Is there anyone in wrestling with a greater disparity between quality of theme music and quality of character/wrestling ability/credibility than Orlando Jordan? That's a catchy theme he's got, by TNA standards.
You know, sometimes while I'm walking down the street on a quiet night and there's nobody around, I get the urge to do the Scott Hall/Pope walk with the one hand out in front and one behind. Is that strange? Am I pimpin' and just don't know it? Hmm.
So, TNA are going to have a rankings system. Great. Remember when the X Division had a rankings system determined by the elimination order of some random battle royal. How'd that work out. With the lack of continuity in this writing, the rankings system is bound to be a disaster, I'm sorry. At the risk of sounding racist, we've got two black guys, with similar hair, wearing similar tights. That's the kind of minor thing that bothers me. Did Orlando not have an all-red pair of tights to differentiate? Anyway, Pope eventually wins and I still don't know what Orlando did to actually step out of obscurity and get a contract with a major wrestling promotion in 2010.
Why does Bischoff hate Jarrett so much? Weren't they alligned in WCW? Didn't Bischoff stack the deck numerous times to help him win the WCW Title? Now he's mocking him, calling him a "world class athlete" in condescending tones? Apparantly thinking he's not a star, that he's "not ready"? We're bringing up everybody else's history from WCW, but not Bischoff and Jarrett's? Don't get this. Don't care. Next.
Matt Morgan beats Suicide. Squash. Fine. These Hogan plants in the front row really like Morgan, huh.
And now the Foley/Bischoff saga. He's fired, he's not fired, he won't work for Bischoff, he will, Borash is fired, Abyss isn't, Borash isn't fired but is nowhere to be seen... who the fuck could care? Is this better or worse than Jericho being fired from Raw every week? Why do wrestling fans not care about stips anymore? Abyss is going to get unmasked if "schenanigans" happen at the PPV. Hopefully this leads to an angle where Abyss is unmasked one week, then shows up with a mask on the next week, only to be unmasked again the week after, and so on, you get the joke here.