Movies for (and starring?) MAGA Chuds

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

If we pitched together enough money for his going rate, we could get Eric Roberts to play bps in the TSM biopic.

I’m sure we can raise $1500 between all of us.

 

[Brocklock]

We can definitely get Cory In The House to play KOAB.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Eric Roberts is worth in the millions and lives in a home in LA, he’s doing fine financially. The figure could be a dollar, he pursues passions with his film choices.

He makes movies for the love of the craft, so of course he would be interested in a trtsm biopic. He’d be more interested in playing Brody though, the character background and modern pathos is the kind of meat my man E will sink into. Bps is too one note.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

And believe me, im very happy that this man is getting such a long discussion on the board. What a pleasant surprise.

 

[Valeyard]

I praise Star 80 whenever I can.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

They just reposted the episode of Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast with Eric Roberts and it ruled. He made up a weed addiction to be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew so he could get exposure with millennials.

He is playing chess when most off prime actors are playing checkers.

 

[Hawk 34]

It’s honestly bullshit he never got a CBS procedural run where he could bank millions like that no good Chris O Donnell and Mark Harmon.

His high art tastes robbed him financially but enriched our collective hearts.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Movie doesn't work if we can't get Dan Schneider to be Useless Moron Useless Moron Scott Keith.

once I googled this, you were awarded POTD

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

It’s honestly bullshit he never got a CBS procedural run where he could bank millions like that no good Chris O Donnell and Mark Harmon.

His high art tastes robbed him financially but enriched our collective hearts.

You leave Jethro Gibbs out of this!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

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TIL Eric Roberts is (was?) massive in Russia.

Putin doesn’t realize who he has crossed.

 

[Incandenza]

I need Eric to be in Tarantino's next movie whenever that happens

 

[Incandenza]

Surely one of those things where it hasn't happened already is due to scheduling

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

He was probably in Russia.

 

[Epic for the Summer]

I'm actually surprised Eric has never worked with Tarantino due to the latter's love of featuring over the hill veterans actors.

I always get a kick out of Eric's featured role in the Dark Knight.

 

[Valeyard]

Yeah, logically Eric should've gotten first dibs for the Don Johnson part in Django. Not that I'm complaining about Don Johnson ever.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Now I’m thinking of an alternate universe where Don Johnson is in Star 80 and The Pope of Greenwich Village and Eric Roberts is Sonny Crockett.

 

[Valeyard]

I can very much see it.

Don Johnson would've fit Doctor Who better than Eric did tbh.

 

[Brocklock]

I'm actually surprised Eric has never worked with Tarantino due to the latter's love of featuring over the hill veterans actors.

I always get a kick out of Eric's featured role in the Dark Knight.

I love when Eric pops up in bigger movies. He was in Inherent Vice like a decade ago, and had a fun appearance in Babylon recently as Margot Robbie's dad.

That said, the Stalked By My Doctor series of films is the magnum opus of his career.

 

[Valeyard]

Him being in that run of hit music videos in 2005 is some of my favorite stuff. Just makes me oddly happy when I see him pop up

 

[Epic for the Summer]

Eric and Julia are like the least connected siblings in Hollywood.

 

[Valeyard]

Ed and Shaquille are next.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Clipped is Ed’s attempt at reconciliation.

 

[Incandenza]

I forgot Eric Roberts was in Babylon. But forgetting most things about Babylon has been good for my well being.

 

[Incandenza]

Eric probably would have been good in the Don Johnson roles in Brawl in Cell Block 99 and Dragged Across Concrete, but Don Johnson acquitted himself nicely in those parts, so it worked in the end. Craig Zahler should cast our boy in his next movie, though.

 

[Big Papa Paegan]

Eric Roberts having a late stage rennaissance would be a sign that the world is getting better

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

The New Norm

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Comedy stylings of Dave Rubin and Larry Elder, exclusively on X (of course).

Animation for main character is a bit on the nose. Norman Lear is rolling over in his grave (and hopefully his estate is filing a lawsuit).