Cackling Co Pilot Kamala
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I've caught up to this point on RAW on WWE Network and got the weird urge to rewatch.
This is my third time rewatching this in five years or so. First time, I thought the undercard was surprisingly pretty good but the Rumble sucked. Second time, I thought the undercard was fine but paint by numbers but the Rumble was marginally better than I remembered. What way will I describe this show "as not great but not terrible?" on this go-around?
Show opens with a limo pulling up to the USF Sun Dome and Dink The Clown waiving the locker room down. Pamela Anderson comes out of the limo. The front line of WWF Superstars to greet her are Mabel, Tatanka, Doink The Clown, Jeff Jarrett, KWANG, Henry O. Godwinn, The Heavenly Bodies, The Bushwhackers, and Well Dunn. With a roster like that, you have to wonder why business was in the dumps!
Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler, and the Spanish Announce Team welcome us to the show! We got three titles on the line plus IRS Vs The Undertaker and The Royal Rumble! The WWF World Title match is a clash between the two most popular wrestlers in WWF history, Champion Diesel and former World Champ Bret Hart.
Vince McMahon says we're ready for BURGER KING, excuse me! Our first title match as Razor Ramon defends the WWF Intercontinental Title against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who's accompanied to the ring by his new sidekick, The Roadie
Scott Hall and Jeff Jarrett had to have dozens of matches and none of them are actively terrible (not even the ones in '99/'00 WCW, IIRC) but none of them are better than *** or so. Kind of weird.
Vince mentions that this pay per view is airing LIVE on Sky Box Office in the UK. Lawler is pissed because he's here instead of watching this pay per view at Prince Charles' Royal Pajama Party in England!
Close call between the who has the cooler/goofier tights, Razor's Banana Yellow tights with Cosby Sweater pattern silk vest. Or Jeff Jarrett's flashing cowboy/hat sunglasses with Dusty Rhodes-esque polka dot tights.
First incredibly fake Vince laugh of the night after Lawler says Jeff Jarrett's starring in a musical called "The Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry".
The Roadie helped give Jeff Jarrett a big countout victory over British Bulldog on RAW a little while back, can help Double J win the Intercontinental Title?
Watching these '94/'95 RAWs makes me realize what a big underdog Double J was in this match. His biggest singles victories was over Mabel (a glorified tag wrestler) at SummerSlam '94 and the aforementioned cheap countout win over Bulldog on RAW. He was one step above KWANG.
Vince mentions that Lawrence Taylor, of ALL PEOPLE, is here as an invited guest of Diesel. Huh. This won't come into play later...
Razor's knee is busted after he gets clipped by The Roadie. He gets counted out. Double J doesn't want to win this way! He wants to win the title and goads Razor into getting back into the ring! Razor's wearing yellow boots and yellow tights but he might as well paint a yellow stripe on his back! He ain't no CHICO! He's a chicken.
Razor's upset and limps back into the ring. The referee has restarted this match despite Razor's busted wheel. Questionable officiating, Tim White!
Razor puts up a vailant effort. He gets Double J up for the Razor's Edge but his knee is too busted and Double J rolls him up to win the WWF Intercontinental Title in a huge for '95 upset!
This is probably the best of the "good but not great" Jarrett-Ramon/Hall matches.
This is my third time rewatching this in five years or so. First time, I thought the undercard was surprisingly pretty good but the Rumble sucked. Second time, I thought the undercard was fine but paint by numbers but the Rumble was marginally better than I remembered. What way will I describe this show "as not great but not terrible?" on this go-around?
Show opens with a limo pulling up to the USF Sun Dome and Dink The Clown waiving the locker room down. Pamela Anderson comes out of the limo. The front line of WWF Superstars to greet her are Mabel, Tatanka, Doink The Clown, Jeff Jarrett, KWANG, Henry O. Godwinn, The Heavenly Bodies, The Bushwhackers, and Well Dunn. With a roster like that, you have to wonder why business was in the dumps!
Vince McMahon, Jerry Lawler, and the Spanish Announce Team welcome us to the show! We got three titles on the line plus IRS Vs The Undertaker and The Royal Rumble! The WWF World Title match is a clash between the two most popular wrestlers in WWF history, Champion Diesel and former World Champ Bret Hart.
Vince McMahon says we're ready for BURGER KING, excuse me! Our first title match as Razor Ramon defends the WWF Intercontinental Title against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who's accompanied to the ring by his new sidekick, The Roadie
Scott Hall and Jeff Jarrett had to have dozens of matches and none of them are actively terrible (not even the ones in '99/'00 WCW, IIRC) but none of them are better than *** or so. Kind of weird.
Vince mentions that this pay per view is airing LIVE on Sky Box Office in the UK. Lawler is pissed because he's here instead of watching this pay per view at Prince Charles' Royal Pajama Party in England!
Close call between the who has the cooler/goofier tights, Razor's Banana Yellow tights with Cosby Sweater pattern silk vest. Or Jeff Jarrett's flashing cowboy/hat sunglasses with Dusty Rhodes-esque polka dot tights.
First incredibly fake Vince laugh of the night after Lawler says Jeff Jarrett's starring in a musical called "The Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry".
The Roadie helped give Jeff Jarrett a big countout victory over British Bulldog on RAW a little while back, can help Double J win the Intercontinental Title?
Watching these '94/'95 RAWs makes me realize what a big underdog Double J was in this match. His biggest singles victories was over Mabel (a glorified tag wrestler) at SummerSlam '94 and the aforementioned cheap countout win over Bulldog on RAW. He was one step above KWANG.
Vince mentions that Lawrence Taylor, of ALL PEOPLE, is here as an invited guest of Diesel. Huh. This won't come into play later...
Razor's knee is busted after he gets clipped by The Roadie. He gets counted out. Double J doesn't want to win this way! He wants to win the title and goads Razor into getting back into the ring! Razor's wearing yellow boots and yellow tights but he might as well paint a yellow stripe on his back! He ain't no CHICO! He's a chicken.
Razor's upset and limps back into the ring. The referee has restarted this match despite Razor's busted wheel. Questionable officiating, Tim White!
Razor puts up a vailant effort. He gets Double J up for the Razor's Edge but his knee is too busted and Double J rolls him up to win the WWF Intercontinental Title in a huge for '95 upset!
This is probably the best of the "good but not great" Jarrett-Ramon/Hall matches.