WHOA BRO HAPPY 311 DAY WOOOO

[Skywarp!]

just trippin' balls man.

they actually toned it down a bit from their previous trapper keeper-looking cover:

The guy they had design this one and the other one above is some horrid graphic designer that's obsessed with Pink Floyd album covers--hence the Pulse inspired disaster you see here.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

wow looks like one of kincaid's best pieces!

 

[Skywarp!]

I mean, the triangle, space, oceans, pulse lines, line trails, etc., OK, I get it.

But the Ram peeking out from a lugwrench??!

 

[Skywarp!]

1 month to go, guys. Here's your lead single.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2wz5fkaDLU

 

[Skywarp!]

Bumped for the date. Back to regularly-scheduled programming.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

This thread is like a permanent annual reminder of my inexorable march toward the grave. I'm 27 today. Farewell, my wasted youth

 

[Mickey Massuco]

happy birthday

 

[Byron The Bulb]

thanks

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

I'm going to karaoke tonight since it's a friend's last night at work at bar where karaoke is happening. I really, really hope no one sings 311.

I'll make an exception if Shaq shows up in his Shaqcopter to sing a 311 song, of course.

 

[devo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egX9ZDaIrkU

so powerful

 

[Mattdotcom]

I'm going to karaoke tonight since it's a friend's last night at work at bar where karaoke is happening. I really, really hope no one sings 311.

I'll make an exception if Shaq shows up in his Shaqcopter to sing a 311 song, of course.

So has this happened yet or what

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

No one sang 311. Lit and Fastball were sung but no 311. Thank GOD!

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

That bar closed suddenly a month and a half later. Not sure if it was related to Shaq not showing up in his Shaqcopter on 3/11 Day to sing 311. Damn. Time flies.


http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/scott-stapp-and-311-brawl-20051201
Happy 28th Birthday Byron.

 

[Mattdotcom]

A whoa oh. I knew I had something to do today.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

(P-Nut on the bachelor life)
I have never lived with a woman, but I’d like to. I can’t wait until I can, but I’m not really gonna be that much of a companion, because Im gone so much. So, sorry girls! I don’t need much to live. I don’t need a beeper or a fuckin cell phone. You think I’m a fuckin rock star? You can come right over to my place. I’ve got a phat t.v., a good VCR, big Sega, a mattress, books, a little oven with re-heatable pizzas and a phone. When I have my time off, I just suckle up to the nipple and suck all night. I put on Comedy Central, lock it on my t.v., put the bong in my armpit, and I can sit that way for days, except to defecate and get more pot. I’m a simple man and I’m not a criminal.

 

[Skywarp!]

lol, I knew someone would bump this thread today.

I'm all mixed up. And I don't know what to do.

 

[Mattdotcom]

BIG SEGA

 

[BUTT]

 

[Skywarp!]

What would happen if you locked a Sonic & Knuckles onto another Sonic & Knuckles? Enter an alternate 1994 where your mom has implants and is married to Millionaire Biff?

 

[Mattdotcom]

Probably just lets you play Blue Sphere Game which is what I would call your mother's sorry implants

 

[Skywarp!]

::Takes gun from safe::

"He said that one day, a crazy, old man or a wild-eyed kid would come asking about the Blue Sphere game..."

 

[Skywarp!]

It's actually Austin 3/16 Day now, Matt. How you celebratin'?

 

[Mattdotcom]

What?

 

[Skywarp!]

Now it's St. Patrick's Day. Keep the Steveweisers comin'.

 

[Cackling Co Pilot Kamala]

They just announced 311 with special guest Matisyahu at the Maine State Pier this summer.

I hope the bros don't shut down Portland that day.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Couldn't that announcement waited another four days at this point?!?

 

[Gary]

Matisyahu is still around?

 

[Baby Shoes]

he only exists to open for 311 at fairs and carnivals

 

[Richard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5gJ8udpUKk

 

[Skywarp!]

Man, they're really reaching HARD for a hit with their new single. Sounds like every fucking top 40 song on the radio. It's yet another pop song built around the 4 chords of Pachelbel's Canon. There's even auto-tune in the chorus. And I'm pretty sure you could sing the chorus of that "Rude" song from a couple years ago to this one. Can't say I'm shocked by the overt shamelessness of it, though. They've been trying to re-catch that Amber lightning in a bottle for some time now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdZ2lHqaDyI

Speaking of "Amber," I guess 311 is now also a lifestyle brand. Now there's 311 Amber Ale!

Also, the Grassroots Uplifter vape pen!

HAPPY 311 DAY BRODELS!