Justin Bieber retired

[vivisectvi]

 

[Precious Roy]

The news item that future generations will read about in leather-bound tomes marked with gold-leafed letters "LEGENDS" just keeps producing new and exciting angles. Yes, the Ibiza restaurant scuffle between elfin warrior Orlando Bloom and goblin royalty Justin Bieber was initially intriguing for how A-list it all sounded. Early reports had other big celebrities like P. Diddy and Leonardo DiCaprio not only in attendance but actually APPLAUDING Bloom's efforts to rearrange Bieber's face. Now a woman who was there, 20-year-old Spanish model Anastasia Skolkova, tells The Mirror that Orlando Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio may have helped incite the incident by openly humiliating Bieber in front of everybody:

Bieber said something to DiCaprio - I don’t know exactly what, because it was seven or eight metres away. Leo brushed his hands at him, like, I don’t care what you say. Yeah, he flicked him away.

At that point, obviously, an injury-free scuffle ensued when Orlando Bloom jumped over a booth and gave chase. But The Mirror points out that DiCaprio's curt dismissal of Bieber's existence was only the latest in a series of such slights. For example at the most recent Cannes festival, Bieber was partying shirtless in a nightclub and sent his people over to where DiCaprio was sitting in order to see if he wanted to "party" with Bieber.

Justin was nodding and smiling in Leo's direction, but Leo just shook his head no and waved him off. He thinks Justin's a little twit.

 

[Big Beard Booty Daddy]

So Bieber was trying to hook up with Leo, but Leo wasn't having any part of that? I don't blame him.

 

[Precious Roy]

there's been rumors about Mayweather being on the down low for a while....he's tight with THE BEEBS....it's all starting to make sense

 

[KOAB]

Bieber and Lil Wayne and Drake and... OH NO

JOHNNY FOOTBAW NO

 

[Ed Wood Caulfield]

Justin hung out with The Kardasians and Kanye West on Thursday, which led to this:

@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who's your daddy

Am I the only one who notices how much he resembles Vanilla Ice now?

 

[Precious Roy]

he'll never make a movie that's cool as ice like this

 

[Baby Shoes]

I was about to be pissed that this movie still had no DVD release but I see you can buy an "on-demand" DVD from Amazon now!

I'd like to see Bieber pull the "drop the zero and get with the hero" but it would probably end like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuX-pXXzz-E

I never was a Bieber hater. Always sad to me seeing someone go off the deep end like this. Although much like the other child stars who did, his parents seem like idiots.

 

[KOAB]

I remember one of those weird documentaries that every young artist seems to get now that had a young wet behind his ears just starting to get famous Bieber on the road with his mom and their relationship was up there in creepiness with Hulk and Brooke.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Yup. That creepiness is there and I'm pretty sure his dad is one of those TAPOUT shirt wearing douche bros that thinks he is tough but would get his ass whipped in most fights.

 

[Gary]

He got arrested again.