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We start off this episode of Total Divas with Eva and Jojo attending RAW. Eva tells Jojo that she wants to skip the actual training to be a wrestler and go right to the main show. She plans to do this by being Fandango’s dance partner.
We cut to Ariane and Trinity talking about them having problems with their outfits. They talk about wanting a second person to work on their outfits. They want to prevent the “Wrestlemania situation” from happening again. They know that they would be turning their back on their normal seamstress Sandra but want to do it anyway.
Next up is Nikki & Brie Bella getting coffee together. They go over their plan for a “life swap” with each other. They would stay with each other in their respective houses and see how the other lives.
Babysitter Nattie is next to appear on the show. Nattie is talking about wanting to dance with Fandango. As they are talking about it Fandango shows up. He explains that they get a different girl for each different city they go. Fandango begins his flirting with Eva that will continue throughout the episode.
Brian James AKA “Road Dogg” Jesse James meets with the Bellas. He goes over their upcoming match with them and discusses using Twin Magic. After their talk they cut to their match with the Funkadactyls.
Jojo is waiting by the hallway and stops Fandango to talk to him. Eva starts to flirt with Fandango and they decide to meet in Tampa to go over their dance. This is when Eva reveals to the world that she lied about her dance background. She tells us that she can’t dance at all.
Back from commercial we see the Bellas, John Cena and Daniel Bryan going to Tampa. They all board their private jet to fly out. Nikki is talking trash about Eva about how she believes she wants Cena. Brie then asks Nikki if she is wearing underwear because she just got a view of everything.
Cut to Eva in her hotel room. There is a knock at the door and a guy named Jonathan is at the door. We find out that he is Eva’s boyfriend. They have been dating for two and a half months. He shows Eva the box of donuts that he has brought with them. He explains they are from where they first met. He then pulls out a ring and asks Eva to marry him. Eva starts crying and agrees to marry him after only two and a half months of dating.
Ariane is on the phone with another costume designer named Mike. She is asking him if he would be able to create outfits for them. She tells Mike that she would need the outfits in about two days.
The Bellas, Cena and Bryan have arrived at Cena’s house. Nikki takes Bryan and Brie on a tour of the house. The check out his “dressing room” and see all of his shoes and closet space. Nikki tells them there is an elevator that goes right into the master bedroom. They then take a tour of the guest house and Brie says that it’s nicer than Bryan’s house in Washington. Nikki then takes Brie for a ride in Cena’s Maserati. Nikki says that the car can get up to 200 MPH. Brie is not happy and closes her eyes while Nikki speeds. Brie asks what would happen if Nikki got pulled over. Nikki replied that she would pull out her tits for the cop and then says that she’s just joking.
Back at the hotel with Eva, Jojo reveals that Jonathan is leaving. Eva starts to get ready for her meeting with Fandango after he leaves. While getting ready she takes off her brand new engagement ring. Jojo notices this and thinks that she is crossing a line.
We are now back at Cena’s house with the foursome swimming in Cena’s pool. They are all jumping off the rocks into the pool and Bryan looks a tad scared jumping off the rocks for some reason. While swimming they show that Bryan dog paddles as his method for swimming.
Now Ariane is meeting with Mike for her new outfit. It is a yellow sparkly outfit that she really likes. Mike takes some pictures for Ariane and she loves it.
Eva is now meeting with Fandango. When he meets with her they discuss when they first met. They talk about how Fandango kissed his own hand when they met. Eva asks him what it takes to be his dance partner. Eva then tells Fandango how good she is at dancing. Fandango tells Eva that he is going to the club later with a few of the guys and asks if she would like to go. She says that he is dangerous and agrees to go.
Now it is time for the Bellas, Cena and Bryan to visit Bryan’s home in Washington. They decide that there will be a wood chopping challenge when they get to Bryan’s house. If the girls win the guys have to give four intimate massages to the girls over the course of a month. Brie tells us that she likes the trees but is not a fan of all of the rain while they are driving together. When they are inside Bryan’s house Cena notices that Bryan does not have a TV. He says he doesn’t really like TV. This is Bryan’s childhood house. Brie tells Cena that she wants two kids and Cena asks if the house would be big enough for two kids.
Trinity is at her apartment with her fiancé Jimmy Uso. She is playing the voicemail that Ariane left her about the outfits. She is worried about how they are going to fit differently on her. She’s worried about how much of her booty will be out with the new outfit.
We finally get to the long awaited wood chopping challenge between the Bellas and John and Bryan. The Bellas decide to wear very little clothing for the competition. One is wearing a swimsuit top and the other looks to be in a bra. The Bellas are able to chop eight pieces of wood for themselves. This means Cena and Bryan need to chop twenty five logs to beat them. Cena is able to chop twenty three pieces of wood by himself leaving Bryan with only needing to chop two pieces of wood to win. Bryan is not able to chop any pieces of wood. He definitely threw the competition for him and Cena.
After the competition the Bellas leave to get wine. Brie once again goes over how she doesn’t like the weather in Washington. She also talks about having second thoughts about living in Bryan’s childhood home. Nikki tells her that she needs to make Bryan happy but also be happy herself and can’t see her being happy living there. She also states that Bryan’s house needs to be torn down and start over.
Now we are with Eva at RAW. She is going over how worried she is about dancing that night. We have a Brodus Clay sighting in the hallway. Nattie is meeting with Eva and Jojo talking about how Eva is going to be dancing that night. The Funkadactyls are also talking with Nattie and Jojo and Eva to hear that Eva is dancing with Fandango that night.
We are back with Eva at RAW after a commercial break. They are going through rehearsals for the show. Eva is dancing with Fandango and it is going terribly. Fandango has to go through every step with her telling her where to go. Eva walks off the stage visibly angry with how things went. Fandango asks if they were going to run through it again and someone off camera tells him no.
Trinity has on her new outfit and is not happy about it. She tells Ariane, “All my cookie hanging out!” She says she needs changes to her outfit. They decide to go to Sandra their main seamstress for help. Sandra is not happy that they went behind her back for different outfits. They are not able to get new outfits so they have to use old outfits. Ariane is not pleased with this and says that the old outfits aren’t doing anything for her tits.
Eva is meeting with Stephanie McMahon about how terribly her dancing went. Stephanie runs her down about how she embarrassed herself as well as the company. Eva tells Steph that she is sorry for everything and will only show her face in a good way from now on to close the show.
