, is being made to question whether or not she's the "weak link" in a tag team, where the other half of the team is a woman that got to the company last month? What part of the game is this?

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

They did a similar story with Nevaeh before they let her contract run out and didn’t re-sign her. I think this was filmed before she signed her new deal, so this could be their way to write off talent now, but since she re-signed either she’ll have change of heart in story, or turn heel, which would be a really bad idea.

 

[Valeyard]

Impact deserves some more Forbidden Door so I hope they get something good happening. Anything. Fale.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

Impact deserves some more Forbidden Door so I hope they get something good happening. Anything. Fale.

They have Kojima showing up on Thursday. I’d say that’s infinitely better than Fale. They’ve had FinJuice, ELP, and now Kojima. I really like this for them. Certainly once things get better, getting even bigger names would be amazing, but for the talent that can be sent over, those are some solid names.

 

[Valeyard]

No one is bigger than Fale. He's the best.

Kojima is a really good get for them. If I thought he'd ever come back they could get Okada to drive his car.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1398084929385287687

This is being hyped internally as one of the GOAT Impact matches. That is weird that they would stick most of it on the pre-show.

 

[The Amazing Rando]

Oh the hilarity if by the time they get to the regular Impact the score is like 6-2 with three minutes left and the final score is somehow 10-2, but how they got to that score was awesome, dawg

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Iron Man matches are inherently inferior to regular matches. Fight me.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1398099203658641408

 

[The Amazing Rando]

Iron Man matches are inherently inferior to regular matches. Fight me.

I will say it would be hilarious if one time RAW or SD opened with a clock in the corner with 12:37 remaining and a scorecard showing, like, 3-2 and Sheamus and Ricochet going at it and them just pretending the two of them got in some kind of fight backstage and couldn't wait for the show to start to beat each other up.

I know this really only works without crowds but it's also something I could actually see them doing.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

I feel like that's been done before, with a match starting "before" Raw, with the 15/10-minute commercial spot before the show having JR Yell about how they "couldn't wait for the start of the show" and the cold open was the finishing stretch. Can somebody confirm?

 

[Valeyard]

Iron Man shit is fine every few years. It's just super rare I'm invested. Nothing a long two out of three falls can't accomplish without any of the obvious stalling for time though.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I barely like Iron Man matches as blowoffs to long feuds. As a match between two midcarders who have had a two week rivalry? Idk if I have any serious interest but Impact is really hyping it hard. Fact that TJP is in it negates a lot of my interest.

 

[geniusMoment]

I'm thinking they got Brock.

Former WWE Superstar Reportedly Debuting For Impact Wrestling Tonight

A former WWE Superstar is reportedly making his Impact Wrestling debut tonight. There's no word yet on who the wrestler is, but PWInsider reports that…

www.wrestlinginc.com

 

[Fall of Epic]

Or Mojo Rawley.

 

[Brocklock]

Lars

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Tommy End

 

[Valeyard]

Enzo

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

A small amount of fans will be allowed to attend Slammiversary.

If someone had told me a year ago that Impact would be last promotion to welcome back fans, I would have laughed in your face.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

@Laz, you gonna go and scarf down some complimentary chips and sodas and ROBERT IRVINE BRANDED PROTEIN BARs!?

 

[Fall of Epic]

LMAO the mystery guy was Steve Cutler.

 

[geniusMoment]

Damn, wrong again.