Something's wrong with Ric Flair

[geniusMoment]

There goes my hero...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1650480593761873920

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Ric Flair: Vince McMahon! You’re my hero!
Vince: Thanks pal! You liked working for me?
Flair: You’re a wrestling promoter!?

 

[Valeyard]

He's so pathetic. He also just wishes he had the funds for hush money.

 

[Hawk 34]

That would require Flair to actually keep a secret.

 

[Valeyard]

Halle Berry should give him money.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

Halle Berry should give him money.

“heh heh. Whatever you can spare. You know I knew Rick’s sons played basketball but I didn’t know he had jungle fever. WOOOO!”
“Excuse me?”

 

[Valeyard]

I love Ric Flair and Race the Sun-era Halle Berry hooking up. It's just such a notion, when everyone just knows Flair at most met her at a bar and kept calling her Dark Journey until she left.

 

[BruiserBrody]

He's so pathetic. He also just wishes he had the funds for hush money.

This popped in my feed just after I read this: (LOL)

 

[geniusMoment]

Ric shouldn't have met his hero. It always turns out bad...

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/12zeoxb

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1661159351510351872

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1664693439043350529

Trying to get his son in law drunk enough to agree to tag with him again.

Also would not peg Andrade as a white wine guy.

 

[Valeyard]

White wine's the better option if you're just going to inhale it so it might be an El Hijo del Whoo lifehack.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Ric Flair Has A New Mushroom Infused Energy Drink Called ‘Wooooo Energy!’

Ric Flair is getting into the energy drink business. Carma HoldCo and LGNDS have partnered with Ric Flair for a new mushroom-infused energy drink called Wooooo Energy! The drink contains a blend of Lion’s Mane, Cordyceps, Chaga, Turkey Tail, Shiitake, Maitake, and Reishi mushrooms. Wooooo...

www.yahoo.com

I might buy a can to add to the collection.

 

[SuperMachine#1]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1664693439043350529

Trying to get his son in law drunk enough to agree to tag with him again.

Also would not peg Andrade as a white wine guy.

Even after death was knocking down his door a few years ago the dumb ass Flair will probably die in a bar drinking himself to death from alcohol poisoning.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1685373822361272320

This looks like Naitch crashing the Bret Hart/Shatner reunion.


Also Flair looks older than Bill despite being almost 20 years younger. Hard living will mess you up. Flair’s probably just lucky to still be alive.

 

[alkeiper]

Shatner’s absurd.

 

[Gert]

Yeah Shatner looks great there.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1699897751100707023

Custom made suits on his bankruptcy lawyers too.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Can Flair be even more cringe than Alex Jones' episode(s) of Kill Tony?

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/comments/16sb8iu

Problematic accent @BruiserBrody noises

 

[BruiserBrody]

They edited out Flair's asian poon hunting.... but the comics on the panel mention it so it must have happened.

Flair goes off on the comics for roasting a REALLY dreadful comic and says he's leaving because he doesn't believe in mocking others.
He stays anyway and 2 more comics do their bits.
The 2nd guy stinks so they are roasting him. Flair is not even paying attention and is on his phone. Tony's buddies even riff on him and call him "Cool Joe Biden" and another asks if he's sleeping. Then the shitty comic mentions he coaches kids wrestling. The comics give the guy shit and Flair gets on the mic and chastises everyone for mocking a man who gives his time for kids. He brings up how Reid was a wrestler and died of heroin. As he is talking about this the musician plays somber music and Flair walks off.
A bit later one of Tony's guys mocks Flair and says the show is better without him. Tony tries to play good cop.
Another comic comes up winds up talking about being Catholic. Tony says that he was with his God tonight and it went poorly. "But my God was 24 beers in....so that was probably the problem." (Flair had said he was 4 drinks in when he came out)

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://www.facebook.com/100044543374651/posts/pfbid028HSy9hxzw2NcQSGbgmRwWPotju1ysVMYNk2bGHyABGBZwK97rd1vCxaBVVDp1HpZl

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1720158739926286470

 

[alkeiper]

Flair is older now than Thesz was when Thesz wrestled Masahiro Chono.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

2023 Flair is in worse shape than 1990 Lou Thesz too.

Yeah, maybe now Flair has more muscle definition but his circulatory system is so messed up, it looks like his head could explode at any moment. He is just a deeply odd looking old man. 1990 Thesz just looked like a kind of fit old guy at the Y.

 

[Valeyard]

I want Christian. Cuttin' promos about how if he were Reid's dad he'd still be alive and his father would be dead.

 

[BruiserBrody]

80 year old Ox Baker's "match" is the standard to beat.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1738254825480163498

Flair can't do Crypto because he never invests his money in anything but a bar tab.

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1741674735795142883

 

[strummer]

Flair was just on ESPN on Monday Night Countdown hyping up the Eagles/Bucs game