Movies for (and starring?) MAGA Chuds

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Dean Cain as the villain CLINTON.

Super glad that Michael Dudikoff didn't make the Greatest Action Heroes tournament.

Not surprised by disappointed Bas Rutten is a MAGA chud. WTH?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Robert Davi is probably shaking with anger that he wasn't cast.

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

i'm willing to step up and play satan. it's the role i was BORN for.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I don't think they will cast you because you are not a blonde middle aged woman. Their hope for role is Hillary Clinton, their expectation is Carole Baskin, reality is Victoria Jackson as Satan in Antonio Sabato's MAGA Christian Western.

 

[Brocklock]

BAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYY MEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Brocklock]

I read Adrian Paul as Aaron Paul and almost sobbed

 

[cobainwasmurdered]

man this shit has Hercules, Superman AND Duncan McCloud of Clan McCloud? 90's CWM would be really fucking into this lineup and then really fucking angry.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Antonio Sabato Jr was complaining about being blackballed and forced to leave Hollywood over being an outspoken MAGA chud in that Variety[ article but honestly, when was the last time Antonio Sabato Jr got work before that? His crappy VH1 reality series?

I feel like being an outspoken MAGA Chud is the ONLY way for some of these D- stars of the '80s and '90s to stay relevant. We should talk about the ones that AREN'T MAGA Chuds. Hopefully, Marc Singer and Adrian Zmed are woke...

I just noticed Scott Baio's character name is Ezkiel The Furious and am howling IRL.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

I already can't wait for the future Snob review. I love that Kristie Swanson is SLAYER and then has the tack-on that her Gun Slinger works for Clinton ('cause that clearly wouldn't be obvious)

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

At this stage, being cast in this movie, is probably punishment enough for 90 year old Robert Wagner for killing Natalie Wood 30 years ago.

 

[Valeyard]

I'm kind of curious about this because I love westerns and trash.

But Bas...that's real betrayal.

 

[Brooklyn Zoo]

Jon Voight will play Satan

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Tito's outtake reel is going to be three hours long. This is amazing.

 

[Brocklock]

Jon Voight will play Satan

And Kirstie Alley as Josephine

 

[The Thread Killer]

I'm not seeing Kirk Cameron's name anywhere in that cast so this movie is obviously going to be a bunch of bullshit

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

*looks at Dean Cain*
(Gorilla Monsoon voice): Boy, he got fat!

 

[Brocklock]

When his hair finally starts to go, he'll start looking like Gorilla Monsoon

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Will you stop!?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

TIL Ali Landry is married to The Sound of Freedom director and is marketing vitamin supplements…which ya know, kind of tracks.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Famed 'Bond' villain Robert Davi says ‘closeted conservatives’ in Hollywood are scared to speak out | Fox News

'Blacklisting happens, blacklisting is a real thing,' Davi told Fox News Digital

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Robert Davi is one of the least surprising people to become a right wing gadfly.

It really kind of makes sense for a classic ‘80s movie henchman to be a white fragility whiner.

 

[Hawk 34]

I would be super interested if you could craft a list of people you would presume are terrible rotten no good washed up old right wing entertainers but much to your chagrin are just regular ass normal casual living people who don’t make their identity about politics.

 

[Valeyard]

What are the political leanings of Joey Pants and the guy who played Sloth?

 

[Hawk 34]

What are the political leanings of Joey Pants and the guy who played Sloth?

Joey Pants is a total liberal goof but def feels weird around Mexicans.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I would be super interested if you could craft a list of people you would presume are terrible rotten no good washed up old right wing entertainers but much to your chagrin are just regular ass normal casual living people who don’t make their identity about politics.

I was delighted when me and @Brocklock sleuthed to find out that Eric Roberts is a reply guy liberal but his workaholic tendencies means he will show up in MAGA/Christian trash if his schedule is open.

 

[Hawk 34]

Sounds like to me that’s the ideal life.

Shitpost on the internet and take the maga checks.

How much time do you think Eric and Julia spend on messenger discussing Bidens economic plan?

 

[Valeyard]

I don't think he and Julia talk but I can promise you Eric is always "Emma can you ask your aunt a question?"

 

[Hawk 34]

I don't think he and Julia talk but I can promise you Eric is always "Emma can you ask your aunt a question?"

“Does she have Soderberghs number? The one I have keeps getting bounced back to a pet pharmacy in Mobile”

 

[Valeyard]

She probably just in the last few years gave him Garry Marshal's number.

 

[Brocklock]

I was delighted when me and @Brocklock sleuthed to find out that Eric Roberts is a reply guy liberal but his workaholic tendencies means he will show up in MAGA/Christian trash if his schedule is open.

If we pitched together enough money for his going rate, we could get Eric Roberts to play bps in the TSM biopic.

 

[Valeyard]

Movie doesn't work if we can't get Dan Schneider to be Useless Moron Scott Keith.