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I'm trying to come up with a comparison age wise to today to match this.

Bruiser here was basically the same as if modern Sabu had been headlining shows non stop since 1993 to today, remaining the top guy.

Sort of like his uncle did IRL. Although Sheik's last real attempt to be a promotional ace in 85 failed despite the promoters shaving at least a decade off the Sheik's actual age when plugging his return.
 

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I always thought Anvil was more than a little bit underrated. Bret Hart wouldn’t have spent over a half decade during his physical prime ( ages 28 to 32. Do you accept?) teaming with a scrub.

I’m not saying Anvil would have been a World Champion or even IC Champion if he had his head on straight but I think he would have had the chance to be a WWF employee for life if he wanted it and he would have gotten at least a good run feuding with Bret.
 

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I'm trying to come up with a comparison age wise to today to match this.

Bruiser here was basically the same as if modern Sabu had been headlining shows non stop since 1993 to today, remaining the top guy.

Sort of like his uncle did IRL. Although Sheik's last real attempt to be a promotional ace in 85 failed despite the promoters shaving at least a decade off the Sheik's actual age when plugging his return.
More or less Tyrus. Except Bruiser once actually drew money.
 

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I'm glad mattdotcom is still posting somewhere.
 

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Can't find a version of his theme in the Simpsons sound font but I assume it exists.
 

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"Brain chop" is the most satisfying name for a finishing move of all time.
 

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"Gim-mick," you say? Well, that's just preposterous: next you'll be telling me that the Viking Raiders aren't even real vikings...

Wait, have I been reading ODB's gimmick wrong for fifteen years? I've been over here thinking that she's been playing "Drunken Oaf," and you're telling me that she's been playing "Drunken Slut" this whole time?
 

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No, see, that's what ODB means in this context. Her behavior is that of an uncouth and uncultured woman who basks in her lifestyle, including allusions to alcoholism and promiscuity. It is exemplified by her vulgar gestures, alcohol consumution, dress, and vocal inflections. It is an example of a person of eccentric personality living their best life.
 

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